Pootie, How Could You?!!!!?
Well, this is ironic. Usually when you read the words "thief" and "Lindsay Lohan" in one sentence, LiLo's the one being accused of doing the snatching. But oh how the coke tables have turned! UsWeekly reports that someone stole LiLo's sketches for her 6126 clothing line and she's pointing her favorite snorting finger at her former purse holder/hair icon Patrick "Pootie" Aufdenkamp. Pootie is also the sound my b-holes makes whenever I see pictures of the both of them together.
One of LiLo's friends said that Pootie (gesundheit!) is launching his own fashion line in NYC next month and is planning to use her designs. Everything Pooti knows he learned from watching Bold and the Beautiful.
The friend added, "It's horrible. He was her best friend. He has always used her, and she's been warned to never trust him. Lindsay is a good friend and likes to see the good in people. She didn't want to believe how bad Patrick's energy was, and how false his friendship has always been with her."
LiLo confirmed to UsWeekly that she's parted ways with Pooti, "I should've known better. But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!"
There must be a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe LiLo left her sketches on the coffee table next to a mound of Lohan powder, and Pooti didn't have a crisp dollar bill on him. So naturally, he rolled up one of her sketches and went at it. I mean, would a glittermeister named Pooti really steal LiLo's crack scratches (SPOILER ALERT: YES)?
Here's LiLo and the Curious Case of Ali Lohan crying about something or another on a yacht in St. Barts yesterday. Maybe they have the sads, because Pooti isn't in their lives anymore. Or maybe their St. Barts dealer is out of the bad shit? Probably the latter.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:38pm.
This should come as a shock to absolutely nobody. The only thing this used-up has been is good at is snorting & smoking.
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One of her 6126 partners issued a denial which is hilarious in light of the fact there is a photo of her wearing the Kao dress! I hope MK tackles this story. It's bound to be full of laughs!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:54am.
So I guess he's no longer her Cutie-Patootie?
Too much tootie on his part and not enough booty, that's my call.
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LOL!
This should come as a shock to absolutely nobody. The only thing this used-up has been is good at is snorting & smoking.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Lindsay’s between a rock and a hard place. If Patrick owns the designs/sketches, she can’t use them to expand her 6126 whore couture line. If she owns the designs/sketches, two designers are coming after her with razor sharp scissors for copying their designs. There is a photo of Lindsay wearing a Jen Kao dress that is nearly identical to a 6126 sketch!
WWD.com
Lindsay Lohan Accused of Copying Designs
http://bit.ly/8gNtoj
People.com
Lindsay Lohan Accused of Copying Designs for Her 6126 Line
http://bit.ly/92qytD
So I guess he's no longer her Cutie-Patootie?
Too much tootie on his part and not enough booty, that's my call.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Seriously, for the interest of all that is good and holy in the world, I'd like to know the name of the dr. that thought it was ethical to inject filler into a 15 year old's lips. Lady needs to lose his license.
cool story bro
She actually looks good in the Pooti pic.
Must be from a few years ago.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
The banner pic must be post op. Her face is totally swollen, and those cheeks are totally f a k e.
And "Pootie" - for real? He looks like Igor from Young Frankenstein. Marty Feldman with finch legs - s e x y.
Damn, she makes me feel good about myself! Every time I feel like shit I can always say "Hey, at least I'm not Lohan!"
She can't even make stupid silly faces without looking desperately tragic.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 8:49pm.
WTF? Is she talking about the sketches that were all over the net last week? Cuz it's not like those were any great loss or anything...
Who in their right mind would want to steal any of Hohans doomed to failure sketches?
Casey Johnson tears?
Denise Richards: Brittany Murphy was in Drop Dead Gorgeous with me and was the sweetest and most adorable.Tragic, sad & Devastating. Her poor family --@Denise_Richards
Drop Dead Gorgeous!!! Wierd.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Wait. Is "Pootie stole my sketches" the same as "The dog ate my homework"?
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
He's got scary skinny legs. Hi, Irish Fury!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Everytime a celebrity dies, Lohan makes a big deal about it. She'll do anything for attention, even if it means drawing attention from a celeb's death. She was photographed crying over Heath Ledger's death, Michael Jackson's death and Brittany Murphy's death. She didn't even know those people (though she did do coke with Ledger). She even had a big Michael Jackson party for her birthday and made sure the paps caught her paying homage to the King. So, it's not surprising she is caught "crying" over Casey's death by the paps. She is a fucking Famewhore with a capital F.
Pootie borrowed Shia's jeans and sneakers.
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WTF? Is she talking about the sketches that were all over the net last week? Cuz it's not like those were any great loss or anything...
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
If I met someone and their name was "Pootie", we'd have to part ways immediately before I kicked them in the assbone.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
"Casey Johnson died? NOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAA! She threw the best drug parties in Hollywood! WAAAAAAAAAA..."
And that Pootie guy looks like a child molester. He has crazy eyes.
First WTF is going on in those pictures?? Second wasn't that dude just photographed on vacay with Linds and baby slut like 2 days ago? Third I always knew the drug supplier/friend would turn on her like milk out in the sun. When Linds is dead he'll be the first person to spill the dirt, believe it.
I don't think lindsays been relevAnt in the industry since mean girls. I also wonder why she gets invited to these parties and how the hell is she making money when she hasn't done anything. .
Note to Lohan: When Mamie Van Doren looks fresher, smoother and more vibrant in her seventies than you do in your twenties, wouldn't that be enough to get the idea that you should call it a day?
@snideychick:
I've been wondering for months how that twit was making money and getting invited to parties.
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I am not a pussy.
If she had her shit ripped off, then turnaround is fair play. Now the self centered whore knows exactly what it feels like when she steals from people (jewelry, fur coats, dresses, etc).
Also, that whole idea about whorehan being a drug dealer makes total sense. Given what a retard she is, how she steals, how her movies suck, how no one wants to hire her yet she still gets into A list parties & gets things a dumbass like her shouldn't have access to, I now believe she's dealing coke. Which makes her a leg spread, attention whoring, coke dealing lying slut. Another rung down on the evolutionary ladder...
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Submitted by SpiceDong 1/5/10 1:40pm
LiLo may have turned into a dealer herself...
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I was thinking the same thing after reading a post a few days ago. That would explain being invited to A list parties and being on yachats in exotic places. She probably made connections through SamRo and can get her hands on the best drugs.
Also would explain all the designer swag she gets for "free" (aka in trade). With the occasional modeling and selling the used designer clothes on her website she can easily launder her drug profits.
Plus Ali is under age so if she's holding it's only supervised probation. Linds would do 7 years manditory Federal prison time if she got caught.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 5:34pm.
She so didn't draw that shit.
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When I see a sketch with sparkly, red sequin-covered, heart appliqués sewn on the ass, I’ll believe she was the illustrator, LOL!
She so didn't draw that shit.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
▪The spitting image of her mother and that's not a compliment.
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WWD has the 6126 sketches. Granted, the 6126 collection is atrocious whore couture but I doubt she has enough undamaged grey matter to be the illustrator. I suggest a dual. Conte pencils at 20 paces. The victor takes the spoils (or in this case rot) and the vanquished must stop posing as a designer!
WWD.com
6126 Sketches
http://bit.ly/89Ia4k
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 2:05pm.
Michael lohan's twitter;
@LindsayLohan Hold on honey.You WILL overcome.Now all mommy has2do is get on the same page.Hope Stephanie helps.Cuz she will.FAITH&HOPE&LOVE
10:37 PM Jan 3rd from web
Hey Linds and Ali. Stand together. Stand tall. I have your back, things will ALL be made right. LUV YA!
about 14 hours ago from web
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Ah, the Labia punter speaketh, LOL!
Submitted by Sexy Sadie on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 1:41pm.
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Not sexy and definitely sadistic.
Reported!
It will be interesting to see who gets toe-tagged this year. Wino? LiLo? CLove? It's going to be a race. It will be great fun to watch and even wager on who goes first.
how the fuck would ali know casey johnson well enough to be weeping over her death?
Ali is crying because she got a good look at her ancient mug in broad daylight.
Stevie Wonder wouldn't steal Hohan's "designs".
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Is this the Lohan Mayhem we were promised?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
He probably took them and threw them in the trash because they were so gawd-awful.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 2:26pm.
LOL oh yes the Forresters are talented fashion wizards.
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Pootie is the Sally Spectra of fashion!
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
uhhh i thought that was her mom dina in the pic. this girl needs botox and she's only what? 23?
He couldn't draw his own stick figures of tights, kneepads, and heart-shaped nip covers?
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
I thought it was White Oprah in the first pic.
Since the Hohans are all a bunch of liers, who knows if this whole Pootie thing is true. If not, that is typical. If it is, I do pity someone who has to steal Blohan's sketches in order to put a collection together. Didn't he hear about the Ungaro disaster?
Ahahaha!! Just look at those carnie rejects. I wouldn't wear a tampon designed by either of these queefs.
Who's the alien?
That dude looks like a cartoon character.
My eyes can't find a place to rest on him he's so, just wrong-looking.
As for the BloHos, whatevs.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece, The Fortune Teller 11/25/09
LiLo looks like she's laughing not crying.
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I'm your huckleberry...
Hey, what the hell is up with that Sadie character?? What's she got against M.E.??? Hey, Sadie, BLOW ME BITCH!!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Never trust a guy in skinny jeans. Never.
FUCK THE LOHANS. Sick of their BS and I can't believe they all made it through 2009.
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She actually looks the best I've seen her look in that first photo.