Let's Turn The Tiger Woods Saga Into A Gay Scandal!
My glitter hole can exhale now, because ever since I first posted this picture of the world's sexiest gay white tiger (aka Before They Were Stars: Lady CaCa) I've been waiting for the right moment to open his cage door again so he pose, pounce and prance for those who didn't get a taste of his sweetness the first time around. Well, the time is here thanks to this Tiger Woods story from Radar. Put a quarter in gay white tiger's cup and read on....
I've been saying to myself that this whole Tiger Woods debacle really needs more dick if it wants to be inducted into the Scandal Hall of Fame. Well, one of Tiger's mistress whores is trying to make that happen. According to Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, Tiger not only likes to putt poon with his tongue, but he also likes to putt peen with his tongue. And if you want all the popper-scented details, you will have to stick a roll of a million $1 bills into Loredana's cleavage. That's how much Loredana wants for her story.
A source claims that Loredana is working on a tell-all book, which will describe Tiger's his "healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door (MK note: MARY, how could you?!!!), girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods' sexuality."
Loredana's rep says she is in talks with several publishing companies regarding her tell-all.
There's a good chance that this Loredana trick is just sprinkling foil bits on our head and calling it glitter. The bitch's name is Loredana Jolie Ferriolo. Don't trust anyone who sounds like a third-rate villainess in a Jackie Collins novel. That being said, I will stay in my seat and patiently await the appearance of Tiger Woods' first gigowhore.
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Wow that fag is certainly vile looking...what's with his teefs?!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
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Hahahaha WTFOMG, that gave me a giggle:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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Mah pussy's hangin' out, y'all !!
I like to think that Woods used to have Federer on all fours. They were buddy-buddy for a while, RG would be the bottom, no doubt. Rumour has it Stanislas Wawrinka was the one giving him the goodies, though.
TTFN
Have we seen Tiger since the debacle?? I heard a rumor/supposition/guess on the radio the other day that Elin beaned him but good with that putter, opened up his face/head, and he's had to have corrective surgery which is now healing.
I guess I can't feel too bad for the cheater, but turn the genders around and suddenly it's domestic violence. If Tiger had caught Elin cheating and smacked her with a golf club, we'd all be hollering bloody murder, myself included. But because the woman hit the cheating, lying, scumbag man, we're all (myself included) GO ELIN!
Cultural or sexist??? I can't figure it out.
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:24am.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:45am.
mike,
"I guess I meant casual sex. Men are definitely more apt to sleep around than women."
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So you're talking gays?
If not then WHO are the straight guys sleeping with? WOMEN!!!
I guess I meant they're always trying, which leads to the "settling" I mentioned in my initial post.
Seriously, look in the craigslist personals or any hook-up-oriented dating site. The men far outnumber the women.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:24am.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:45am.
mike,
"I guess I meant casual sex. Men are definitely more apt to sleep around than women."
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So you're talking gays?
If not then WHO are the straight guys sleeping with? WOMEN!!!
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the end...
At least she didn't have him with a Habitrail in his butt or some shit.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Thanks for the pic. Now I won't be able to masterbate for at least a day.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:45am.
mike,
Don't most PEOPLE love sex? I've never found it to be guys more than girls, personally.
I guess I meant casual sex. Men are definitely more apt to sleep around than women.
At this point in the Tiger tale not even a Busby Berkeley themed musical orgy would barely raise a brow.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:45am.
mike,
Don't most PEOPLE love sex? I've never found it to be guys more than girls, personally.
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WORD.
And Mike, I still have yet to meet a gay guy who wishes Tiger was gay or thought he was hot. That is not one where wishful thinking applies.
"I Loooove my vagina....because my vagina makes moneyyyy!" - Molly Shannon as the late Anna Nicole Smith
El B: *giggle* wanna tweak them honey!
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:36am.
Where the hell are his nipples?
Why so interested? Wanna flick 'em with yer tongue? PERV! :o)
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Snowed in and bored.
mike,
Don't most PEOPLE love sex? I've never found it to be guys more than girls, personally.
But yeah, I don't think you can generalize why some people settle for the LCD or overcompensate for their personal problems through sex like Tiger has.
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FIST PUMP!!
loozer: oh that link is on fire!!! Yum, I can see why he's your avie.*fanning self*
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:21am.
I think that's mostly wishful thinking on the part of gay guys. A lot of guys LOVE sex, and most guys are willing to "settle" if they're desperate enough.
Sugaroo is correct Miz. It is Ricky Nelson.
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/50471494.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=49963...
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
Thanks Sug... so adorable, I love pandas and koalas and quantas...
2013 may be correct after all. I hope to never see her meltdown like that again: though amusing, her children are getting older and they don't need a crazy as a full-time mother.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:24am.
Ladies and Pleco, I give you Britney Spears circa 2013!
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How could I have missed the Cheetos-stained extensions!?!?!
You are hawk-eyed, Roo!
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She ripped them off from yesterday's Kate Gosselin thread.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:24am.
Ladies and Pleco, I give you Britney Spears circa 2013!
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How could I have missed the Cheetos-stained extensions!?!?!
You are hawk-eyed, Roo!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Miz, if you want to see all the pics of the baby panda, go to HuffPo. I am in wuv!
Yeah, I said 2013 because IMO this is the year Jamie will give up conservancy. After that it will just be a matter of weeks before Britters lets her true self out.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Could be Roo: he's so cute either way.
Never was into Ozzie and Harriet, my family was NOTHING like that.
AND I must confess, I love your panda avie.
EDITED: SHIT!! Totally Spears but I give it to 2015!!
Actually, now that I look into my crystal ball (aka bottle of green tea) I realize this is someone we all know and love to hate. Ladies and Pleco, I give you Britney Spears circa 2013!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I have heard before that men who compulsively hook up with just any broom with a skirt, deep down are just trying to prove to themselves they are str8 and drown out their homosexual tendencies...is either that or he is so addicted to sex that he'll do just anyone even dudes. As for the ho in question, her name sounds made up...any relation to Angelina? She looks trannylicious if that is her in the pic Radar posted.
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"I Loooove my vagina....because my vagina makes moneyyyy!" - Molly Shannon as the late Anna Nicole Smith
MK, I didn't give you permission to use a pic of me in my Easter outfit.
I really hope the tell all book talks about how Tiger banged that dude.
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:14am.
loozer!! Presley avie?
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I thought that was the son of Ozzie and Harriet. Ricky Something-with-the-inflated-lower-lip.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I see Freddie Fellatio colored his hair again. Pfffft! He looked much better when he went by the name of Brandon Davis.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
loozer!! Presley avie? Niiice.
As far as Tiger being into men, I really can't see that - he's too uptight. I'm shocked he even had mistresses!
She's got nothing.Advance denied.
Enough with Tiger's ugly whores. I happened to have the TV on in the background the other day while I was cleaning and one of them was on something crying saying she was the special one and thought they would be together forever...BARF!
Who the fuck didn't know Tiger was married? These fucking whores make me sick. Act like they aren't prostitutes, but take an awful lot of money for talking about all the sex they had with a married man.
He's a rich celebrity guy, I suppose it comes with the territory, although I make no excuses for that mangy Tiger. These women, however, make my skin crawl.
Btw, if Tiger did dip in the peen, I bet the gays keep secrets better than the skanks.
Lastly, who give a fuck.
While this new ho has found a new angle to set herself apart from the rest of the dingos, her story has all the veracity of a Tila Tequila tweet.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
I wouldn't belive this shit unless the bitch has pictures.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
I don't trust anyone.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/05/2010 - 3:56pm.
Just because a couple of the skanks Tiger slept with are rather manly (lookin' at you, Rachel and Jamie) does not mean he is on the peen. If Tiger had been on the recieving end of man-love, we would have known by now.
*puts a condom, toothbrush and pasties in gay white tiger's cup*
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
yes, loozer, he has that blonde, innocent look you like, mixed with the wild bad boy in chains for me!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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I would like to bring this kitty home, but I am afraid the fur would fly literally. Snowy and I would be fighting over him.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
I don't trust anyone with Jolie in their name.
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"I'm not an asshole. I'm just drawn that way." --BK
If you get enough, eventually you just want weird.
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Shiitake happens...
"Don't trust anyone who sounds like a third-rate villainess in a Jackie Collins novel."
*dies*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
If this is true why haven't any dudes come forward?
Or are man ho's less talkative than female hos?
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
I get the feeling this clown enjoys a tall refreshing glass of Fresca while using a light bulb to tan.
Michael's rambling on this story made a dizzy.
Wow, MK that was 5 years ago!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Eye bleach, please!!!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Is my fever running high? because I didn't follow one GD sentence of this post.
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Ben Folds.
Like I give a shit. Tiger's not fuckable and chicks were riding the dick for cash, we all know this.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
OOOh Thanks MK! I had forgotten about this stunning vision of manliness. I might have to switch from Coke to Pepsi.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...