There's No Hiding Now for Anna Nicole Smith

A judge ordered Anna Nicole Smith to bring her crazy ass to California to submit her daughter, Danielynn Hope, to a DNA test. Larry Birkhead claims he is the correct baby daddy and wants a paternity test. Anna Nicole Smith has said that her crackhead lawyer, Howard K. Stern is the baby's father.

Larry said, “Christmas has come early, and I thank God that I will soon have the opportunity to prove that I am the father ... and eventually hold her in my arms."

It is unclear whether or not Anna is in the States. She was in San Francisco last week to try and collect from her dead husband's estate, but she may have returned to the Bahamas. I'm sure Anna and Howard will somehow make this a public media event in order to get paid. She's going to go to The Insider and show Danielynn getting tested and cry and cry and make slurred statements. I kind of wish Larry's the father, so I can watch Anna lose it. I mean she would throw herself into the ocean and try and feed herself to the whales.

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