Wednesday, January 6th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 5th!
Matthew Broderick should really stop humiliating Sarah Jessica Parker in public like this. - ImpertinentVixen
Runners-up:
20 yrs later Jed is still waiting for his Daddy to return from the "store" - DirtyWhoreMouth
Guess Captain America did hook-up with Starlite. I just thought that jealous bitch Rainbow Brite was telling tales again. - cliff777
In a role he hopes will win him a Tony, Constantine Maroulis stars as Noah Cyrus in "This is Our Future: The Musical". - clarky
(Thanks Pam)
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Aww..DirtyWhoreMouth, felt sad reading that, because I just watched Blow for the zillionth time recently.
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Thanks peeps! Congrats to my fellow winners DirtyWhoreMouth, cliff777, and clarky!
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Congrats to the winners ImpertinentVixen, DirtyWhoreMouth, Clarky and Cliff777 !
Those were great! Congrats!
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Bad decisions make great stories.
Thanks Jazzy!
FIST PUMP
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"DWM I just really hope you are 4'9" and orange , IRL or I'm going to be shattered" -
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.
Congratulations everyone, funny stuff!!
I laughed the most at DWM's.
YAY IV and DWM!!!! ♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Bret awaits Jemaine for Conchords reunion gig.
Congrats funny hooker types!
I also really liked Sweetas cap about Pootie's rare sober moment.
I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...
Congrats IV!!
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"DWM I just really hope you are 4'9" and orange , IRL or I'm going to be shattered" -
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.
DWN- LMAO!
Nice job, guys.
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Congrats winners! Good job with a tough pic.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Absolutely hilarious captions! Congrats!
Congrats I.V. and all the runner-ups!!!
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
David Lee Roth still waits for a new chance with Van Halen.
"That's all he fucking does. He rides his hobby horse in the goddamn yard and plays "Xanadu" over and over."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Ride Starlight ride! Ride this rainbow to Rainbowland!
(Taken from The Soup)
All of Russell Crowe's strenuous training to prepare for Robin Hood really paid off. Go see it!
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Keanu's big comeback in "Brokeback Matrix"
It appears Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood found the perfect rabbi for their wedding.
After Sex got cut from So You Think You Can Dance for the 19th time, he decided to become a rock star. However, during his research he didn't understand what it meant when classic rock stars said they were "on the horse."
Yup this is what the pride parade looks like in MIddleton, Wyoming.
"growing up in the sticks, billy often dreamed of the possibilities. in the end, he couldn't decide if he wanted to be miss america, a rollingstone or a horse jockey."
Russell Brand's bachelor party.
Elton John's lesser known music video for "Tiny Pony"
"Local dinner theatre star Dwight Tate brings an emotional vunerability to Don Quixote that simply must be seen", three stars
Metallica : the early years
Unbridled fashion
Completely mis-interpreting the phrase "ride the white pony", he was promptly kicked out of Amy winehouses band.
Submitted by stephanado on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 11:10pm.
Giddy-fuck-up
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece, The Fortune Teller 11/25/09
Giddy-fuck-up
Gaylord of the Rings just doing his thing.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Harold's Mom let him come out of the basement to chase the bad guys as long as he promised to stay in the yard.
Michael Cera embarks on a quest to find the mystical "vagina."
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Pootie has also been implicated in robberies at Mariah Carey's & Bai Ling's homes after this photo showed up anonymously to the police.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Yes, Mr. Oneal...it's all part of the recovery process for Redmond...the new experimental drug whackozone allows them to be who they truly want to be.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Hi-Yo Dildo, Away!
Unicorns unite! All Twitards to the Isle of Wight!
Michael K's audition tape for Brokeback Mountain unfortunately found its way to the internet.
Tommy girl enjoys riding bare back whenever possible.
In an attempt to remain relevant the lead singer of the 80s hair band, Dokken tried his hand at Trojan commercials.
Perez Hilton's rejected New Years Eve ensemble
its bruce bitch...
See? Kingston ain't that cute at 23...Gwen Stefani needs to update that LAMB collection
Now that pictures of Russell Brand riding SJP have surfaced, Katie is calling off the wedding.
You too can hire Julian Lennon to perform at your next backyard Renaissance Fair......
Hung like a small, ceramic, horse.
Napoleon Dynamite is posing for the cover of his Manowar tribute album.
Arlo has been waiting patiently for the Mother Ship since July.
Glambecountry