JLo Thinks She Should Have An Oscar
The two of you out there who gave yourself a meth enema to stay awake while watching El Cantante in its entirety (I'm raising my guilty hand with you, Skeletor), know that a frozen burrito would've done a better job playing JLo's role of Puchi. Hell, Poochie the dog would've done a better job. But according to the master thespian herself, she thinks she should have an Oscar sitting right next to her Razzie Award on the shelf above her toilet.
JLo, who had to speak through her vagina because her head was so far up her ass, told Latina Magazine, "I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great. Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins—I couldn’t have been happier—but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good. Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”
It would've been dope alright. Every academy member would have had to be higher than Spaghetti Cat in a Barilla factory to even consider nominating JLo for that mess. You can't even watch ten seconds of that shit without swallowing a dope lab.
Oh, JLo, I hope you never ever peek out of your bubble of delusion to take a good whiff of reality. It's more entertaining this way.
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I'm surprised with her big ego that she didn't name her twins Oscar and Grammy
*PS - who says "dope" anymore???
You know, she was okay in "The Cell," but I would only see her other films under duress.
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Actually it was Marc Anthony's performance in "El Cantante" that I think really did deserve an Oscar nomination. HE is the surprisingly good actor in that family (he also did great in his small role in the movie "Man On Fire") "El Cantante" as a whole was good but of course no one is going to take Jennifer seriously if she keeps running her mouth like an idiot and insisting on starring in movies with her more talented boyfriends/husbands
"...but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?"
You know, Joan Crawford once pulled that shit as well. Although she was "sick" at home and won an Oscar...I'm just saying.
Now I understand her New Year's Eve sparkle turd outfit. This bitch is delusional. JBlow has to stop taking Skeletor's drugs. Of course her newest movie will put in contention for a 2010 Oscar.
i don't like her a bit but that was a good movie, and she did a good job. Skeletor was great as well.
Seriously? That scene in the beginning where she's playing an older Pucci is beyond cringe worthy. Can she not be content with her millions and fade into obscurity? She has to win awards to validate herself?
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Poor, J.Ho :( There's nothing sadder than a celebrity who's a major has-been and don't know it. Well jenny, you're over, accept it for everybody's sake.
She's a puta.
She did a vanity-project movie that no one saw, even the old Puerto Ricans who actually remember who the fuck whateverthehellhisnameis was. And then she boo hoos that she didn't GET AN OSCAR??
Jebus christmas.
Honey, face it. You're NOT TALENTED. And no one cares about you. Even your kids look brain dead and bored when they're with you (whcih is only for photo ops).
Say bye bye, whorever you are.
I would have thought that J Whore would be more angry at not getting nominated for Selena. J Whore is a latina singer with a big fat flubbery ass, playing a latina singer (Selena, who I thought was awesome) with a big fat flubbery ass. Which is about the limit of her acting ability; it's a real stretch...
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ugh...i saw her perform on the dick clark new years special and it was pretty lame and she's becoming a has-been. a good example of a woman maturing fabulously and doing it right is mary j. blige. take some notes jlo.
Oscar? Um no. Razzie, Yes.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 2:44pm.
Ahahahaha! Love it. Incidentally, liked that movie also.
Didn't see El Cantante but I do think Skel has potential as an actor (as well as being a phenomenal singer). He was good in his silent part in Big Night and ok in Bringing Out The Dead. I knew JLo would ruin this movie, though.
JLo looks like she always has bad breath.
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Bitch. Is. Delusional. And despite that Elle cover claiming the contrary, she is not back. It's not 2004 anymore Jenny; we are all happy without you.
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And.............this is why JLO is not paid to think!
Hey there, BB! Glad to see a lot of the old faces still on here.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
OMG, this woman is beyond zafada. My favorite George Clooney story, told to me by someone who worked with him:
Friend: I love all your movies!
Clooney: Aw, thanks.
Friend: I really loved the one you did with Jennifer Lopez, Out of Sight.
Clooney: Ah. In that one, you can really tell what a good actor I am.
Friend: Why's that?
Clooney: Well, you couldn't tell how much I HATED HER, could ya?
I think most of Lopez's co-stars would share this opinion (probably even Skeletor). Don't dust off that place on the shelf for your Oscar anytime soon, Jenny.
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Yeah, and I think the same thing whenever i'm stupid enough to buy a lottery ticket... 'cept my lottery tickets have more talent than her.
Bet she never imagined she'd peak as a fly girl on In Living Colour.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
The Lardassians have bounced J.Ho's culo off the radar and homegirl wants back IN. She tries, but oh, how she has failed thus far:
1. Alter-ego "Lola" and her oven-fresh cacamaking less impact than a wet noodle against a brick wall.
2. Landing on her ass in that music awards gig
3. That sausage-casing ensemble scaring away the New Year
Don't you have twins to raise, woman?
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This delusional fool has absolutely no talent but used her questionable assets (huge ass and cellulite) to get rich from the segment of the population that finds her body attractive. If she wants more attention from that segment of the population, she should pose nude or make a BBW sex tape (unphotoshopped).
Poor JLo - you are totally out of touch woman! All your movies have sucked.
I loved this movie. Maybe I'm baised cuz I love Hector Lavoe, the singer the films based on. I don't like a lot of Jenn's movies, but I think she was wonderful in this. I think she should have been at least nominated. And for all the haters out there, watch the movie first before you critize it.
She was probably expecting an Academy Lifetime Achievement award for Gigli.
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really jho? may be if the lead role hadn't been marc anthony whom hector lavoe didn't like, or some local talents hadn't started doing this movie prior to u to assholes stealing it, or your lack of talent to play something that u already are (the wife of a junkie), the movie could've been more successful...but oscar material...una gasnatá tipa!
Who would have thought this woman was so damn talented. She's a dancer, a singer, an actress AND a comedian. She deserved an Oscar, trully. Yeah, sure.
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Ugh, can you imagine being those twins and reading that comment? What...giving birth to your first children isn't enough...your mind went to your stolen Oscar moment?
She'll win an Oscar...right after Lohan wins hers.
Britney Spear's is normal.
the movie was unwatchable BECAUSE of her and Skeltor. I tried to watch it about 3 times, but there is something so unappealing about Skeletor and something so annoying about JLOW....I actually used to kind of like her in some movies (Angel Eyes comes to mind) but her raging ego, and basically mediocre talent makes it impossible to like her even a little bit. She is definately overrated and her 15 minutes passed in the mid 1990's so why on earth does she even think she is a tiny bit relevant. Things like what she just said make me realize how much I really hate her.
If people stayed away from the film, it wasnt because of the subject, just bad casting etc. As a fan of Hector Lavoe, I really wanted to see it but just from watching the trailer I could tell J-Lo made it all about her. It's such a shame how they butchered that movie Hector Lavoe was so incredibly talented, he deserves a good tribute, like the way they did for Ray Charles. Hopefully somebody else will come along soon and give it another go. Anyway, it seems like people are running really low on patience for J-Lo now. with any luck, she'll drop of the radar for good soon.
if jlo wants an oscar maybe she should sign up for the bukkake special that the other "it" girl is using to get roles...
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JLo is indeed delusional. If I could buy her for what her talents(?) are and sell her for what she thinks of herself, I'd have more more than Bill Gates and Warren Buffett combined!
She makes the most outrageous comments and then demands and expects the general public to believe her.
Remember what Ben Affleck, who has an Oscar for a screen play, said after he broke up with her? He felt relieved, just like you feel after throwing up. Whoa! That explains how he really felt about "Jenny from the Block."
I liked that movie. I thought she did a good job portraying a married wife that was married to crack head. I am being serious. She should have at least a nomination.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
And some wonder why some of us hate her.
Maybe she's been smoking what Kangay smokes.
Minus the ALL CAPS of course.
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J. Lo is right...
It WAS an Oscar worthy role...
However, ONLY if played by an Oscar worthy actress...which, SHE AIN'T!!!
So over this woman.
My mother saw this movie & liked it & talked about Skeletor but not at all about J-Lo. She's my litmus test. If she likes an actor, she'll want to check out their other movies. Totally cold on J-Lo. Anyone else get the feeling that she actually did try to orchestrate the oscar acceptance thing from her hospital bed? Total fame ho. It's all about ME. Lookin forward to the twins tell-all books about Mommy Dearest in @ 20 yrs. I'll be here.
Oh, Don't worry J-Lo. I'm sure you'll win a grammy for louboutins!!!
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She should date a Wachowski bro!!!
I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...
Now, now, people let's not be mean. JLo DOES deserve an Oscar. For portraying a human who cares about other people. That's been her life's acting role.
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:55am.
clash fan, vern?
re@jlo; she clearly got "crazy twisted" over it. her fantasy "from the hospital bed of JLo" acceptance speech was just sad.
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Delusional twat.
Accepting an Oscar from a sick bed? Just like Joan!
So ıt ıs now apparent to me that JLo ıs now hıttıng the bong out of her recently deflated nasty nalgas ıf she belıeves any of her roles on the bıg screen have been Oscar worthy!
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Wow, someone's delusional.
I like how all these talentless whores now think they deserve an oscar (yes you too Lindsay). I still think it awards at least the talented people even if you don't agree with the choices every year.
JLo?
Love I have seen Enough. Enough indeed.... If this woman wins an Oscar, I will eat my shoe.
You would think JHo and Vadge would have learned from Mimi's example after Glitter
1) you very quietly get an acting coach
2) you take a small non-glamerous supporting role
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
"higher than Spaghetti Cat in a Barilla factory"
That's gold!