Marc Jacobs And Lorenzo Martone Got Married
Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend Lorenzo Martone weren't only in St. Barts to take topless pictures for their Facebook pages, they were also there to get married! Guest of a Guest reports that after being engaged since March of last year, Marc and Lorenzo became husband and husband in a private ceremony. There's no picture of the actual ceremony, but I'll be disappointed if they didn't wear matching dick huggers. Let's just say they did...
After the ceremony, Marc and Lorenzo celebrated their new marriage at a reception hosted by fancy art person Larry Gagosian. And of course, even Marc's wedding topper had his nipples out.
You better believe that after the premium Andre started flowing, ho after ho took pictures of themselves doing nasty raunchy shit with Marc's topper. They turned that topper into a versatiler. The places that topper has been! But I would've done the same thing, which is exactly why I never get invited to weddings anymore.
UPDATE: Marc Jacob's spokeswhore said they aren't husband husband just yet. This picture wasn't from their wedding, it was from their engagement party. There's still hope that they will wear matching speedo tuxedos at their real wedding.
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These guys are the gayest of the gay.
They're about to burst into flames.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Poor Lorenzo because Marc Jacobs is a Gay ju mess.
Now THIS is a wedding video I'd like to see.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
LOVE this pic, and that cake! One of the few I've seen here where I can sincerely say I wish I'd been there.
ETA: Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 9:09pm.
It's not about a fucking cake - these two look ridiculously happy & I'm happy for them. Congrats.
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EXACTLY. Makes me just wanna jump in there and group-hug these hot 2 mofos <3
Turns out Robbie Robertson actually is in St. Barts, so that answers that question. Back to your regularly scheduled cake commentary. ;)
It's not about a fucking cake - these two look ridiculously happy & I'm happy for them. Congrats.
These two really put the "Gay" in Gay.....two snaps and around the world!
I think that it is, in fact, Robbie Robertson to the right of the happy couple! It definitely looks like him... if it isn't him, its his doppelganger!
That mess belongs on that website, CakeDisasters. WTF
Is that royal icing on the cake or old jizz?
I hope Marc tattoeed the wedding vows on his back so his hubby gets something to read every time he drills him.
Cute! I wanna go to a gay wedding!
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Why do these two look so DIRTY all the time? It's so freaking nassy!
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Submitted by bitchest bitch on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 5:25pm.
did they have a prenup or does this mean when they divorce lorenz matadore will take half of everything
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that type of benefits can only apply once gay marriage is officially recognized...I doubt this marriage is legal or will have any validity in a US court at this point...it is probably just a commitment ceremony nothing else. So the Brazilian will get nothing should they part ways.
"I Loooove my vagina....because my vagina makes moneyyyy!" - Molly Shannon as the late Anna Nicole Smith
looks like the used mustard to frost that cake. Very unapealing.
and don't even get me started on those cheap-looking daisies and the huge ugly dolls on top.
As Nina Garcia would say on Project Runway, the taste level is severely lacking here I can only imagine the rest of the decor.
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"I Loooove my vagina....because my vagina makes moneyyyy!" - Molly Shannon as the late Anna Nicole Smith
nice Brazilian piece, he's supposedly 16 years younger
I'm wondering about a prenup myself. I hope Marc wasn't too dickmatized to make Lorenzo sign on the dotted line.
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I bet these bıtches spent theır honeymoon at a rehab center.
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did they have a prenup or does this mean when they divorce lorenz matadore will take half of everything
Keep the Andres flowing!
Which is which?
Sorry but their beach pictures just grossed me out for some reason. NOT loving this couple or caring very much.
It's so creepy, they look like BROTHERS. I mean even like twinsies! I love that they've put their dogs on the cake.
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▪These two are a handsome couple. I wish them all the best for their future together.
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AWWW! They put their dogs on the cake. Too cute!
Aren't daisies only supposed to appear on feminine hygine products? That cake probably tastes like a medley of Summer's Eve, rancid Crisco, and old poppers.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Well KUDO'S to the Cake Master that made the cake! I think I'll send the both Snuggie's!!!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by bitchest bitch on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 2:56pm.
is the boyfriend a porn star??
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No Marc Jacob's ex Eric Rhodes is the porn star.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 2:45pm.
borg queen I hope you are a guy!
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No I am a women but my BFF is aspiring gay male porn star. LOL. Thats only reason I know so much about gay pornstars. <<>>>
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
DARK-SIDED!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
But I would've done the same thing, which is exactly why I never get invited to weddings anymore.
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tacky cake...but congrats on getting married.
Submitted by joanne on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:23pm.
They look alot alike, congrats.
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We all fall in love with our own image. Some of us marry it.
It's the story of Narcissus. (ancient greek mythology).
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:21pm.
That is exactly how a wedding cake should look like. Congrats
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OMG. I dint even notice!!
Mattel needs to get on this STAT! and make wedding kit toys for children. Plus add a bunch of different kids to act as the adopted children from exotic countries.
They look alot alike, congrats.
Congratulations to them. Now I can't wait for the divorce.
Thems some big titties Marc's sporting on that cake. Jason Preston isnt going to handle this well.
Oh, and mazel tov to the ecstatic couple!
That is exactly how a wedding cake should look like. Congrats.
I'd love to try a piece of that cake.
well good for them...
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Ever since I started catching snippets of "cake" shows, the fondant troubles me.
It's made ahead of time and wrapped around the cake parts and it just seems like it would taste, um, not so fresh.
*shrug*
Watching way too many cake shows obviously.
But the sig kilt IS really cute.
The Marc topper is wearing his signature kilt - cute ;)
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is the boyfriend a porn star??
Let's see, dogs on the cake... Don't eat yellow cake!!
They look like they could be twins.
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Submitted by TopTwitsBlog on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 2:38pm.
Mmmm gay cake.
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Cream filled? Or Fudge?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 3:37pm.
DWM: Imma sick mah girl JWow on you!!!
borg queen I hope you are a guy!
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What I really want to know is if that is Robbie Robertson to the right in the black shirt, because if it isn't, it's his twin.
Happy news and a delicious photo!
Mmmm gay cake.
Submitted by snuffy on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 2:30pm.
uh, mike? http://www.dlisted.com/node/28195
sorry - I'd repressed that