This Wedding Is Going To Be A Mess
Evan Rachel Wood, 22, and Marilyn Manson, 41, barely got back together last month, and The Mirror is saying they already engaged to be married. A source says that at one of Marilyn's shows in Paris recently, he asked Evan to be his wife. Evan, who was probably high from constantly inhaling the Wite-Out he uses on his face, said "Yes."
Nothing good can come of this. Let me rewind.... the only good thing that can come of this is the wedding. That will be like an Emo kid's Halloween-themed MySpace page come to life. Think Platinum Weddings: The Hot Topic Edition.
Instead of releasing doves into the sky, Marilyn will bite a dove's head off Ozzy-style and spit it at the mother of the bride. Instead of kissing the bride, Marilyn will cut the bride and drink her blood. Instead of Evan carrying a bouquet of fresh roses, she will carry a bouquet of dead roses and baby doll heads. Instead of riding off in a horse-drawn carriage, they will ride off in a coffin on wheels. And does anyone know if Forest Lawn hosts weddings?
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I think there's a good chance this won't happen. But...
just in case it may, can someone please pre-emptively shoot him so it can't?
I still like her, even though she/the director kind of ruined that vampire queen role. I mean, it's not like there's any remote chance it could last if they DID get married, but at least it could avoid a divorce.
I still don't understand Marilyn Manson's appeal. Like MK once said, without the shit on his face, he looks like the loser that everybody kicks in high school! What's he got over Evan Rachel Woods?
Absinthe is green. What Brian has looks more like Citrucel. Which we 40-somethings sometimes need to keep us "regular." Or perhaps Metamucil.
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"..if Forest Lawn host's wedding's."
Hysterical!
"Submitted by Mrs. Hdawg on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 4:32pm.
Can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell is in the glass? He is always carrying a glass of orange something. He brought it to an interview I saw, and the liquid has a glow about it. It's driving me nuts. "
I think it's absinthe, there's a particular brand that's Spanish but I can't remember the name.
Brian Manson has to drink absinthe because it's sooooo Gothic, just to prove he's more goth than anyone else he has to pick an alternatively coloured absinthe, the traditional green is obviously not cool enough.
Who's betting that Rachel Evan woods will dye her hair black again now she's back with him. She must have zero personality. Who could be bothered when you can just steal someone elses, marry their husband and step right into their 50's stillettos.
She looks like a high-school guidance counselor who's leading the overgrown Goth kid who's been left back about 20 times to the detention hall.
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Agree that her acting was terrible in True Blood. It ruined what could have been and should have been a very interesting character.
They made a movie about this. It's called "Corpse Bride."
She looks so traumatized...
He looks like he has a big Package!
Today it was shown to me that there Is a God. I was dreaming that for some reason I had to suck Marilyn's penis, (which looked like a worm), and just as I was going to put it in my mouth, my alarm went off!!
wo0t
Man that thing was hideous. shudder.
AAAAHAHAHA!! I needed this post! LOL chaser after that Redmond O'Neal post full of sadz.
And on t: Evan, I know Dita, and you're no Dita, blubber cheeks, no matter what that gen-x Alice Cooper tells you.
Regis Philbin was married at Forest Lawn.
Evan Rachel Wood is only 22!! Why did I think she was older? Maybe it's all that goth makeup and wardrobe.
Ain't gonna happen.
Can't wait! Best wedding EVER!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
he looks like he has a big wiener
buy also plays the Buffalo Bill game
Haters :D
HAA HAAA!
A 40-odd year old man dressed like a high school Goth with a retreating hairline is just such a turn-on. *Retch*
I loooove it celebrities dying like flies makes my fucking DAY. Here's one bitch I wouldn't mind seeing flying down to the heater down below. What a fucking POSER. She wants to emulate Dita but she like she the low rent crack version
ick ick gross gross ewwwwwww
^first thoughts when I see these two
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 7:26pm.
I just completely grossed myself out.
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Me, too. LMAO.
*nibbles on Babu*
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that toupee is looking very dirty so are his cloths
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
How can Marilyn Manson even compare after being with white hot Alex? Most women would kill for a chance at the latter & kill at having to be with the first.
And didn't I read somewhere that Marilyn is a big time biter during sex? I'm all for biting during sexy times but apparently he really goes at it hard core.
I just completely grossed myself out.
EW ew ew.. The only thing Mary Manson is good for is an avatar!
what do these women see in him? guess there is someone for everyone. he's either one charming s.o.b. or has a magic cock. to me, he's annoying, his music was semidecent when i was in the 8th grade but come on, he's nothing more than a has been who hasn't done anything relevent since maybe '96 besides marry Dita & date this bitch.
I am so lost I thought she was with the hot-ass Eric from True Blood?
Well she must be semi-retarded to leave his sweet ass for Marilyn Manson.
Bless them, Im glad!
Big FAIL. Marylin probably looks really really scary without his make-up on. He needs to catch up and get with the year 2010.
My HS graduation was at Forest Lawn... in a dank auditorium. I'm sure they could accommodate. Then they could go to the zoo afterwards and have a ball in the bat habitat.
He's almost twice her age: FAIL.
He's 41 and still doing the angsty goth teen b.s.: FAIL.
She has the world ahead of her and she is fucking it up with this loser: FAIL.
Three fails and so I veto these retards getting hitched.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
What a creepy couple. Isn't he too old to be dressing up like Lurch from the Adams Family?
mhm.. i know i stand alone, but hey - good for them.
I suspect baby girl has major damage going on in the brainpan for even looking at that absinthe swilling goth man-child, but she's young and she'll grow out of it. Manson has become a cartoon version of himself and is now all of the things he used to mock. If he doesn't OD or get it together in the next couple of years he'll be even be even more bloated and fucked-up than he is now.
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I am not a pussy.
She needs help AND a Valtrex drip!
HELLO! Why aren't we all celebrating this shit? This means Evan Rachel Woods keeps her pasty claws off of Eric the viking vampire. At least for a hot minute.
He seems like someone who used to be smart for his age. I expect to hear any day now that he's OD'd while on the toilet reading Nietzsche or something, you know, because he has a dark sexy shocking death wish that he can't stop alluding to. He stays up ALL NIGHT, ZOMG! He drinks absinthe, he'll have you know!!
Evan at least has the excuse of being young-- she'll probably go through the entire course of this relationship never being herself--she'll go from Dita-Lolita to the Goth Priscilla Presley when Manson's Fat Elvis years are finally up. They're both just playing parts here, that's the most annoying thing. Or maybe she's afraid of him. She has a look of resignation these days...
why does he wear all that makeup when he's not performing? yuck!
She's very attractive and could a lot better than him, unless of course she's mental
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It looks to me like they both stoled other peoples' styles in an attemp to be interesting
Submitted by atropos on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 5:01pm.
Sorta off topic, but I hate this bitch's acting in True Blood.
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Me too! I expected someone to play that character as a classy lady not as an irritating being
Submitted by d-nice on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 5:10pm.
he is as FEO as gene simmons. ick-nast.
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lol But at least Gene Simmons seems to be a decent father, I can't imagine MM with kids
They make a cute couple tho
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the wite-out comment is comedy!
please oh please have them make a custom cake topper for them too!
it will be a nightmare before christmas wedding for sure.
he is as FEO as gene simmons. ick-nast.
Okay, how old is this picture? It would be rather sad if she is still wearing heart shaped glasses like the "good 'ol times" when they were fucking in his music video..sickening. I don't think anything good will come out of this.
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Sorta off topic, but I hate this bitch's acting in True Blood.
Yick. He is so gross.
Anyone who lets the fabulously beautiful Dita go for this little girl has lost ALL credibility in my book.
Yep, Forest Lawn weddings are actually sort of popular. Here's the rules, regs and prices
FOREST LAWN WEDDING POLICY
1. Burials take place at Forest Lawn on a regular basis, which have first priority over any
other events in the cemetery. The most common time for burials is Monday through
Friday until 3 p.m. and Saturday until 1 p.m.
2. Wedding ceremonies may only take place in designated areas in the cemetery. See #4
and #6 below.
3. Themes and decorations are subject to cemetery approval.
4. Indoor weddings may occur in the Chapel, ending no later than 5:00 p.m.
5. There is seating for approximately 100 people in the main area of the Chapel. Up to 50
chairs may be set up in both the Chapel and/or a wing off of the Chapel (called the
Cloister Room).
6. Outdoor weddings may take place in the meadow area or in the gazebo adjacent to the
Chapel.
7. In the event of inclement weather, the wedding ceremony may take place inside the
Chapel, if it is not already booked for a memorial service. It is the wedding party’s
responsibility to contact Forest Lawn the day before the wedding to see if the chapel is
available.
8. The charges are as follows:
$125.00 Up to 60 minutes
$225.00 Half Day: 9:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. OR 2:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
$414.00 Full Day, 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
A one-hour rehearsal on a separate day incurs the separate one-hour fee.
Payment is due at the time of the reservation of the Chapel or meadow / gazebo.
9. No alcoholic beverages are permitted.
10. Any necessary rental is the responsibility of the bridal couple.
11. Cemetery grounds close at 5:00 p.m. during late fall and winter, and at 6:00 p.m. during
the early fall and summer.
No Alcohol allowed? Fuck that...
yet it seems like only yesterday that he and Rose McGowan were picking out their china at Macy's...
Nice hairline, Marilyn. Better attach a GPS to it because it's gonna disappear real soon.
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 4:13pm.
Why, Evan, Why? I watched her as a girl on that Sela Ward show and loved her in Across The Universe. So talented, but so stupid.
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This time, I bet it's a rebound from Skarsgard. It can't be fun going from Alex to flabby middle-aged geisha boy, but at least she can pretend she's not missing the hotness.
Why she got with him Manson first time around? I suspect the pathetic thrill of breaking up a marriage.
Stupid is right.