But Who's Going To Make Mah Boo Blush In 2011?
Over at Popeater, they are saying that CNN has had enough with Kathy Griffin and is knocking the dick out of her mouth for the final time. According to some source, CNN is pulling the plug on Kathy's act after she launched a beautiful fuck bomb on live TV while hosting New Year's Eve with The Silver Fox. Ugh. What kind of message does this send to our youth? We're telling them that they will be punished for using appropriate and poetic language. Shame on CNN.
What hurts even more is that the source claims even Mah Boo has co-signed Kathy's pink slip: "She was a total embarrassment to the network that calls themselves 'The Most Trusted Name in News.' Even Anderson thinks it's time to say goodbye to Kathy."
A rep for CNN wouldn't confirm or deny this shit. They only said that no decisions have been made about next year's show.
I have a hard time believing that Mah Boo would personally show Kathy the exit. Every time Kathy brings the raunch, Mah Boo giggles and blushes like someone is tapping his fox hole gently with a wet tongue. You can't fake that. Mah Boo loves it!
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Please.
The only reason CNN's snuffing Kathy is cuz' they just can't bear to watch Anderson giggle and squeal like he just won goddamn "Mystery Date."
I mean, (cough), he's supposed to be a SERIOUS journalist.
He probably cried like a girl stood up for the prom when they said she wasn't ever, ever coming back.
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She overdoes it. She kept talking over Anderson.
She really needs to bring it down a notch.
Submitted by dusted on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:54pm.
You could tell Anderson was disappointed with what she said and how she was acting.
Oh yes, I bet he was ever so disappointed. The only time he ever heard language like that before was when he was a young boy on the Vineyard and some dirty stablehands said a bad word while adjusting the saddle on his pony. Well he ran right to mummy and she had those bad men flogged and then she bought him an island of his own.
Seriously, fuck this pretentious, self-important closet case. He's not a real reporter, he's a fucking anchor. The only thing this worthless sack of crap socialite has ever investigated is what size dildo feels best up his rich boy ass. He may have fooled middle America with his act, but when those cameras shut off, this cocksucker is racing home to get a set of sweaty, hairy balls planted on his whore face. Too bad Diane Arbus is dead. I bet she could do a nice portrait of that just like his baby picture.
LOL!!! *feeds poloponies*
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viva kathy!
No one is funnier than Kathy Griffin. no one!
I like Ksthy Griffin but am not surprised that CNN isn't going to ask her to co-host again.
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Kathy is just NO LONGER interesting and she knows it.
She uses the "F" word to get attention much like Pam Anderson's "accidentally" slipping her air bags out in public.
In BOTH cases ... YAWN.
CNN so badly wants to have both it ways. They want to be the "most reliable name in news" and at the same time save their ratings. Griffin has been on the show before and if you have to make a clause in a contract to keep someone from doing something outrageous, then don't pretend to be appalled when they do.
▪Kathy seems to be one of those people who have chronic halitosis because of so much negative energy interrupting her aura.
@ZiggyStardust,
You have a good point. Lady Gaga's 'pokerface' makes more sense as 'buttaface'.
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Bring on the remaining memebers of the Manson Family. I'd watch that.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
I feel sorry for anyone who was at home bringing in the new year by watching CNN. Sad. I have two little ones so I wasn't able to go out but I sure as hell didn't spend my time watching CNN.
Team Kathy!
First of all Kathy Griffin is irrate and wouldn't be nothing without her gays supporting her. Closeted Anderson Cooper needs to get that dildo out his ass and loosen up. Who watches New Years countdown on CNN anyway? Two wrongs don't make a right.
CHELSEA HANDLER! CHELSEA HANDLER!
If Kathy's out, they need to pair Andy with Donna Brazile. She can keep flirting with her hypothetical "boo" and Anderson can pretend it's not happening.
Anyway, why does CNN care about Fuck? They're not one of the broadcast networks. They're cable.
dusted, you need to know I actually ♥ Anderson Cooper and am a fan.
I ♥ The Daily Show as well.
So my remedy comes from a place of love for both of them.
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I doubt if Anderson is stupid enough to be involved with this. The price would be way too high. Do not fuck with Kathy! You will end up as Headline News in her show and not the way you want to be.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 2:16pm.
Oh well, Anderson, if you or your staff is reading this, you & Jon Stewart would make the best programming ever in the history of news media.
Jon Stewart is smart and hilarious and really doesn't need boring as shit Anderson Cooper dragging him down. And I sure hope AC and his staff are reading this.
Submitted by quality assmonkey on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:52pm.
OMG SHE SAID FUCK?????????
I have never heard that word on TV before!!!
GASP!
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Meh, Norm MacDonald did it way better. Was off the cuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcqjugi0x6I
So this is all very "MAKE UP YOUR GOTTDAMN MIND" like, CNN wants to host a NYE special, they wanted to be different than the generic boring network shit, fine, CNN you succeeded, now however, you want to be different like a telling a hairdresser you want something different but don't cut the hair.
You get a rather well known ghey lover/supporter, get ghey hosts, Lance Bass, and now we are to believe this is just too much for you.
May I suggest then, fire Perez Hilton whom you employ for all things commentary on celebrity. Really, that isn't exactly responsible and putting CNN in a credible light.
As for Anderboo, methinks he checked out last year and isn't thrilled with anything CNN anymore.
Oh well, Anderson, if you or your staff is reading this, you & Jon Stewart would make the best programming ever in the history of news media.
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Putting Kathy on CNN with Cooper is asking for trouble to begin with...and she did this on purpose...A few days before this happened, Kathy said on Chelsea Lately that because of what happened in 2008 that CNN had put a clause in the 2009 contract saying that if she used any profanity they had the right to withhold her pay for the gig and Kathy said that she did not care about not getting paid (or to do it again) as long as she got the exposure and was able to pull another of her stunts. CNN was warned so they should not be surprised at all.
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OMG SHE SAID FUCK?????????
I have never heard that word on TV before!!!
GASP!
Cooper is the face of CNNs crash and burn in the ratings (his decline is the deepest) and next year this Joan/Melissa team will be covering NYE on Bravo or Lifetime.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:54pm.
You could tell Anderson was disappointed with what she said and how she was acting.
Oh yes, I bet he was ever so disappointed. The only time he ever heard language like that before was when he was a young boy on the Vineyard and some dirty stablehands said a bad word while adjusting the saddle on his pony. Well he ran right to mummy and she had those bad men flogged and then she bought him an island of his own.
Seriously, fuck this pretentious, self-important closet case. He's not a real reporter, he's a fucking anchor. The only thing this worthless sack of crap socialite has ever investigated is what size dildo feels best up his rich boy ass. He may have fooled middle America with his act, but when those cameras shut off, this cocksucker is racing home to get a set of sweaty, hairy balls planted on his whore face. Too bad Diane Arbus is dead. I bet she could do a nice portrait of that just like his baby picture.
she belongs on E! , not cnn
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Personally, I'd prefer to watch an all Anderson broadcast - on mute.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:10pm.
The one person I would like to see take her place is Wanda Sykes.. Never will happend, but she might be able to bring out his giggle.
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You're right -- Wanda would be a good match for Boo. And CNN had to know she was gonna swear cuz she brought her checkbook ffs. We all knew something was coming when she whipped that out.
Open Post please.
OOOH Like-wow.. MK is gonna gitchooooo.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 3:37pm.
DWM: Imma sick mah girl JWow on you!!!
*tazes loozer*
SPEIDI?????? Get a hold of yourself and your bulge!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
HAHAHAHAH... good riddance to that wretched shim. Now they need to fire that disgusting Anderson Pooper.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:09pm.
I know! I need to rant! I need a michael lohan or Angelina post lol! I am checking lohan twitter shit. I am LOL!!
Coma Caca!
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What hypocrites they are at CNN!! They hired Kathy Griffin knowing who she is and what she does, and then they fire her for it too? Makes no sense.
Maybe ratings weren't what they wanted and she's the scapegoat. It's hard to believe they'd fire her for the same thing they hired her for.
Besides, it's New Years' Eve! You're supposed to get drunk and loud and cuss at folks!
The one person I would like to see take her place is Wanda Sykes.. Never will happend, but she might be able to bring out his giggle.
What's with these slow news days? Is it too dang cold for the celebutards to have breakdowns, not wear underwear, get arrested etc??? I am getting desparate man. I am getting the shakes. I would even settle for a Speidi post. Help Me!!
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"LMFAO at homoerotic comments!!!" jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 1:48pm. Y0-HO-Ho!!!
This old bitch is fucking useless.
When your comedy consists of little more than inappropriate swearing and pretending that your attention whoring is an expression of irony (about as subtle as the fuckery that's going on with your face, whore) then you should just be damn grateful that you have paid work.
Ugly women have it so easy in this world.
All they have to do is be loud, obnoxious, non-apologetically fug, and make a couple of trite gay-rights comments.
BINGO, a career for life, funded by the pink dollar.
What's even funnier is when gay men tell women like this that they are 'hot', so that they actually begin to believe it.
*snigger*
Jokes on you Gaga!
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WOW! Didn't see THIS coming! Kathy must be tired of living on the D-list in Hollywood. She's now aiming for F-list status.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
luv her. the last of the funny tough broads.
She called him an albino. Also laughed outloud when she said he smelled of money because he had three lastnames Anderson Haynes or Hayes(?) Cooper...
when your most well-known line isn't one you wrote, there's a prob - stealing semantics or no
*side eye*
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This pic is great tho. It's why they work encapsulated. I only just wish they were a LITTLE more trained - both of them. A little smoother - cuz their act is really cute. Just kinda sorta half-way there all the time.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Fuck CNN. Kathy's a riot. Who are they going to get next year, fucking Hasselecrack?
The silver fox is too classy to say the f bomb on the telly.
Note: she didn't "steal" that line. It's a comedic saying that has been used for quite awhile by many people. It's like accusing someone of stealing "Are you happy to see me or is that just a [ ] in your pocket." It's just not as common ...
You could tell Anderson was disappointed with what she said and how she was acting. And that F bomb didn't just slip. She was just pushing it. She's not too bright.
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The best part about watching Kathy and Mah Boo is waiting for the moment when Anderson finally lets go with a, "Girrrrl, no you d'int". It didn't happen this year but don't stop her before she gets it out of him!!!
McPOW!
Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:36pm.
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and that one she stole
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True! But at least she used it in the correct context.. ;)
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I hope this isn't true! Kathy makes that show worth watching every year.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 12:36pm.
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and that one she stole
but Kath's book is totes awes, y'all - pretty funny stuff and I love her dish-y-ness
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It's pathetic that they use things like this to get ratings. What happened to hiring cohosts who are actually talented and don't have to rely on f-bombs?