Friday, January 8th 2010
Birthday Sluts
David Bowie (63)
Zahara Jolie-Pitt (5)
Noah Cyrus (10)
Gaby Hoffmann (28)
Rachel Nichols (30)
Sarah Polley (31)
Amber Benson (33)
Jenny Lewis (34)
Sean Paul (37)
Jason Giambi (39)
R. Kelly (43)
Michelle Forbes (45)
Wolfgang Puck (61)
Stephen Hawking (68)
Carolina Herrera (71)
Shirley Bassey (73)
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I am still so in love with the thin white duke.
Bully for you, David. Chilly for me. Happy Birthday to a man of elegance and talent.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
DAVID!!!! Happy Birthday!!! You are still the hotness!!!
HB SHIRLEY BASSEY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3KdY_rm1SE
The classy/classic "big voice".
HB DAVID BOWIE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
I think Nile Rodgers produced the cut.
HB JASON GIAMBI:
Retirement this year? Tough for teams to carry a DH only hitter.
"appee irthbay, even awkings"
(That's "Happy Birthday" in machine speak)
A living genius. Loved his episode on The Simpsons.
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HB TO BOWIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAAAAAAAH TO ALL THE NIGHT CREW LOVE YA'LL
SEE YA LATER !
XOXOXOXOXO
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by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/09/2009
"What's the problem ma'am?"
"A MASSACUHH!"
"A massacur? Where did it occur?"
"IT GON OCCUR RIGHT NAH!!"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709
That's DAME Shirley Bassey to you fuckers
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
Love that picture, I'll use it as my MSN display pic by way of tribute.
Happy birthday to the Dame (nice to see him being called Dame David Of Bowie on here, the full version ;).
The sexiest man on earth (63, pah!) and The Greatest Living Englishman.
"Young Americans" and "Low" are the greatest albums EVER (in this house anyway).
@HBD The Thin White Duke...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
OK, last one, and apologies if this was already posted.
Let's dance. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyVjdQXNs9s
Happy Birthday to the one and only blond that captured my cold heart, David Bowie!
You sexy mofo!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Thanks anony, I got it from my newspaper, a story about a website posting random texting....
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LONG LIVE THE KING!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 10:10am.
I saw Bowie on his Glass Spider tour in 1987. I still have the T-shirt somewhere.
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ah yes.. that was one wicked concert. Peter Frampton was along for the ride if reefer fog memory serves.
I still have the ticket stub from that and also the '83 serious moonlight tour. good times *sigh*
oh, bradiful bitch? your signature always makes me laugh out loud.
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The McCanns Did It
oh dear god. elvis, stephen hawking, and bowie, great.
but my boy has the same birthday as noah cyrus. my day is ruined.
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The McCanns Did It
HAPPEH BIRTHDAY ELVIS!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oalGu81z0-Y
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Did we REALLY need to see Possum Head's pussy?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Serious Moonlight, as opposed to Frivolous Moonlight?
I saw Bowie on his Glass Spider tour in 1987. I still have the T-shirt somewhere.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:33am.
Sweet Babu's nekkid snow dance worked for me! I am working from home today!
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Right on! My frostbitten babubutt was worth the effort.
Happy bday to all bday sluts!!
Morning all!
Coma Caca!
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HB David..Bowie is my absolute favourite artist from the first time I’d heard him to this very day. My sister turned my on to him back in the day with The Rise and Fall album as well as Hunky Dory which, (why you would care I don’t know) would be one of the three albums I’d take to a desert island. The other two would be The Wall and The White Album..... just in case you were wondering.
i love the look that kitty is giving - kinda "whatchu staring at? this is my man!"
bowie's amazing, in too many ways to count, and so i wish him a happy happy birthday.
stephen hawking, too.
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Come la notte i furti miei risponda!
Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
*bites sucky's pink tounge till it bleeds*
nomnomnom
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Sweet Babu's nekkid snow dance worked for me! I am working from home today!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I'M DEEEERRANNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Snowin' Here Too. Kind of funny "Snowy is Snowed In"? I hope you were not intimidated by my fancy home. I shouldn't show off like that.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
HB David Bowie!! Love him!! "We could be heroes just for one day..."
um, loozer, yeah, um, it's kinda snowing here, i don' t think there's gonna be any planes taking of from the NY area for Kintukeee today, so yeah, that's it, you get my point right?!?!?
*banjo music plays in background*
LOL ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Station to Station has just finished up and I'm on Live in Santa Monica '72 now; what am amazing album. I think my favorite thing about it is its bizarre little quirks. For example, Mick Ronson's mic is turned up too loud on "Five Years" and his backup vocals crack me the hell up. Then in "Space Oddity," Bowie's rocket blast off noise is so very, very weird. And I'm certain Bowie is coked up: "Playing to you courtesy of a piece of palm tree that I ate. I asked for lobster tail, and they brought me palm tree, piece of palm tree. Yeah, really. That's all." Ahahahaha! L♥VE HIM.
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I like boring things.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:09am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:06am.
I am surprised that they missed Elvis Presley's birthday. He would have been 75 today.
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he's dead though... (I know.. breaking news!) Oh and HB Dame Shirley....
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*blink, blink*
But...I thought he was living in Chile with Jim Morrison.
Happy birthday David Bowie, Sean Paul, Shirley Bassey.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:06am.
I am surprised that they missed Elvis Presley's birthday. He would have been 75 today.
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he's dead though... (I know.. breaking news!) Oh and HB Dame Shirley....
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 8:56am.
IG don't stop
time takes a cigarette....
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...puts it in your mouth. You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette.
*dies, takes another Chantix*
I am surprised that they missed Elvis Presley's birthday. He would have been 75 today.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 8:59am.
I never really liked Bowie. I don't dislike him, but...
Hard to believe that Stevie Ray Vaughn got his start with Bowie. Happy Birthday anyway.
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As a kid in 1970s London, having Ziggy on TV was about the best moment in my life ever. (well up until then). He made some classic tunes. I quite liked his Let's Dance and Absolute Beginners but the 70s rocked.
I've got chores to do if Snowy's gonna visit. I've got to wash my good pair of bib overalls and clean the house.
http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/1946461.jpg
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
I never really liked Bowie. I don't dislike him, but...
Hard to believe that Stevie Ray Vaughn got his start with Bowie. Happy Birthday anyway.
H-B-Day to everyone.
oh no love, you're not alone
used to make me so happy! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
IG don't stop
time takes a cigarette....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Happy Birthday to the Dame. The man is my hero. With people like him in the world all is good. I pity the people that have to grow up with today's crop of artists. LOVE You David. Have a great day Major Tom.
Zahara Jolie-Pitt is not a celebrity. She's just a kid, period. MK, don't contribute to the fall of a minor. Look what you did to Tater Head.
Yikes, I need to give this up. Either that, or go masturbate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGhL_1tdWmE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louXPUW7tHU
Havıng Iman around would keep my tıcker goıng too!
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loozer
and if you say run
I'll run with you....
xoxoxoox
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
HB David Bowie and Stephen Hawkins.
"Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
And put your helmet on."
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"I'm not an asshole. I'm just drawn that way." --BK
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 8:10am.
loozer: get me to the church on time
Church on time terrifies me! lol
Snowy off work + Loozer off work = do the math people!
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
I just thought of the Dave Chappelle parody of R. Kelly singing the song 'I'm gonna piss on you.'
Happy Birthday R. Kelly. If you get laid, remember, over 18 years old.
HB to David Bowie, Stephen Hawking, and Shirley Bassey!
Stephen Hawking ruled on The Simpsons: "If you're looking for trouble, you've found it!"
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"I'm not an asshole. I'm just drawn that way." --BK
You know, I'd be all for David Bowie day today, but he must bow down to Noah Cyrus, no?
BwhahahaPFFT!
Happy day to Jareth and Stephen Hawking!!
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Finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.