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It looks like The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle is still shocked from Ape Head's table flipping move last year. Although, Danielle probably has a shocked look on her face when finds a poop plum in her toilet after she takes a shit, or when a man puts a $10 bill on her breakfast nook after his daily blowjob. Danielle permanently has that "tasered in the asshole" look on her face. Bitch has the Surprised Kitty of faces.
On a positive note, Danielle's eyebrows look like they are praising Jesus. At least her brows are trying to settle down with the lord.
And if Johnny Depp refuses to do a sequel to Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton doesn't have to waste his precious time looking for his replacement. Danielle is ready to go!
Here's Prostitution Whore and Project Runway's Malan at last night's NYC premiere of Youth In Revolt.
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Oh nevermind. Looks like I'm the last one out. Will get the lights. Goodnight.
Goodnight my darling Dlisters!
Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Genny 18, "although you could be a pretty compact, muscular guy."
only on the weekends LOL!!
I'm trying to adopt a dog from spca and whenever I toke up I actually lose weight, idk what means. I smoked a lot for a month and lost 10 pounds
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Oh, how awesome! You gotta get a shelter dog, I have one (also a purebred pug, little brat) and she is the sweetest. I thank God every day she came into our lives.
OK, well it's obvious I'm not the diet doctor for you! :)
I will need to refer you to another respected physician....one of my most esteemed colleagues,
Dr. Conrad Murray.
(Just don't let him into your bedroom and you'll be right as rain.)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
ESE, i'm off to watch hours(days) of straight(beastiality/bondage) porn
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In other words, you're off to walk your dog while slobbering, "I love you, Maxie. Lemme rub your tummy!"
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I'll say goodnight to everyone too. Sleep well dlisters!
blah blah blah
*spins in spinning chair*
*falls off*
*dizzy* *bangs head on desk*
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Ben Folds.
that's it!... i'm off to watch hours(days) of straight(beastiality/bondage) porn to prove to you all that i'm a well adjusted person!
no seriously, i've got yet another letter to write... see ya all later!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
"although you could be a pretty compact, muscular guy."
only on the weekends LOL!!
I'm trying to adopt a dog from spca and whenever I toke up I actually lose weight, idk what means. I smoked a lot for a month and lost 10 pounds
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Ben Folds.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:14am.
geebus, ya sit on one poster's face ONE TIME and everybody starts in with the questions!
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You don't have to explain yourself to us ESE. I'm sure that "snowball" you hawked on S&F was just milk squirting out your nose from laughing at his jokes.
OMG ESE
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Ben Folds.
Genny18, I got weighed today and I weigh about 176, I haven't weighed that much in idk how many years
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I'm assuming you're a girl here, although you could be a pretty compact, muscular guy.
Well, I will give you my advice for what it's worth....I am a girl who hated breakfast, barely touched lunch and ate a huge dinner with drinks (during my partying days) and sometimes a snack when I came home from the bars.
I always thought that since I only ate ONE meal, that I wasn't a big eater...but it's important to eat the three meals spaced out at the appropriate times so your body can burn the fuel as it comes in.
I'm not a snacker, but snacking can be okay as long as it is small and healthy.
I don't know if you drink, but it's a killer. One of the biggest weightloss ruinations in the history of the world.
If you toke up, you might snack like crazy. This stuff all adds up.
But, if what I am saying doesn't ring true to you, you may have to just realize that you have a really slow metabolism and as soon as you are feeling well, exercise, exercise, exercise!
If you exercise, you will rev up your metabolism and you can eat more.
Believe me, I know when you are overweight and a little depressed the last thing you can ever imagine yourself doing is working out.
As soon as you feel able, walk around the block of your house. The next night, walk two blocks. Maybe you have a dog? He would love a walk. Just get some fresh air and move your body, and before you know it you'll be pumping iron at the gym and getting your body back.
I have spoken! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:11am.
S&F's good people. i've had a lot of fun with him at times... that didn't come out the way i meant it!LOL!
Are you trying to tell us something ESE?
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geebus, ya sit on one poster's face ONE TIME and everybody starts in with the questions!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
S&F's good people. i've had a lot of fun with him at times... that didn't come out the way i meant it!LOL!
Are you trying to tell us something ESE?
TITS, Centy I've never understood the need for fasts. Unless you're starving.
Why not just eat a balanced diet with a variety of foods and lots of fresh fruits and veg?
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I missed this one, apologies!
I actually eat really clean and healthy, I'm a good cook and exercise quite a bit. Not a dessert person, either.
My problem is I drink way too much wine, and a couple times a year I find I've put on about 10 lbs and have gotten kind of bloated.
So this kind of fast gets things back on track quickly.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I don't know how to relate to S&F either lol I just stay quiet
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Ben Folds.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:04am.
What is the deal with S&F? Does he ever post anything nice? I don't care that he is filthy, I am too, but perhaps I don't know how to relate to him?
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I've seen several posts where he's been sweet and supportive to dlisters who are going through a hard time, but then he'll catch himself and post something completely gross and bizarre. I think he tries to cover up his sweet self by shocking everyone. IMHO he's one of the funniest bloggers I've ever read.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:00am.
Well I used to play softball and worked out until I got injured, after a lot of injuries (im clunmsy) there was a slow tumble over the years to gaining weight, I don't eat horrible I just don't eat as much as I'm supposed to so whenever I do my body sucks up all those calories and veye-ola weight gain.
Half of the problem is genetics however, my dads mom is a lardy and I take mostly after him and that side of the family. I got weighed today and I weigh about 176, I haven't weighed that much in idk how many years
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Ben Folds.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:04am.
CSG, they CAN'T POSSIBLY be any more gory then anything SuckandFuck posts here!
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LOL...how true!
What is the deal with S&F? Does he ever post anything nice? I don't care that he is filthy, I am too, but perhaps I don't know how to relate to him?
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S&F's good people. i've had a lot of fun with him at times... that didn't come out the way i meant it!LOL!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:02am.
ESE, if she needs bail, i'm good for it
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Where were you when I was rotting in the clink with druggies and whores 5 years ago?!
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the cell across the way!... i waved, you didn't see me... then i threw pudding and got my ass kicked!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
CSG, they CAN'T POSSIBLY be any more gory then anything SuckandFuck posts here!
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LOL...how true!
What is the deal with S&F? Does he ever post anything nice? I don't care that he is filthy, I am too, but perhaps I don't know how to relate to him?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
ESE, if she needs bail, i'm good for it
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Where were you when I was rotting in the clink with druggies and whores 5 years ago?!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:54am
I'll give all the gory details, and believe me, they are not pretty! :)
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True, but they CAN'T POSSIBLY be any more gory then anything SuckandFuck posts here!
Genny18, Centy my high school weight was "fat".
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Well, when you say "fat," do you mean everyone in your family is fat?
Are you fat because you eat bad food and don't exercise?
I will say that to stay slim people who are not naturally thin HAVE TO EXERCISE at least 1 hour 3x week.
Annoying, I know!
Now, if you were fat in high school (and I know that you are young), eat well and exercise moderately, perhaps your weight problem is genetic, but I would venture to say that you probably need to practice better portion control.
You do this by buying a Lean Cusine frozen dinner and then eating all of your meals from that portion-controlled plate.
Believe me, it takes a LONG time to get into and get used to what a NORMAL portions size is here in the super-sized US.
Once you are brainwashed into knowing what the Lean Cuisine plate looks like in your head, you can throw it out and make good choices.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
quite in fact, i love gory things. email if you want, breadsticks16@hotmail
Idc who sees this lol if anyone spams me, I'm replying with virus' =D
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Ben Folds.
CSG, Good Luck and please post your progress so we can all follow it.
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Thanks for saying that....I can definitely use support, sometimes I weaken and it is hard to talk myself out of bagging it.
I'll give all the gory details, and believe me, they are not pretty! :)
Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:47am.
no clue, haven't seen her either... if she needs bail, i'm good for it
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ESE - I always knew you were a gentlemen.
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i do what i can... for the need of wayward hot chicks that need a get out of jail card... i'm just sensitive like that.. heehee!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
ZOOMY you freak! Yes I read about that method for diagnosing them.
I plan on moving far far away very soon.
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no clue, haven't seen her either... if she needs bail, i'm good for it
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ESE - I always knew you were a gentlemen.
Thanks Tits. Peaches' posts always made me smile.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:39am.
ESE - where's Peaches80 been? I haven't seen her post in awhile?
no clue, haven't seen her either... if she needs bail, i'm good for it
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
Tits,
Take good care of yourself. Probably already have researched everything. Just in case read about the prefrontal cortex.
xoxo
Keep this person away from you.
yeah! i miss peachy too! I'll try and send her a email through her flickr page.
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Centy my high school weight was "fat".
and ESE...been there. It took me 4 days to make it through an olive garden kids menu maze. The fake chicken fingers were worth it.
edited to add: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!
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Ben Folds.
ESE - where's Peaches80 been? I haven't seen her post in awhile?
Submitted by Genny18 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:27am.
ESE, do your worst. I'm challenging you haha
this could be time consuming. the last time i was challenged, i spent three days doing a connect the dots puzzle at a fast food joint... it ended up being a picture of a burger... yeah, i finished it! i rule!!LOL!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
Centaurious - you're a brave soul to try it. Good Luck and please post your progress so we can all follow it.
Genny 18, I have to get better tho, sick as a mule right now
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Make sure you are fully recovered and at your strongest for this diet (or any diet.)
I actually did this diet last year because I needed a kickstart for losing 30 lbs, well, it totally worked, I was so excited at the obvious weight loss that I kicked into high gear, now I've lost 40 lbs and I'm back to my high school weight.
(No, I wasn't Martha Dumptruck.)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
CSG, Does it effect your blood sugar levels?
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I would not expect so, because of the maple syrup, it really does give you calories, so you won't be light-headed, etc. as if you are not eating anything at all.
Probably the hardest part is that we are so used to putting food in our mouths and chewing, swallowing....I mean, hospital patients get IV sugar water to feed them, they need calories, not solid food, and in a certain sense, so do we! :)
Now, I'm not saying it's easy. To go from eating real food to only liquids for 10 days, it is not easy. But I found it very fulfilling, and believe me, I'm the laziest, greediest pig that ever came down the pike!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:27am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:24am.
yea yeah, but will you come over?
*wink*
*eyebrow wiggle*
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i see the wink... i see the wiggle, but... i still don't see the jiggle... live up to your name!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
For once I'm not scared to try a diet, I think I may try it and afterward join curves. I have to get better tho, sick as a mule right now
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Ben Folds.
ESE, do your worst. I'm challenging you haha
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:24am.
yea yeah, but will you come over?
*wink*
*eyebrow wiggle*
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Genny18, Would you recommend a youngen do it?
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Well, I'm old and boring, so I actually consulted my doctor with the Master Cleanse book before I started the diet.
He laughed and said the guy was kind of a nut, but if I followed the diet perfectly (ie, making sure to drink enough lemonade to get enough calories) it was perfectly safe but don't do it more than twice a year or it might irritate your colon. (Sorry to be gross.)
I was able to jog, take aerobics classes and do all of my daily activities while on the diet. The last three days were hard, I was hungry, tired and irritable, but it was doable.
When I completed it, I've never felt better in my life.
The book is call The Master Cleanse by Stanley Burroughs. You can order it off Amazon.
If you decide to do it, don't get the kits they have available on Amazon, just buy the stuff you need at your local grocery store as long as they have some organic stuff.
As for the spring water (you do use alot) I have a big Brita water filter pitcher, I figure that's good enough.
The laxative tea is Smooth Move.
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Submitted by Genny18 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:19am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:17am.
I've heard it all! lol
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i can see that i'm gonna have to invent something!... this is gonna cut into my drinkin' time, but damnit! i will overcome!LOL!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:16am.
Submitted by Certifed Alt on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:27pm.
I am following DD on twitter---->
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And I'm following you. How come no tweets yet??
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hasen't figured out which name to log in as yet?
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."
Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
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JESUS H MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST!!!!
LOLOLOL
*dies happy*
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:17am.
I've heard it all! lol
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Ben Folds.
Centaurious - it sounds pretty harsh. I get dizzy and develop a headache if I go without solid food for 6 hours. Does it effect your blood sugar levels?
Pleco, *dashes in to fondly remember the 'snowballing' incident*
*dashes back out*
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Pleco, you are truly a goddamn gem.
I sincerely hope you are happy, healthy, and gainfully employed in an artistic field that greatly appreciates your talents.
You're one in a million! :)
PS -- "Dirty, Sanchez" had me cackling for hours!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:08am.
Genny18, Isn't snowballing when you spit jizzum into your partners mouth?
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THANKS for reminding me, Genny18! :)
I've spent all of 2009 practically getting hypnosis and a lobotomy to get that image out of my head thanks to the illustrious ESE!!!!!!!!!
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just imagine what i have in store for ya this year!... aahh, anticipation!LOL!
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"Where can you run to?
What more can you do?
No more tomorrow.
Life is killing you."