Tuesday, January 5th 2010
Who Is December's Hot Slut Of The Month?
We're almost there! All we have to do is crown December's Hot Slut of the Month and then we can begin the Miss Hot Slut of 2009 pageant. It's going to take a while, so give the kids a $20 and send them out for some booze. Tell them they can make that 20 stretch if they start crying when the bill comes. What alcohol merchant out there would turn down a crying child? Anyway, here's your choice for HS of the Month:
Harald Glööckler: The German unicorn with eyebrows like an angel's landing strip.
Suzanne Roberts: The senior's senior! That's really what she lists as her occupation on her tax returns every year.
Jersey Shore's Snooki: A pickle's best friend (or is she their worst enemy?) and the future of America.
Banana Jesus: Banana. Jesus.
As usual, voting is in the sidebar to the right. Make sure you marinate your hands in a bowl of Purell before and after voting. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday.
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TEAM JESUS BANANA!!! I always bet on Jesus as the winner.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:33am.
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I hear you. Mail me on MS, hor!
I voted for German Glockenspiel eyebrow dude.
HI SWEET IG!! ♥X♥O♥X♥ yeah Ive been a rarity on here.. I lurk still but I think all the recurring bs kinda got to me...
are you on FB? :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Missy?? *rubs eyes* Holy crap, where have YOU been? xox
just watch, next time you need help, youre gonna call on banana jesus and youre gonna get a drunk female oompaloomp instead.
BANANA JESUS WILL RISE AGAIN!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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SNICKERS ALL THE WAY!!
well, it's apparent she's gonna win. I just have to hope that next month's line-up is more satisfying. gnight!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 2:52am.
Snooki, 'corse!
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WHY WHY WHY?!?! She's already over-exposed, in the media sense. I voted for that hawt mess guy with the chola eyebrowns/Magic Marker facial aesthetics. Like, he has a whole mustache line going out from each side of his face. That's just PRICELESS!
Seriously, he should win a "WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!" contest.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 2:05am.
Team Jesus Banana! Everybody put the Jesus Banana in your butt!
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LMAO. That's, like, WRONG!
Put a TELEPHONE in your BUTT!
Snooki, 'corse!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Team Banana Hay-zoose!
Team Jesus Banana! Everybody put the Jesus Banana in your butt!
▪I donated Suzanne Roberts a needed vote, even though I doubt that gorgeous senior would fancy being considered a hot slut. Now, Sue Johanson on the other hand... Ahem.
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Remember the golden rule: Gently bently!
I am only voting to ensure that obnoxious Snookie does not win.
Banana Jesus.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Banana Hey-zoos AND La Pequena for the win.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 5:57pm.
Abandoned Couch for the WIN!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!
Snooki? Please, Suzanne gets shit like snooki stuck in her teeth.
I despise that little orange pickle lovin fuck.
Please, PLEASE, anybody but that Snooki creature!!
If we are talking for reals...Snookie will take THSOTM for the rest of 2010...but I give Banana J the win just because he beat out Banana bruise.
Banana Jesus for the win!!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZANNE!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Ive seen turds.. hell I have shit turds with more appeal than Snooki.
Suzanne for hot slut! Super successful gold digging, Comcast-fortune grabbing Ho! She's Pheobe Price in 30 years.
Anyway, she's much more deserving than either of the bruised fruits or the pickle sucker.
Snooki - it has to be Snooki - think of Chicken Cutlets - they're both orange
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Snooki???!! Really people. It has to be Harold. Look at that face. That hair... he is the total package.
If it cant be Harold then I say the man that punched Snooki in the mouth!
What's wrong with you beeshes!!!!!!!!!! Suzanne and her frog-eyes are GOLD, I tell ya! GOLD!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 7:55pm.
People... People!!! think about this - do you REALLY want to risk seeing snookies face as HSOTY?!?! Do you?
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Damn..good point TITS...i should've voted for the Banana Jesus!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 7:55pm.
People... People!!! think about this - do you REALLY want to risk seeing snookies face as HSOTY?!?! Do you?
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only if Banana Jesus was hanging out of her mouf.
Wow, could it be? a non-animal, non-memorabilia, non-food HSOTM? a humanoid slut?
You can do (suck)it Snookie!
Fuck you dominos' pizza!
Ok whores, have it your way but don't say I didn't warn you about THE WRATH of Banana Jesus's Banana Hammock....Oh yeah, while your sleepin' an angel slips that over yo' HEED...Banana Jesus's skid marks ain't no joke cuz he's been hangin' out wif Cheezus all night...Go ahead and vote for Snookie, but yo' azzes better be prepared to wake up to a Holy Dirty Sanchez.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 7:42pm.
YOU SLUTS!!!!! It HAS TO BE Harald Glööckler!!!
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I'm with you Toonks!
People... People!!! think about this - do you REALLY want to risk seeing snookies face as HSOTY?!?! Do you?
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Why the heck are people voting for Snookie? She is as annoying as hell and she is an effen midget!
I voted for Hay-zoos banana!
Please vote for anything that isn't Banana Jesus. I'm pretty sick of non-people like animals and inanimate objects winning HS titles.
Okay, bitterness over.
YOU SLUTS!!!!! It HAS TO BE Harald Glööckler!!! He is everything we aspire to!!! He farts and the world is filled with a rainbow of exotic scents...
Snookie SUCKS!!!! I'd punch her in the face. If we were to vote for "THE PUNCH" I would have voted for it!!!but not the skank!!!
The campaign begins for Harald Glööckler...just say his name and your tongue has an orgasm!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Vote for Banana Jesus or you'll go to Hell. Wait a minute, this is Dlisted, you're already there. Never mind.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
The initials "BJ" are just so fitting for the HSOTM. Banana Jesus' for everyone!
Snooookiiee!!!
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Banana Jesus is going to Snooki-Punch all those who do not vote for him.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
ALL YOU WHORES IS GOIN' TA HELLLLLLLL IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR BANANA JESUS...Banana Jesus don't play...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Another crappy roster of hot sluts. :(
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 6:00pm. You all can have Snooki and her orange ass for Hot Slut of December but I swear, if she's HSOTY I will find all you bitches and beat your asses!
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Co-Sign!
Suzanne Roberts for Hot Slut because she is without over-trying.
Banana J is the only one to vote for.
Let me guess, everyone's voting Snooki. I'm with EvilShoe! That Snooki isn't even original--there are a few thousand just like her dumb ass. Just b/c she's on TV. Boo to sheep.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 6:00pm. You all can have Snooki and her orange ass for Hot Slut of December but I swear, if she's HSOTY I will find all you bitches and beat your asses!
Dark-sided! Unclean! Banana Jesus must win, you unbelievers!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 6:00pm.
You all can have Snooki and her orange ass for Hot Slut of December but I swear, if she's HSOTY I will find all you bitches and beat your asses!
I will gladly help you with the ass-kicking, Shoe!
You all can have Snooki and her orange ass for Hot Slut of December but I swear, if she's HSOTY I will find all you bitches and beat your asses!
When do we see the finalists for HSL of the Year 2009? I can't remember who any of them are.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Abandoned Couch for the WIN!