Vince Vaughn Got Married!
Vince Vaughn is now a husband after marrying real estate agent Kyla Weber on Saturday. (Insert your own Wedding Crashers joke here).
People reports that the two had a smell (typo and it stays) ceremony outside of Vince's hometown of Chicago. Vince and Kyla got engaged last year.
If you're a proud gold digger, raise a glass of Strawberry Hill to Kyla for completing her mission! Don't give me that look. Of course Kyla is hitting that shit for profit! I mean, IN THIS ECONOMY, it's a genius business move. And I'm really sure Kyla's heart orgasms every time Vince's nose hairs tickle her upper lip when she has to kiss him. Not to mention him farting on her forehead when they 69.
On that note, congrats to Vince and Kyla!
And don't worry, your grocer's ice cream section won't be ransacked by Jennifer Aniston tonight since I'm sure she threw away her Vince Vaughn real doll with accompanying dream wedding book a long time ago.
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I like Vince too. I hope this lasts & he's found real happiness.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I came to Lainey quite late in my gossip mongering life, I don't get the Anti Aniston sentiment that she spews all the time,sure Aniston is blander than bland but she seems harmless enough (well as harmless as these neurotic actress bitches can be) she loves the Brange which I find surprising cos she has a stick up her ass about everything else - snobby, overly moralistic and basically my shit don't stank attitude to pretty much everyone and everything yet she loves the Brange...
Vince Vaughn kissed me on the cheek when I met him a few years back! Always nice to hear about Chicago celebs. Congrats big guy!
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Before raising my glass to this ho, I'd have to see the prenup. That is the true test of whether a ho is a gold digger.
That said, I have a soft spot for Vince ever since my friend met him in Chicago. She literally was walking her dog by her condo and VInce, an older couple, and Kyla Weber were walking towards her. She said she kept staring and was like, "Eh, Vince?" And he smiled and said yeah and kind of stopped to see if she wanted a signature or something and she goes - - "Dude, I have to tell you, all my friends think we're weird but my husband and I have a poster of The Breakup above our bed (we all make fun of her because it seems kind of like a bad luck thing). He started cracking up and asked if it was bad luck yet, told her she had a great sense of humor, signed some receipt she had in her purse for her, and shook her hand and said bye. That was probably the nicest celebrity story I've ever heard. So I can't help but like him now.
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She looks sweet enough so I pose the questıon?
Why ıs she marryıng that dısgustıng wale of a man?!
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I used to like Lainey until she became straight up cunty.
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Yeah she has definitely cunted up lately. I agree with her on a lot of things but when she gushes about The Brange I want to barf. I have no strong feelings on Aniston but the girl is only doing what Angelina does 1000x worse. You'd think Lainey would cheer on the plain girl over the calcuated vixen. Too big for her boots. Shame as she was with MK my favourite blogger.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 10:18am.
I used to like Lainey until she became straight up cunty.
I don't get the Jen hate either. Not that I care, because MK does it with humor, she's just venomous.
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I like Lainey but then she goes and posts this:
Vince Vaughn married a regular Canadian girl from Calgary who doesn’t scheme with her publicist for pap photos and strategic tabloid stories in a state of constant feud with her ex and his goddess of a baby maker. Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston keeps making sh-tty movies
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Utterly failing to see that why she hates Jeniffer Aniston is exactly what her "brange" does (and make shitty movies that actually get nowhere near the top of the box office)
I doubt Jen Aniston is that worried having split up with him what 3 years ago?
Wow, Carmen Electra looks so young.
VV spilled beer and drooled on me once in the village idiot, ever since I've been skeeved by him.
She could play Wonder Woman with her coloring and prettiness: he's just an obnoxious whale.
Can you imagine him grunting and sweating all over you? *gag*
She's kinda pretty - hating the nailsthough - look trashy- used to kinda like him but he is widely rumoured to be an arse and I also get the feeling he doesn't smell too good - just this vibe I get of him.
He is so obnoxious. I wouldn't want to listen to that voice for the rest of my life. I feel sorry for her.
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Congrats to them!
I had sort of a crush on Vince when I was kid and watched Jurassic Park 2 -.-'
She's pretty, congrats & good luck to the both of them!
So. He couldn't get Maniston so he took Cougar Cox.
Pathetic.
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I've always liked him. I wish him and his new wife the best!
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Congrats to Vince and what's her name!!!
Black Hawks...I don't know...it just sounds funny.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Vince Vaughn looks like one of those men who just lounge around in the recliner all day playing video games, drinking beer and wiping cheeto residue on his shirt sleeve.. with all his boys, of course. I don't think any woman is sad tonight that he's getting taken off the market.
I'm surprised he actually got married; I thought he'd die an incurable bachelor. Most likely Owen Wilson will be going down in marital flames as well, soon.
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He was never hot and is still a prime example for why men shouldn't get plastic surgery. At least they have matching noses, I guess.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:11am.
LMFAO! No! I imagined People Magazine spinning towards the screen with pics of a fat jennifer aniston in a bad bikini on a mexican beach on one side and vince's wedding pics on the other half.
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Is it bad that when I first saw this, I immediately picture Jennifer Aniston sitting on a couch in sweats and stuffing her face with pepperidge farm cookies?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 9:18pm.
Vince realized he can't pull chicks anymore. He's done.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Thanks for the 69 visual of these two MK! YUCK!
I don't get the digs at Jen. Vince is known to be a bit of an asshole.
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disgusting, How does this sick looking fat idiot keep getting work.
this is the same vince vaughn that doesn't wash his hands after he takes a piss, yes?
congrats to the happy couple...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:33pm.
I bet when he gets excited he calls her "Little Debbie".
lol
Aw, I love this guy. Yeah, he's puffy but he's such a funny dude and seems very down-to-earth. You can pretty much bet he won't be pulling a Tiger on her.
he was in Dodgeball right?
i love that movie
I bet when he gets excited he calls her "Little Debbie".
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Am I the only one that sees Christina Applegate with a goth makeover sitting next to Vince?
In any case, congrats to her for gettin' that $$$!! Dude is loaded, and not just around the midsection.
damn Sugaroo you're right, and mildly obsessed with Sausages
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FIST PUMP!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 3:37pm.
DWM: Imma sick mah girl JWow on you!!!
Meh! congrats to the couple i guess. There isnt THAT much gold to dig though. hes made some bad business/real estate investments...
Now to go taunt one of my girlfriends who dated him a couple times and thought she had a chance. Ha!
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Congratulations!!!
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CLAY PIGEONS made me wet. Stab me baby, stab me. I still have a soft spot for his bloated ass.
Vince Vaughn is one of the few celebrities I can tolerate, he seems like just a regular guy with an unregular job. All the best to them.
Why doesn't anyone want to marry Aniston? LOL!
I bet his new wife is using the phrase from Vince's film 'Swingers' - you're so money!
Damn. I love the Vince. Ah well, I hope it works for these two kids!
rich339 on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 10:02pm
REPORTED!
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Ewwww, just ewwww
Jebuz Chrispie!!! Remember him in Swingers?!?!?!?
He makes Butler and Crowe look fresh and hot!
zomay,
Clay Pigeons?
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Is there another actor alive today who has had his looks deteriorate so fast and so greatly as Vince Vaughn? I mean the guy looks like a different person than what he did 10 years ago and he's really not that old. Must be too much drinking or snorting or something.
booooooooooooo I thought he'd be a swinging single forever like Clooney.
I feel like Jake from "Sixteen Candels"
"Married?"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's very cute, and she looks like a young Courtney Cox, hmm...
ETA: not alone in my assessment, good to know I'm not just trippin on Theraflu tonight.
Awe . . . good for them!! Sure, he's not a stud (not anymore, anyway), but he is pretty funny and he doesn't come across as a total famewh0re, so I can't hate. I wonder if Maddox started the countdown to the baby friend announcement so that he can make that important phone call though.
I see she's got her HO TIPS manicured!
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Why does she resemble Courtney Cox, a regular version not an anorexic version...
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