Saturday, January 9th 2010
Birthday Sluts
A.J. McLean (32)
Kate Middleton (28)
Maggie Rizer (32)
Angela Bettis (37)
Lara Fabian (40)
Joey Lauren Adams (42)
Dave Matthews (43)
Haddaway (45)
Joely Richardson (45)
Imelda Staunton (54)
J.K. Simmons (55)
Crystal Gayle (59)
Jimmy Page (66)
Joan Baez (69)
Brian Friel (81)
Judith Krantz (82)
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loved AJ back in the day but kevin was the sexiest
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"Radical"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
The story is about Jimmy Page is that he sold his soul to the devil for Led Zepplin to be over the top famous or something. They are probably one of the most influential bands of the 60s and 70s for reals though.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Was he in a boy band? I vaguely remember him. He looks like such a douche. Wow Crystal Gayle and Jimmy Page share a birthday...CRAZY (uh, not really)...
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:04am.
LOL HADDAWAY
My dad had that CD with the insanely faggy cover and he fucking loved that shit. He likes all these gay things and doesn't know how gay they are.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYLdFE7s9Y
Haddaway is cool. Had a sense of humor about the Butabi Brothers keeping his name out there.
Happy birthday Jimmy Page and Joan Baez! That's so cool two legendary musicians sharing a birthday.
Happy Birthday, Joan Baez ♥
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He is so tacky raunchy wanna-be looking that I'd pull his hanes down, spank him in the ass with my palm after licking it and ask him who his mommy is.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 1:23pm.
The only thing fascinating about this list is Jimmy Page's fascination with the occult. He likes Aleister Crowley and Satan.
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WHAT?!? Shit, that's weird. And though Mike noted here that Crowley was more or less a poser (i.e. not as badass as he wanted to be I think..) I know nothing about this.. or Crowley other than he was a twisted puppy. Oof. Maybe Page sold his soul for his success? OY!
Happy Birthday Dave!
"Midnight Train to Georgia"!!! Damn!!
Must leave all, I have alot of dancing, singing and napping to do!!
*muah*
till tomorrow!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 2:15pm.
ANGEL!!! You hor, do you ever check your friend requests at FB????
I've been sitting in there forever & want out of friend request jail.
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I'm about to go back there! My kid just left to ski for a week and I have time to be an internet bum again! Yay me!
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:13am.
I'm with you Babe! Happy Birthday Dave!!! We love you! *muah*
HB Jimmy Page, Joan Baez and Judith Krantz.
OK I am goıng back ınto the vault to pull out one from the trıfecta of soul sısters!
Gladys!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FT5QF4JZUA
Goddamn memorıes!!!
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Ahahhahahah!! Triston: that's the one I cannot stop singing / watching / dancing too!! Remember, I posted the lyrics last week and angel_i linked us!!
I literally have it on Favorites and start dancing and singing with them!
"Stick Up" is really good too, love!
FLATSY:
thank you! I'll look it up after I dance to "Want Ads" for a minute!! Bwahahahaha!!
Join me evryone - NOT KIDDING - brb!
ANGEL!!! You hor, do you ever check your friend requests at FB????
I've been sitting in there forever & want out of friend request jail.
On Topic: Judith Krantz.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
MızRo!
Thıs ıs the one I am lıstenıng to now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2cQ47VVzU0
My great aunt Flossıe used to always sıng...
'extry extry. read all 'bout ıt!'
hehe
Good tımes!
Oh and thıs one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytLaTX1T9us
Freda was the shıt back ın the day!!!
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 2:02pm.
angel_i: I've been looking for you to show up.
I cannot thank you enough for linking that "Want Ads" vid...
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O - I'm so glad! We're having a huge Motown revival in our house right now too. You guys talked about it at the right time. I LOVE Youtube for that. All this stuff I would have to spend tonnes of money and time and energy finding and it's all right there! So awesome. I'm glad you're taking advantage too:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
MizRo, I think you were half right. Joely R was Natasha's sister, so probably did Cabaret on B/W. Too lazy to google. She was also a main character on Nip Tuck for years.
Happy b-day Dr. Skoda from Law & Order.
angel_i: I've been looking for you to show up.
I cannot thank you enough for linking that "Want Ads" vid... I am now living like a 9 year old grooving to all my Honey Cone faves!
"Stick up" is on there too!! Freda Payne too!
*sigh*
I have my 20-month old niece dancing with me to them!
Secret: AJ gives me tinglies in my secret places. I'm not sure why.
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
pssoi: so it's all Joely Fisher? THANK YOU!!
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 1:45pm.
Joely Richardson was on "Ellen": the sitcom with that soon-to-be asshole, Piven.
Also played Bowles on Broadway in "Cabaret" for a bit, also (I think) sister to Natasha.
That was Joley Fisher, Carrie's sister.
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"Hey whore, how does it feel to be a whore? Oh.." - Jeri Blank
Joely Richardson was on "Ellen": the sitcom with that soon-to-be asshole, Piven.
Also played Bowles on Broadway in "Cabaret" for a bit, also (I think) sister to Natasha.
The only thing fascinating about this list is Jimmy Page's fascination with the occult. He likes Aleister Crowley and Satan.
Dave Matthews is a better actor than he is a singer/songwriter/musician and should stick to that instead.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:34pm.
LEAVE JIMMY PAGE ALOOOOONE! He's darksided, you don't want to fuck with a guy who bought Aleister Crowley's home and sat in a dark room waiting for "inspiration" to write music.
Please - "Aleister" Crowley was nothing more than a Victorian Age Marilyn Manson.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:34pm.
LEAVE JIMMY PAGE ALOOOOONE! He's darksided, you don't want to fuck with a guy who bought Aleister Crowley's home and sat in a dark room waiting for "inspiration" to write music.
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"Hey whore, how does it feel to be a whore? Oh.." - Jeri Blank
Try as you may AJ, you'll always be a fucking BackStreet Boy.
Ugh Crystal Gayle....*memories of heinous poster with that name here at the DL*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:22pm.
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Hardly the same thing, drama queen. I'm sure those who have become very wealthy through their covers would agree.
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love it when you call me names, suck and fuck! rowr!
but, seriously; you don't know what you're talking about.
i say it again - jimmy page blows. he intentionally cheated people out of credit for their work, and when he was forced to pay them some money, it was a fraction of what they were due, and usually Zeppelin settled out of court, with the agreement that they would NEVER receive songwriting credit.
here's an article all about his thievin' ways:
http://www.furious.com/PERFECT/yardbirds2.html
anyway, suckandfuck, what's done is done.
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Come la notte i furti miei risponda!
Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
KAte Middleton? Really?
The only reason i know who she is is b/c I am addicted to the trash that is the UK Daily Mail. She's called 'Waity Katey' as she's been dating prince not-hot-ginge (why do i forget the other ones name all the time?) for a long time and people complain she doesn't have a real job just hangs out ans wait for him to propose. People also note her mom is a notorious social climber (though they did make their own $$ in an online party supply biz) I think Chelsea/Miss piggy looks like a lot more fun and she gets hot ginge to boot, not the one who is balding and looks too much like his daddy Charles.
And Joey Lauren Adams--that VOICE! I remember when she was a big thing when Chasing Amy came out. MAN she aged... not just a few normal crows feet she looks a lot older than she should..
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2429523968/nm0000725
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:03pm.
hmph. so if i go over there and butt-rape you, and thirty years later when i'm a mutli-millionaire and you're a crackhead on the street, as long as i throw a little change your way, it's allright?
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Hardly the same thing, drama queen. I'm sure those who have become very wealthy through their covers would agree.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I always thought AJ McLean was a douche.
I thınk I'm rıght.
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Dave should be birthday slut!
MK fuck you for not putting up a picture of Jimmy Page during his hot years.
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"Hey whore, how does it feel to be a whore? Oh.." - Jeri Blank
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:27am.
McNightmare, their early stuff was clearly derivative but their talent was undeniable. They ended up paying a lot of royalities.
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hmph. so if i go over there and butt-rape you, and thirty years later when i'm a mutli-millionaire and you're a crackhead on the street, as long as i throw a little change your way, it's allright?
fuck that.
my talent is undeniable too, but when i do a cover of a song, i credit the songwriter, and usually rave on and on about how great they are. i'm not going to say i wrote "london calling" just because i added some wah wah guitars at the end. people would have harsher words for that than "derivative"! lol
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Come la notte i furti miei risponda!
Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
Is he out of the closet yet?
That's a timeless, classical look right there.
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FIST PUMP!!
Submitted by Ninne on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:29am.
Hey MK, it's Elvis's birthday too! He'd be 75!!
Or even yesterday!
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Snowed in and bored.
I remember being 14 and I was team backstreet boys. Didn't like the nsync group so much except for Bye Bye Bye.
Happy BDay, btw.
Hey MK, it's Elvis's birthday too! He'd be 75!!
Backstreet boy, yep, AND if y'all wanna know what's he doing now besides baking powder-cut blow, and blowing, here ya go:
(May 2002) Currently in the studio recording songs for the new Bacsktreet Boys album.
(January 2005) A.J., Brian, Nick, Kevin and Howie (The Backstreet Boys) have finished their fifth album due fall 2005.
(April 2005) Currently on tour with the Backstreet Boys and released the groups newest single "Incomplete."
(May 2006) A.J. is presently at work designing clothes and jewelry for his new fashion line Skully Roze.
(November 2007) traveling with the group to promote their latest album, Unbreakable.
(February 2008) As of the 16th of February he and Backstreet Boys Brian, Howie and Nick are on tour for the latest album "Unbreakable" in Japan
... can't believe I bothered with this shit, in my pj's & just half a cup of joe in me no less ~_~
McNightmare, their early stuff was clearly derivative but their talent was undeniable. They ended up paying a lot of royalities.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
AJ McLean = one of the Backstreet Boys.
Holy shit, Judith Krantz is 82? Isn't she still writing?
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:14am.
Who the hell is AJ McLean anyway?
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Wasn't he a backstreet boy? Just off the top of my head.
Happiest of Birthdays to Kate Middleton (git that royal ring before it's too late), Dave Matthews, et al.
Who the hell is AJ McLean anyway?
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I'm your huckleberry...
led zeppelin stole all their shit from blues musicians and never gave credit where credit was due. and they were just some nasty ass hos. so fuck jimmy page.
dave matthews is the opposite - always happy to talk about his influences and the artists who came before him. whatever his personal foibles may be, he's a good musician and an excellent advocate for the music community.
happy birthday. dave matthews.
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Come la notte i furti miei risponda!
Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
Happy birthday, J.K. Simmons. Love you in The Closer.
And happy birthday to Joan Baez..."and if you're offering me diamonds and rust, I've already paid."
Finally...happy birthday, Jimmy Page, you old Satanist, you.