Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Party crashers aren’t the only ones creating stress at the White House. A certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out that the age on her driver’s license didn’t match up to the background check. She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future events. We don’t know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite a few years older than he thought she was. (Blind Gossip)
Well, we've all heard stories from our grandparents about how they used to "whoop it up" with Catherine Zeta-Jones at the speakeasy back in the day, so I'll go with her.
Which etiquette expert needs to teach her own kids some manners? Her 13-year-old son crashed the bar mitzvah of his prep school classmate -- in jeans and a T-shirt, no less -- and rented a room at the hotel where the event was held for an unsupervised after-party" (Page Six)
What will The Countess say?!
Which high-profile socialite has given her number to too many people? When the phone rings with a "private number," she screens her calls by answering with a fake Spanish accent. (Page Six)
Since Parasite Hilton's idea of doing a believable Spanish accent is talking while Juan Valdez's dick is in her mouth, I'll go with Nicole Richie?
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I'm Welsh and have family members who went to school with Catherine Zeta-Jones. She is AT LEAST 48.
Submitted by Miami on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 10:54pm.
CZJ looks beautiful. I think she is about 45. What does she say her real age is?
In all fairness on the plastic surgery website, they show photos of her very thin and after she gained weight. Of course her chest was smaller before.
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I agree, plus some pictures could be from when she was breastfeeding, although it looks like her nose used to be a bit wider
She looked very different when she started out. Plastic surgery galore... and not a nice person all around.
1) CZJ, of course. She is definitely closer to 50 than 40.
2) who knows?
3) who cares?
Interesting, I couldn't find CZJ's brothers on that genealogy website. Anyone?
Submitted by Fronika on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:02am.
Sheep fucking?
Dang that's cold gen.
I know.
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She's Welsh, what do you expect?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I don't think it is CZJ. I'm partial to a bit of genealogy and have way to much time on my hands. I looked her up in the indexes for UK birth certificates at 'www.freebmd.org.uk'.
Any one can do it, she was easy to find as her name is unusual and her mothers maiden name, father and place of birth are available online. She seems to have been born in 1969.
She has started to look old, I think that's the fags.
Husbands and wives hide tons of things from each other, for instance one of my friends told her husband-to-be that she had never had an abortion because he said he would never marry a girl who had (she had one when she was 18).
My cousin lied to his college graduate wife that he had graduated with honors from college and he's a high school dropout!
Pathetic.
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CZJ claims to have just turned 40 last fall. FWIW, I don't believe it. I think she is at least 45 years old. There is no way in holy hell she was a teen or an early 20-something when she was in Darling Buds of May.
This is an old rumor. Roger Friedman mentioned a couple of years ago CJZ being born in 1958! It was around the time she was marrying her peepaw, who ironically, cannot lie about his age! Michael Douglas had his birth certificate plastered on some website a couple of years ago, since his father is so famous, he cannot hide his age. So if Friedman is right, CZJ is 51.
Here is an interesting stroll through some pic of CZJ: http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/miscellaneous/6947-catherine-zeta-jones...
1. Is this even blind? SO CZJ. She's looks 45 and is probably older. Still lovely, though. What, the cadaver Michael Douglas is pissed cuz she's 15 years younger than him rather than 25?
2. There are no etiquette experts today. None. See: Jersey Shore.
3. Hohan. Has she ever heard of JUST LETTING THE CALL GO TO VM? Needy bitch.
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Supposedly, this happened over 5 years ago. The Secret Service asked her about her age and then showed her document from her school with the name of another woman with the same name who was 4-6 years older.
CZJ looks beautiful. I think she is about 45. What does she say her real age is?
In all fairness on the plastic surgery website, they show photos of her very thin and after she gained weight. Of course her chest was smaller before.
They don't look like implants at all IMHO.
Beyonce, on the other hand, is 24 going on 36. There is no way she is in her twenties.
CZJ still looks fab, though.
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welshbitch: I've said this before and I'll say it again. CZJ used to be about three years older than me when she was a rising star. Now she is three years younger. Fact.
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I swear the same thing happened with Julia Roberts. When I was in high school she was 7 years older than me, now she's only 4.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:30pm.
SO HOW OLD IS CZJ FOR REALS???
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Darling Buds... premiered around 1990 or 1991. She played a teenager, and I really don't think she was older than 25 when that began. If she was 25 in '90, she'd be 45. Not ancient by any means, but still older than the 39 or forty she claims to be.
I think she looks great whatever age she is. She might be a cunt in private, but I've never really heard anything bad about her. But hey, I like Nicole Kidman too. I like'm frosty.
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Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:35pm.
Catherine Zeta Jones has had an INCREDIBLE amount of plastic surgery. I remember seeing thed evolution of her facce and body in a tabloid a few years ago. It was unbelieveable and she was VERY, VERY PLAIN before she started the process.
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CJZ was downright fug, IMHO, before she had all that surgery. She has had a ton of work on her eyes alone. Also, GOOGLE The Darling Buds of May-a BBC show she starred in back in the days. She doesn't even look like the same person!
Also, going back a bit, it is not Melanie Griffin. Melanie's mother is the actress Tippi Hendren-most famous for the roles in Hitchcock's films. Melanie was a Hollywood brat-therefore, it would be a helluva lot harder for her to lie about her age.
Not to say that I don't think that CZJ is lying: I just don't believe that anyone would find out, or make a fuss about it.
I don't believe the Secret Service story.
Nancy Reagan shaved her age by two years in the 40s and the Secret Service never found out (true story - the shit hit the fan when the 1930 census results were publicly released). If they didn't find about her, how would they know about a celebrity who only visited the White House once?
Catherine Zeta Jones has had an INCREDIBLE amount of plastic surgery. I remember seeing thed evolution of her facce and body in a tabloid a few years ago. It was unbelieveable and she was VERY, VERY PLAIN before she started the process.
If Michael Douglas is stupid enough to buy the age she is selling, well I'm sure she will try to overlook the fact he is evolving into an old Asian lady.
I'm going to guess she was born in 1961.
Sep 14 1961.
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There is no way she is only 40 years old. I have a feeling she is much closer to 50 than she is 40. I know a lot of people think she is beautiful, but she is much too matronly looking for my taste. Plus she has a major case of bitchface.
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You can tell tell CZJ's age by counting the rings around her areolas----->
MizRo and chica robotica also think she's "anywhere between 52 and 55." Yikes!
Submitted by chlyn on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:02pm.
@citizenstrange: +1
@soultonic: I believe she is my age +/-1 year (51). That's what I remember from when she first became famous
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Wow. but makes sense. About the time she married Douglas there was the resurgence of her having lied about her age. Was that like 5 years ago or more? At that time they were saying she was 40-ish.
So, I was thinking she was past 45. 51 is a big WOW!
It would be great if the Smoking Gun could get proof of the real age.
And.... how old are you?
Doesnt really make sense unless you state your age.
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Submitted by welshbitch on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:18pm.
I've said this before and I'll say it again. CZJ used to be about three years older than me when she was a rising star. Now she is three years younger. Fact.
@citizenstrange: +1
@soultonic: I believe she is my age +/-1 year (51). That's what I remember from when she first became famous.
I think some people just got better dna than others. And better plastic surgeons and better access to good beauty treatments. I doubt it's very hard for CZJ to maintain herself when she has money.
YES!! Like wax figures. With gigantic teeth.
I was told the same thing, "You don't look like a smoker." Most smokers look (to me) really dehydrated....esp. the tan-obsessed ones. The tan ones look like beef jerky.
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize! No doubt CZJ does regularly...lotion with diamonds or infant foreskins or whatever bullshit is hot right now.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:13pm.
Absolutely karmaskull, and their skin looks almost transparent: like a light coating of wax.
*shudder*
Funny but I've been told the same thing re: smoking "You don't look like a smoker" or "I never would have taken you as a smoker".
I smoke a lot less now but water is a smoker's best friend, water and more water.
ROO: she IS beautiful
I've always said CZJ was a matronly bitch. She's probably older than me (48). And I hope Michael Douglas got his ass shocked so bad by her lying that all his plastic surgery was ruined.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:30pm.
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Mid 40s, minimum, but she was lying before she left London even so who knows what her birth certificate says.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
" ..... screens her calls by answering with a fake Spanish accent."
Her and 300 million other people trying to duck collection agencies.
I was going to guess Melanie Griffith for #1 but Catherine Z.J. makes more sense.
Catherine is beautiful but she'll always be 'man hands' to me.
Her daughter was full term but tiny, about 5 pounds at birth. I remember thinking, "Yeah, she smoked like a chimney and was like 45."
anybody have the dinosaur's real age.
If #1 is CZJ, that means that her own husband didn't know how old she really was? WTF?
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"If I have to spend an eternity of eternities burning in hell, it's better than spending one good day in heaven WITH YOU!" --Brian Kinney, to his mother
SO HOW OLD IS CZJ FOR REALS???
OMG. I JUST REALIZED - PLECO IS GONNA USE PREGNANT SMOKING CZJ AS HER NEW AVIE.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*throws self out from balcony*
There's a reason that CZJ and MD live in Bermuda. There is no way in hell she could keep up the facade if she were living in the states. Just like some people have Dominos on speed dial, this beotch has nip on one line and tuck on the other. And I say beotch lovingly, she is a kunt with a capital C.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 5:44pm.
Here's CZJ smoking while preggers (topless - NSFW):
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_49_oglSjFeM/SOueXuVTJNI/AAAAAAAAAkw/XHm7pboL5J...
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GOOD LAWD!!! THIS AIN'T 1963 YA FUCKING PREGNANT SMOKING DOUCHEBAG, CATHERINE ZETA JONES!!!
(I wonder if the baby was a low birth weight. And yeah, those areolas are dinner plate sized. Bleh.)
Mothers-to-be that smoke make so many complications for their unborns: usually the bebe is small in size, needs speech therapy, occupational therapy, etc... later in life.
I've said this before and I'll say it again. CZJ used to be about three years older than me when she was a rising star. Now she is three years younger. Fact.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 5:44pm.
Here's CZJ smoking while preggers (topless - NSFW):
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_49_oglSjFeM/SOueXuVTJNI/AAAAAAAAAkw/XHm7pboL5J...
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Thanks for the clarification...makes sense.
And those nips are so huge they look like pasties.
Smoking (especially while pregnant) is so 1950's of her...she must be insane and not care for her offspring that much.
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Absolutely karmaskull, and their skin looks almost transparent: like a light coating of wax.
*shudder*
Funny but I've been told the same thing re: smoking "You don't look like a smoker" or "I never would have taken you as a smoker".
I smoke a lot less now but water is a smoker's best friend, water and more water.
ROO: she IS beautiful.
I really really hate to giver her props, but she really is a beautiful woman - plastic surgery or not.
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Yeah, she'll probably have half her face behind her ears by 60 & gigantic veneers. Whenever I see an old lady with plastic surgery that's what is looks like to me. Super taut skin & a mouth like a porcelain sink.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 6:04pm.
I think she uses Michael Douglas' plastic surgeon: granted, Gouglas has had too much and looks like shit but CZJ is doing it at a slower pace.
I think she uses Michael Douglas' plastic surgeon: granted, Gouglas has had too much and looks like shit but CZJ is doing it at a slower pace.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 5:58pm.
It didn't happen to me! *gets down on knees in thanks*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I agree Webbie...her plastic surgery is fantastic. She seems to have gone through a few sets of teeth too....that one pic looks like she chewed rocks for breakfast. Yikes.
I don't know what deal she made with Satan to look so good (would have NEVER pegged her as a smoker) but I just don't get the Michael Douglas love. I always thought he was arrogant and ugly. And his plastic surgery isn't looking so hot.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 5:50pm.
I love this pic, so here it is without the black bar:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/czj_young.jpg
They've got her on awfulplastic surgery.com, but I think she's got a miracle-worker for a doc. She's a heavy smoker.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/?s=catherine+zeta+jones