Thursday, January 7th 2010

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!

The Ed Hardy tiger finally repays his debt to society for turning innocent people into douchebags. - SS90

Runners-up:

Sorry Tiger, shouldn't of been dreaming of a white mistress... - Provolone

Well, how else did you think Tony frosted his flakes? - ReallyNow

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Mittmah's picture
Submitted by Mittmah on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 7:30am.

Good ones! Esp the winner!!

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iHeartHaters's picture
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 3:36pm.

Well done everyone, these are ALL awesome!!!

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Submitted by fauve on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 2:59pm.

Congrats, all -- bloody hilarious today! Provolone -- priceless!

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tojo's picture
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:00pm.

Congrats winners! Sooooooooo fun knee!

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SATANDEZ's picture
Submitted by SATANDEZ on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:01pm.

Holy shit, those were all hilarious, and I had nothing.
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El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:28am.

Splendid job monkeys!!!

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Snowed in and bored.

DR.FUNK's picture
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:46am.

Wow S S90...excellent!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:41am.

Congrats Hos!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:27am.

lmao!!!

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:22am.

Yay! Congrats to the Winners!

Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK

Whatever's picture
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:55am.

LMAO and all three winners!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:44am.

Congrats SS90
Provy!♥♥♥ FIST PUMP!!!!!
good one ReallyNow!

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ReallyNow's picture
Submitted by ReallyNow on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:42am.

Thanks, MK!!

Congrats to the other winners, too! Hilarious!!!! This was one of the funniest caption this pictures.

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:40am.

Congrats to s s90, the always funny ReallyNow and that hottie, Provy!!!
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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:28am.

Congrats to SS90 on the win, excellent! Yay also for Provolone and ReallyNow, keep up the roll you're on!

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:10am.

Congrats SS90 on the win, whoots to Provy and ReallyNow. Good job all.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:47am.

Congrats SS90, Provy, and ReallNow!! Frost those flakes!!!

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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:44am.

OMG Pleco! That avie! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:43am.

HahAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Congrats, SS90!

Congrats also to PROVY and ReallyNow!!! I liked that frosted flakes caption ahehheeh!

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Submitted by mercury_rising on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:21am.

Yeah, it sucks. But times is tuff. It's better than foraging for road kill. Can you hep a brotheh out?

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Submitted by Guille on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:03am.

With the hope that shrinkage will discourage Chinese hunters, Shere Khan moves to colder climates.

Submitted by LesbosaurusRex on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 3:36am.

(Insert Tiger Woods joke here}.

Submitted by amashlee on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 3:14am.

Damn Tiger.....you're out ho'ing again ???!!!

Kelli B's picture
Submitted by Kelli B on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 3:10am.

Grrrrr so Michael K's dick IS usable...

DirkDiggler's picture
Submitted by DirkDiggler on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:36am.

Remembering the Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky affair, Tiger Woods tries to remove all the seamen from his latest victim.

spongebobgrl86's picture
Submitted by spongebobgrl86 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:11am.

Proof that Tiger Woods will stick his shovel into anything white.

Ryan Fischer's picture
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:52am.

After splitting with Kelli, Rosie O'Donnell finds a new way to work out her pussy.

Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 11:48pm.

Poor Tiger Woods, he was so used to only needing to shovel out money to get to one of his mistresses.

No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

DR.FUNK's picture
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 11:34pm.

Not familiar with the concept of PLAYOFFS...the Cincinnati Bengals mascot continues to work his post season job.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:52pm.

Fur is murder, fake fur is manual labor.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:51pm.

Forget the tiger, I can't look at the bitch in the orange vest without thinking "Hey, Koolaid!!!!"

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catholicschoolgirl's picture
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:50pm.

TV - you always have the best one-liners

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:48pm.

It'll be a cold day in hell when Tigerlilly learns to clean up after herself.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:47pm.

He almost kills Roy, and all he gets is Community Service?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:46pm.

Good to see Exxon finally cleaning up after themselves.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by RaraAvis on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:45pm.

Things in Detroit are so bad that the Tigers have all had to take second jobs.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:43pm.

Rhonda may look a little large in her orange vest, but she sure knows how to work that pussy.

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Random_Pizzaman's picture
Submitted by Random_Pizzaman on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:49pm.

NBC thought getting Tiger to go to the winter olympics would boost ratings. They didnt get exactly what they wanted...

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:37pm.

"Hell has definitely frozen over and here I am with the devil on my tail! He's even turned out to be a fat-ass cougar in a neon orange vest goddamn it!!" Tiger Woods hates being micromanaged at his new job working for the City of New York.

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:35pm.

Judge gave TigerLilly community service for bbq-ing zoo keeper entrails on the grill. She turned it into a fucking opportunity to sell bloody snowcones on the fucking slopes.

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Stan Hooper's picture
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:53pm.

When Tiger was told that it will be a cold day in hell before he gets a piece of Elin again. He didn't think Cameron Manheim would be there already riding his ass.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:31pm.

Crouching Tiger, Using Shovel, a new film by Ang Lee

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:16pm.

Ziegfreid...you bastard. Just cause I nipped your butt a few times.

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O Dubs's picture
Submitted by O Dubs on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 9:10pm.

freezy tiger

Submitted by wickedness on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:56pm.

When told he'd been sentenced to digging into soft white stuff, this wasn't what Tiger had in mind...

Submitted by Knative on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:39pm.

You think this undignified work for a tiger? You should see what the other animals from the Neverland Ranch are doing now to survive, after Michael's passing.

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:38pm.

Siberian policewomen strictly enforce "pooper scooper" laws.

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:31pm.

Animal abuse is snow joke!

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Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:20pm.

Now we know where the frost on the flakes comes from.

McLovin's picture
Submitted by McLovin on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:17pm.

It's 30 below in Switzerland and Tiger will not be getting wood anytime soon.

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