Wednesday, January 6th 2010
Portrait Of A Hot Ginge (And Prince William)
This is the first double portrait of the future King of England and the forever Prince of the Ginges (UK chapter).
Prince Hot Ginge put the vodka bottle down to pose for artist Nicky Phillips at Clarence House in London. Nicky said that while she was stroking to William and Hot Ginge she thought about how she wanted to capture "a behind-the-scenes glance at the human element of royal responsibility and to emphasize their brotherly."
Nicky was successful, because this kind of looks like Prince Hot Ginge sitting on the royal throne while Prince William is reminding him to flush.
And does anybody know if they are going to make a velvet blanket version of this work of art? It will be softer on my nalgas.
via Daily Mail
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Poor William! He's looking more and more like Chuck all the time! Same jug ears and unfortunately same bald head! Harry looks hottttttttttttttttt! I wonder if he his pubes are red?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:11pm.
aaahhhhhh kill it kill it!
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I see some "artistic licence" at work on Prince William's hair.
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
'Lacking in swagger' and looking damned OLD (and beat) even though the artist apparently took a few liberties and tried to paint William a little more hair (Ron Popeil eat your heart out).
I thought Harry was such a homely kid but he really blossomed into a handsome fella.
William is truly and completely lacking in swagger isn't he. so much so that the artist even captured his boringness and unsexiness. And to think he used to be the sought after one. His brother has left him in the dust. what a shame.
Ginge may be hot, but Wills gots da big hands. There might be something there for ya with both of them. :D
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Whoever painted this hates the shit outta Prince William. His forehead looks like a badly patched pothole.
The Queen does have duties as the titular head of state while the actual governing is carried out by an elected Prime Minister. She and her Governors-General in the Commonwealth Realms hold significant "reserve" or "prerogative" powers, to be wielded in times of extreme emergency or constitutional crises usually to uphold parliamentary government. How much power a King or Queen wields vary according to the constitution of the different countries that still have monarchies.
Although they no longer have absolute power they definitely work their assess off...is not all parties and photo ops.
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what tiny little girly hands she's painted on ginge. will's are much more maaaaanly.
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but, then again, what do i know?
I'd love to be the sweat on Prince of the Ginges' balls.
This should be the face of the New and Improved Snuggie.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
That would look sexy as your screen saver MK.
Yeah, I'm all for a velvet blanket version of this. Or even a fleece one.
They've both received a "Queen Elizabeth II Medal of Outstanding Military Service to The British Empire" or something like that. I just keep imagining "Grandma's giving me a medal!".
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:28pm.
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I suppose it's a lot like visiting the homes of the stars. Standing outside Buckingham Palace, hoping for a glimpse of the Queen or a whiff of Prince Philip's stench and all that.
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Like on I Love Lucy. Is your poodle off his noodle? CLASSIC!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:28pm.
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I suppose it's a lot like visiting the homes of the stars. Standing outside Buckingham Palace, hoping for a glimpse of the Queen or a whiff of Prince Philip's stench and all that.
Also, souvenir items.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:18pm.
IMO the Royal Family is a bunch of useless leeches who should be put out to pasture. They have no real power at all so why are they even there?
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Aside from being living symbolic figureheads, I believe the royals are also a moneymaking tourist attraction.
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How? Tourists don't ever see any of them. They see Buckingham Palace, the Crown jewels in the TOL, and the changing of the guard, but they don't see the Royals themselves.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:18pm.
IMO the Royal Family is a bunch of useless leeches who should be put out to pasture. They have no real power at all so why are they even there?
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Aside from being living symbolic figureheads, I believe the royals are also a moneymaking tourist attraction.
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IMO the Royal Family is a bunch of useless leeches who should be put out to pasture. They have no real power at all so why are they even there?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
double post - xkyooze
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:06pm.
Love the behind-the-scenes feel of the painting but the painting as a whole reminds me of a Hardy Boys paperback cover!
LOL back! Just googled the Hardy Boys, you nailed it.
Cheers
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Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:06pm.
Love the behind-the-scenes feel of the painting but the painting as a whole reminds me of a Hardy Boys paperback cover!
LOL back! Just googled the Hardy Boys, you nailed it.
Cheers
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:06pm.
Love the behind-the-scenes feel of the painting but the painting as a whole reminds me of a Hardy Boys paperback cover!
LOL back! Just googled the Hardy Boys, you nailed it.
Cheers
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:06pm.
Love the behind-the-scenes feel of the painting but the painting as a whole reminds me of a Hardy Boys paperback cover!
LOL back! Just googled the Hardy Boys, you nailed it.
Cheers
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:06pm.
Love the behind-the-scenes feel of the painting but the painting as a whole reminds me of a Hardy Boys paperback cover!
LOL back! Just googled the Hardy Boys, you nailed it.
Cheers
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:06pm.
Love the behind-the-scenes feel of the painting but the painting as a whole reminds me of a Hardy Boys paperback cover!
LOL back! Just googled the Hardy Boys, you nailed it.
Cheers
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:07pm.
look at pictures of royals and royals that were considered beauties and they are fugly but then again it was a different era and their beauty standards were diff, but yuck
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I don't think they were "considered beauties" as much as, back in the day, you couldn't snark on the royals without having your head chopped off.
Nowadays, weeeeeeelllll.....!
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Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:59pm.
Ive always wanted to believe the jersey devil was real, hmm
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Oh, it does! It's called Roo's maw-in-law.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/06/2010 -
Spice Dong, I have to disagree with you about royal bastards. They weren't all done away with or hidden and some were given titles, money, and prestige.
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This is true. But those were very rare cases and only when the bastard sons were not a threat to legitimate sons or had a chance of ever becoming king. Besides Henry VIII was a very unorthodox king...he never did anything by the book.
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the royals are never that great looking inbriding is disgusting and leads to many health issues, so many wrongs yuck
I have seen a lot of inbred kids in PA (yeah) and they all have a certain look, look at pictures of royals and royals that were considered beauties and they are fugly but then again it was a different era and their beauty standards were diff, but yuck
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Ive always wanted to believe the jersey devil was real, hmm
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Love the behind-the-scenes feel of the painting but the painting as a whole reminds me of a Hardy Boys paperback cover!
ETA:
Just scrolled down and saw your post -- I agree! LOL
Submitted by Niko on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:14pm.
Just goes to show that the Royals have absolutely no taste. This tripe looks like a 50's children's book cover, if that.
The hand resting on the sword looks more like a claw than a hand on Willie.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Niko on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:27pm.
@ bichette
If Harry would stretch his right arm it would be almost twice as long as the left one. In fact his left arm looks crippled and his torso caves in way too much. The medals look odd. I could go on but I guess this proves my point already.
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I agree with you about the torso, however the arms look that way because they are both bent, it is just hard to tell because of the angle of the arm and how dark the clothes are. Plus, I don't think that the wrinkles were done right to make it look bent the way it should.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 2:59pm.
I know I'm in the minority, but I believe that Charles is Harry's bio dad. I've seen a few photos of Charles as a young kid, and other than the red hair, they resembled each other a lot (same eyes, features, etc). Second, the red hair is a very common Spencer family trait. Third, didn't Hewitt (the guy most likely to be thought of as Harry's dad) first meet Diana after Harry was already a toddler?
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You're in the "People Who Knnow Better" club. Harry has the Windsor inbreeding stamped all over him, but people can't get past the superficial ginge coloring (which, as you've pointed out, is a common Spencer trait) and the delicious naughtiness of Harry being actually James Hewitt's son.
Spice Dong, I have to disagree with you about royal bastards. They weren't all done away with or hidden and some were given titles, money, and prestige. Henry VIII's bastard son Henry FitzRoy (Fitz is a common designation for bastard children) was made Duke of Richmond and quite visible and court and often served as his father's official representative on occasion. He just couldn't become king or inherit from Henry VIII legally.
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This should've been today's CT.
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:34pm.
And according to my Doctor, the royal family are werewolves.
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That's odd. MY doctor told me they're the UK versions of the Jersey Devil.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:32pm.
Well I'm forever grateful you bothered at all. BTW I don't have to be painter to see this is shit just as you don't have to be one of the "celebs" featured here to consider them shit and post accordingly either.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:24pm.
So Diana apparently carried some sort of top notch genes and that's why she was selected to mate with Charles.
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This is true...Diana was a descendant of a series of English kings that the Windsors were missing in their family tree. She was specifically chosen for this...because of this William and Harry now have in them the genes of every single family that has ever ruled England since Roman times. The inbreeding that has been going on with royal families allover Europe is sickening when you read about it. Many suffer from a whole lot of diseases because of this.
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And according to my Doctor, the royal family are werewolves.
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People have been mentioning that William used to be the hot one and Harry homely but it does often turn around...
Remember JFK, Jr. and Caroline? She was such a pretty little girl and he was so weird-looking he seemed "special."
He grew up to be the hunk of all hunks and she grew up to be a horse-faced literal skull and bones.
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Submitted by Niko on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:27pm.
i assume you're a professional portraitist then? IDK about the medals, but the proportion on the arms looks strikingly similar to how a real person would look in a real photograph. still not seeing the problem, but i dont' actually care enough to bother anymore.
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I like how you can still tell his hair is thinning in a fucking painting.
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I'm sorry. William looks a tad bit too much like Tiger Woods to me. Something about the teeth.
Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:05pm.
Spicedong!
Glad to see you're still around.
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Hi there...I've been traveling and busy with work..checking in whenever I can to see what's going on, but no real time to read through threads and comment until now.
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@ bichette
If Harry would stretch his right arm it would be almost twice as long as the left one. In fact his left arm looks crippled and his torso caves in way too much. The medals look odd. I could go on but I guess this proves my point already.
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*Long post ahead *
Skip it if you don't care much for reading.
The Diana conspiracy is pretty damn fascinating.
The rational people stay away from all the crazy rumors, but I've got a penchant for reading about this stuff and it would make a really good fiction novel.
In the conspiracy circles, the Royal Family is just a bunch of lizards, interbreeding and breeding with select, premium human blood.
So Diana apparently carried some sort of top notch genes and that's why she was selected to mate with Charles.
Because she was human, however, she was pretty much to be used and discarded when she no longer served their agenda. That means once she gave birth to the heir and the spare, she was done.
Yeaaah... not really.
At any case though, it is pretty sad that she died so young.
I'm sure these two would give anything to still have their mum around.
Say what you will about her, she looked like a loving mother at least.
Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 3:05pm.
and besides their marriage was long over when she died non? wouldnt they have gotten rid of her before all the scandals and divorce hit fi they cared that much?
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Yep, that's what I think...if they cared about what Diana did and said, she would have conveniently caught some incurable disease and died before all the interviews and the scandal that came when she and Charles divorced. The only thing they don't play with is succession...they have to have heirs and replacements of their blood no matter what, they will never pass on their wealth and titles (and possibly the crown) to someone else's child. Until William is married with children, Harry will still be a contender and they won't take any chances with him...after that he is off the hook to do as he pleases.
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Ladies, ladies!
We may not know about art, but we know what we like.
So we're all gonna interpret this piece differently. Also, the royals are, almost by definition, conservative, so I don't think we're gonna get any royal portraits done ala-Picasso or even with pancakes.
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how are the dimensions wrong? i actually thought it is a nice change from the uber formal painted on a dark backdrop with everyone looking forward and no self expression stuff that is usually what traditional portraits are.
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