Tuesday, January 5th 2010

Phoebe Price Has Some Sad News For Us


During your daily spiritual ritual (aka eating Popeye's in between bong hits) make sure you throw in a good thought/prayer for Phoebe Price's mother/assistant Flora who was recently diagnosed with cancer. That's why the chicken cutlets at the grocery store looked extra weepy yesterday.

PP delivered the sad news to Celebrity Nation while working the famewhore stroll in Los Angeles yesterday. But don't worry, PP isn't going to let the sadness fade her freckles. Just two beats after giving us sad face news, PP perked up and announced that not only is she shooting her own show (premiering on the TV in the Foster Farms break room), but she will also be on RuPaul's Drag Race in February. Nothing can keep a Hot Babe of the Millennium down.

Here's more of Chicken Cutlets dealing with her grief along with Quween on the Scene and Hofit "My Titties Hate Each Other" Golan.

Posted by: Michael K


Centaurious's picture

I wonder when Flora will be informed she has cancer.

Probably on her death bed.

From natural causes when she's 98.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:08pm.
Uggs, crocs and birkenstocks are for children and the elderly and, possibly, homely lesbians. That's where I stand on that issue. No offense (oopsie! look at me, leaving all that pageant training behind!)
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lololol-NO offense taken!

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Lohohater's picture

do i detect a southern draw? i thunk PP was an LA girl

The Sunshine Gang's picture

The tone is a TAD inappropriate on this one MK. The woman's mother is dying!

TexnDoc's picture

I've always said you should have a little Lauren Bacall head for
posts like this, or a tag, for Lauren's memorable Tommygirl opinion: "Celebrities who use their personal life to further their career anger me. It's vulgar and a sickness."

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MY BALLS ARE ON HERE EVERYDAY.

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Ms. Kitty Britches's picture

Come on Stoney, play nice! We all know that Marvin doesn't like pimento cheese sandwichs.

Stoney's picture

Clearly! He even remembered my flowers!

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Marvin is a Fan

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Marvin's picture

Oh shut up. Do you think you are the only people on here everyday? Millions of people read here and do not post everyday. They see everything you post. As The Turd Turns.

MickeyHolland's picture

That reporter sounds more genuinely concerned about her mother than she does. What a total waste of space this woman is. May I suggest a total ban on everything related to Price's endeavours by Dlisted?

Reeter's picture

I'm sorry for her mom, but I cannot stand PP!
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snowpiece's picture

see stoney, that's just creepy

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

snowpiece's picture

Stoney: *chokes* ahahahahahahhaa

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Stoney's picture

*frowns*

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Marvin's picture

Stoney take the flowers off of your head and stop caring about what is in my dlisted memory book. I will tear up your page.

Stoney's picture

My Dlisted Memory Book

by Marvin

Page 1

Today I woke up in my basement and played with my balls and trimmed my chin strip. Then I went to the Subway station, moved my glasses up onto my bald head and had a homeless guy take of picture of me throwing gang signs. Then I made an avatar out of that and logged on to dlisted and pretended to be cooler than everyone else. My mommy brought me a pimento cheese sandwich and it was good.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:19pm.

I'm sorry, man - this gave me furious giggles. Is that her mom, SMILING, in the background??? Is it possible she's VERY hard of hearing, doesn't really have cancer and is really off to the spa for a pedicure? That's possible, right?
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YEP! That's her mom!

Marvin's picture

Damn right!

zomay's picture

Marvin is the little old lady sitting on the stoop, or peeping behind the lace curtain watching all the neighbors. She sees all.

Marvin's picture

You are not a part of my Dlisted memory book.

quality assmonkey's picture

Phoebe Price is fucking ugly. BLECK

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Submitted by Marvin on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:05pm.
When did the word fuck become feck?

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About the time Almost Famous came out.

luscious_t's picture

I will forever love Birks

I will forever loathe Crocs
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Submitted by Marvin on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:05pm.
When did the word fuck become feck?

Why? did you forget to chronical it in your dlisted memory book?

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Whatever's picture

This woman is so desperate for the spotlight I wouldn't put it past her to pose all over her poor Mom's sick body in the hospital.

angel_i's picture

Uggs, crocs and birkenstocks are for children and the elderly and, possibly, homely lesbians. That's where I stand on that issue. No offense (oopsie! look at me, leaving all that pageant training behind!)

ONT: NIPPLES!

PS. Fuck has always been feck - it depends on where you live.

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Marvin's picture

When did the word fuck become feck?

UGGS DEBATE!
OK, not really, but I have fake uggs and they be SO warm and cozy. I don't wear them w/shorts though...feck...Errbody laughed their asses off at me when I wore Birk clogs to work in the early 90's, now look who's wearing those hellacious foot coverings, CROCS-way worse than Birk clogs.

OT cuz Qwueeeeen is wearing fake Uggs?

"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"

She is FAIL personified.

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Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:41pm.

Gad, this whore makes my stomach turn.

No one has done so much with so fecking little.
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I agree with you. But seriously, I think it was MK and dlisted that made her so popular in the first place. MK, you have created a monster who is now getting her own TV show!

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Team Queen on the Scene !!

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MizRo's picture

Gad, this whore makes my stomach turn.

No one has done so much with so fecking little.

angel_i's picture

I'm sorry, man - this gave me furious giggles. Is that her mom, SMILING, in the background??? Is it possible she's VERY hard of hearing, doesn't really have cancer and is really off to the spa for a pedicure? That's possible, right?

♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?

Newportjoey's picture

She's just like Christina....her mother is fucking dieing and she' flipping the bird dressed like a poker player. Love, Blanche Hudson.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

zomay's picture

Why is he asking her questions?

Ms. Kitty Britches's picture

How nice of Hofit to cut short a game of pinocle at her Boca Raton retirement home to come and support her grieving famewhore friend. And they say that Hollywood is full of hangers-on. Ha!

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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:26am.
@Dx2...I would personally don a pair of socks fashioned from a pigs stomach, lined with broken glass, rusty nails, red hot coals and teaspoon of Spencer Pratts baby batter, than get caught dead wearing a pair of Uggs...
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LOL.

I'm kinda feeling the UGG love today, though. I wish I had a pair to wear instead of jackboot Frye Harness boots. Those are NOT SOFT or lined. But they can be used as a weapon in case of emergency. It's just a matter of sitting down to pull them off first.

Ciao, bellas!

DiamondDawg's picture

Ok. I gotta go. STAY WARM IN YOUR SNUGGIES AND UGGS!!

(waiting for marvin to pop in and accuse me of owning both. I *WISH* I HAD MONEY TO TOSS AROUND LIKE - OH NVM.)

Have a nive day ya'll!

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Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:04am.
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my aunt's the same - wears the boots as slippers in the house even and swears we all need to go w/out socks --my black ones for this Xmas are on backorder and I'm trying to decide if I should just get slippers instead... and if so, should I get the indoor/outdoor variety or indoor only... hmmm...?

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@Dx2...I would personally don a pair of socks fashioned from a pigs stomach, lined with broken glass, rusty nails, red hot coals and teaspoon of Spencer Pratts baby batter, than get caught dead wearing a pair of Uggs...

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Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:19am.
Yes, DD, actually Uggs became popular because Britney was wearing them in LA (back in the day when she was with JT or maybe even earlier) and I think she was in the short shorts. According to my mom, though, they are for all weather wear. You can wear them barefoot whenever you want!

So for those of you who don't like Uggs, here is another thing for you to blame Britney for! Jessica Simpson, too, i think
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I'm gonna stay team neutral on Uggs. I really just am a jealous h8tr that I'm not 21 anymore.

What I don't get is why Jessica Simpson carries the rather utilitarian LV Speedy when she can clearly afford a bag in the thousands. Is it a good luck thing for her or something? Or is it her travel bag only?

So what would you rather have, Phoebes thigh high black boots or UGGS?

snowpiece's picture

Mine actually finally bit the dust last winter and I haven't had the funds to replace them but, yeah, I like them they are so warm and comfy and everyone here wears them so there ;p
LOL

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:14am.
I refuse to do this again, LOL, OMG DD at least ten times! ahahahaha
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LMAO. I totally missed it every time.

But I can see your UGGS peeking out from under the table!

I would've bought a pair, except that when they hit, every sorority girl and Snookie-type was wearing them around campus in their walk-of-shame outfit (it was everyday normal wear to them), and I'm just too old for that bandwagon.

KD's picture

Yes, DD, actually Uggs became popular because Britney was wearing them in LA (back in the day when she was with JT or maybe even earlier) and I think she was in the short shorts. According to my mom, though, they are for all weather wear. You can wear them barefoot whenever you want!

So for those of you who don't like Uggs, here is another thing for you to blame Britney for! Jessica Simpson, too, i think.

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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:11am.
Team NOT UGGS...
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LoL. Oh c'mon, Thorny! Girlfriend in slinky undies + UGGS? WHITE HOT!!

snowpiece's picture

I refuse to do this again, LOL, OMG DD at least ten times! ahahahaha

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:06am.
let's not start the Uggs/No Uggs debate again! LOL
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When did that happen?

I was just going to suggest that when you wear your UGGS, make sure you wear short shorts and a tank top when its only 60 degrees outside. That's the only proper way to wear them. Naked everywhere else, UGGS on feet. Like that Seinfeld episode about Elaine's Himalayan Walking Shoe.

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Team NOT UGGS...

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