Wednesday, January 6th 2010
Wheel Of Unfortunate Answers
To be fair to these dumb hos, you too would be a little dizzy in the brains (and genitals) from inhaling Pat Sajak's raw sex fumes and you wouldn't be in the right condition to give correct answers to simple puzzles. Yes, I'm kneading out excuses for them.
Although, maybe the hot bitch in the clip above secretly knows how Tater Head spends nights alone. Let's all self-potato ourselves to this clip. I don't know what that means exactly, but meet me in the produce section and we'll figure it out.
And below is proof that only paraplegics over the age of 65, latch key kids under the age of 8, and Kathie Lee Gifford know who Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripper...Rapey....Rumpelstiltskin is.
via Best Week Ever
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It's not a big deal they didn't know how to pronounce Kelly Ripa. That doesn't make them dumb. It was funny how they said her name every way possible but right!
self potato is awesome!
and i thank these military guys for serving the country...who the hell knew this show was still on anyways...
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"Yes, Pat, I'd like to solve the upper puzzle."
"First, I'd like to buy an ampersand."
"SK&F"
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Wow, these are the people protecting our country from the terrorists?
We give them guns and explosives?
Wow, just wow.
Omg this show is still on?
Chuck Woolery was the best Wheel of Fortune host EVER. CHUCKCHUCKCHUCK.
I live in Paris but I'm from NYC and my french ex boyfriend used to bang Kelly Ripa at the Ganesvoort Hotel a few years back(before we met). They would meet up whenever he was in town. She wants everyone to believe she has the greatest marriage ever, but don't be fooled.
Paris is for stoners.
Once I saw an episode of this show where the puzzle was almost finished, it said, "Who you gonna --ll? Ghostbusters!" and the guy got it wrong. He yelled out, "Who you gonna KILL? Ghostbusters!" Pat Sajak looked dumbfounded. It was awesome.
Ha, I was stuck next to Sajak for about an hour once, trust me, there are no sexy fumes coming from that guy. He looks like Dan Quayle.
Well, this just goes to show what I have long suspected but never dared say: people who join the military are typically not that bright.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:15pm.
I think those "gift certificates" were for those game show prizes like Broyhill. No one IRL actually buys their stuff.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Love the laughers. TV audiences are so easily entertained.
Dan Quayle does the self-potatoe!!
S&F: Post back and let us know how that goes. Don't end up in the emergency room with an embarrassing x-ray of your "self-potato."
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:49pm.
And as for the military dudes, thank god they didn't know the name off the bat.
Who watches that shvt show anyway?
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My grandmaw and my spinster aunt.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 4:32pm.
Oh, come the hell ON, people!
Remember when you had to buy things on this show with the money you won? Like life-sized ceramic dalmatians that doubled as umbrella stands. Good times.
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Oh, yeah! And they MADE you buy the ceramic dog if you had enough money...you couldn't just put the rest on that "gift certificate" (to where, we never knew)!
I actually had this show on (it follows my fave local news and precedes Jeopardy) the other night with the military guys. I couldn't believe how harsh they were on the mispronunciations...one said "RYPA" and that wasn't good enough! Come on!!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
I saw the second clip on Regis and Kelly this morning.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Sounds to me like all the guys got the names right at some point ... why is this dumb fuckery still on the air?!?
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"Tis a fucking pity.”
hahahah Pleco! Seriously.
Ey, david letterman!
Aight, I give the fighting men a pass for not knowing who those two windbags are. Hell, I'd throw the game on purpose just to avoid admitting I know who Kelly Rapah is.
But "self-potato" - ahhhhh, comedy GOLD!
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Bottom-feeder.
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And as for the military dudes, thank god they didn't know the name off the bat.
Who watches that shvt show anyway?
I gots to say I can't fault them for not being up on popular culture. It's kinda refreshing, actually - it's all most people DO know nowadays. Go, Mister Fighty Uniform Guys!
And the other lady got it right! I self-potato alllll the time. Eff Sajak on that one.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Ok - this is a kinda funny comparison. But I used to be with this guy who went to military school. And he came out of there REALLY indoctrinated. And he kinda started training me in these weird ways...ferinstance, I STILL say to myself, whenever I fuck something up - "Excuses are the nails that build the house of failure." Stuff like that.
Anyway - one day he straight-up YELLED at me about the word 'normalcy' (i can't even remember what we were talking about...). He INSISTED the word was "normalicy" - serious. Not even normality. And he wouldn't even look it up becuz if Seargent General whatever the fuck said the word was "normalicy" then that's what it was.
I looked it up later. I was right - even if he HAD pronounced it right, I still would have been MORE right:)
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Pleco, or the viewers! How is this mess still on the air?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I am no wizard at puzzles, but fvck! Self-potato? I even knew what it was!
Sounded like one of them pronouced the names correctly at the start of the video?
Jeopardy is way better than this show.
@ Sugaroo: Wheel of Torture for the host.
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Bottom-feeder.
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I saw the second one the other night. I gave them the benefit of the doubt that our military was busy protecting us and didn't have time to watch daytime tv.
Sucky let me know when you perfect the "Self Potato" and you can show me.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
Wheel of STFU
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"DWM I just really hope you are 4'9" and orange , IRL or I'm going to be shattered" -
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.
They should rename this show Wheel of Absurdity or Wheel of Stupidity.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Who ARE these dumb fucks?
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Bottom-feeder.
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You need to add this post the Navy chick with the puzzle: "Exclusive Nightclub". Army people are damn dumb.
mmm what if you took a potato, baked it and then like drilled a hole in it, big enough to fit your dick in it, then put some butter in there and wait like 15minutes...mmm......hmmm.. this could work. I mean the rest of you jerk offs could use sour cream but i find that shit vile.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
uhhh
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Oh, come the hell ON, people!
Remember when you had to buy things on this show with the money you won? Like life-sized ceramic dalmatians that doubled as umbrella stands. Good times.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I saw this when it first aired; I was screaming at the TV at these idiots. LOL
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
I'm not eating that potato!
OMG JUST SAY IT!!!!
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
And these people jus tneed diction lessons. dammit pat.. go sajak your potato. ____________________________________________
"DWM I just really hope you are 4'9" and orange , IRL or I'm going to be shattered" -
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.
All I hear is that damn bird in the background.
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"DWM I just really hope you are 4'9" and orange , IRL or I'm going to be shattered" -
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.
Am I just seeing things? Is that bitch's name seriously Lolita???
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Self Potato sounds like the fucking best jerk off maneuver. I gotta invent this shit. Fucking Self Potato.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here