Mimi Did It Again
Mimi followed up her Asti-sponsored drunk speech at the Palm Springs Film Festival by giving a possibly booze-fueled (or good shit-fueled) speech at last night's People's Choice Awards. But Mimi's speech wasn't the best part of her act (neither was her pit cleavage or back souffle).
The best part was watching her take approximately 6 hours and 22 minutes to get to the stage. For a few seconds there I thought CBS had cut to the National Geographic Channel and we were all witnessing a butterfly desperately trying to wiggle its way out of a cocoon made of Spanx. A beautiful wreck.
And even though I think Mo'Nique should get a Lifetime Achievement Oscar for the way she dramatically threw down a plate of pigs feet in Precious, the Academy should really give the Best Supporting Actress award to Mimi's moustache instead. This is a speech the world's soul needs to see.
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Man you guys are harsh, she looks a little thick. Not like Anna Nichole Smith in the Fat days thick but come on. Any one of you that says you wouldnt do her is gayer than Adam Fagbert. She still looks really sexy and her speech wasnt a total train wreck. Do you remember some of those Anna Nichole speeches when she was in the oxycodone zone, this is nothing like that. Those award shows are so borring who wouldnt drink at them>?
This bitch is so clueless. If anyone watches the video concentrate on her upper body and its proportion to her face. She looks like a linebacker from the neck down.
She's a jackass. But who isn't?
That dress is definitely not flattering for her frame and figure. Mariah's shoulders look like they are built like a linebacker's which makes her head look abnormally tiny.
I know that black men love booty, and most black women gladly grow it, but DAMN, this chick is half-white!!
They covered this event on the Howard Stern Show. Howard went nuts with this. He said Mariah Carey was wasted, acting like she won the Academy Award, and was very arrogant.
Whatever.
Well Mimi's just a natural for taking over for Paula Abdul, isn't she?
good god...must she always look like two skanky whores stuffed into half-a-dress??
Mariah's talent is undeniable but
a) can't she find a stylist that knows her correct size?
b) can't she find a speech writer so she doesn't ramble
c) can't she hire a bodyguard to haul her ass up on stage instead of hubby/slave?
d) can't she find a personal trainer to slim down the upper arms?
just a thought.
Can't hate on her. She has been a class act for many years, so what if she drinks or toots a bit too much (whatever) she has been omnipresent for the past 20 years and she always looks glam. She seems to have found happiness with Nick so good luck to her.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
i dont care what anyone says but i love love mariah carey.
Wow..really? She was coherent, she remembered to thank everyone, and she had the presence of mind to have Nick walk to to the stage just in case she tripped... she did fine. And, actually Palm Springs was not a disaster..she admitted she was drunk which was much better than most drunk asses do. Mariah may be uneducated, but she's talented and spunky. I like her.
Backfat city in thumbnail number 2. i do not think Mimi is fat, but she should stop stuffing herself in clothes that is JUST too small!
The drama of her dress was that it was so small and tight on her that she could barely walk, which would explain the pit cleavage and back souffle. Not a flattering dress at all, plus it made her look like a linebacker for the Detroit Rams! Her shoulders are HUGE!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
So, the drunk, white chick won the R&B category. Figures. These shows are sooooo stupid!
Mimi needs to find clothes that fit her. She's looking ridiculous lately.....
Snideychick sez:
Tottering up to the stage in a white dress and stoned out of her mind I thought she was going to start singing Happy Birthday Mr. President.
And she forgot to thank Nick for getting her to the hospital and having her stomach pumped after too much booze.
She still can't find a dress that fits. Shame.
She's not fat, she just consistently makes tragic fashion choices. She should never wear a tight, white dress, EVER. Not convinced that she is drunk--I think she is just a dullard.
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Mimi's such a fuckin hoot nowadays. She's got the whole classy lush thing downpat.
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damn, is it just me or is everybody being asshats about her weight? is she as thin as she was, no but i don't think she's fat at all, i think she's still beautiful. i have to say, if i saw her walking down the street and she wasn't famous, i would just view her as a beautiful woman. and yes, i am her size so i am skewed, perhaps. but fuck, being a 12, and i don't know what she is but that's what i am (with bigger boobs) is that suddenly the tale of moby dick?!! fuckin hell.
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Well her makeup here is FANTASTIC but.. I still can't stand her. This caught in a Sanrio store fantasy life of hers is grating.
I heart Haters- I adore your avatars... this one is a partic favorite. Glad to see you on here it's been a while.. unless I missed you I can't always skim all of the comments. I need to learn speed reading
She's on the *I don't poop anymore 'cos poop is icky* regime
because even her milquetoast husband refuses to wipe her ass
And she hasn't been able to bring herself to do it since her post glitter breakdown
So she craps about twice a year and that's when you see the thinner Mimi and all the bikini photoshoots
She's on her way to looking like an Aretha clone, huge nips and all. Quit that spaghetti MOORIAH!
ok, ok, she's not fat...truth be told, I'm not much smaller than Mimi (I'm size 10-ish)...but she is definitely drunk or on something that causes her to act like a drunk (I don't know, the 2010 version of qualuudes? maybe too much Xanax)....either way, she should avoid sequins (which is all she seems to be wearing lately) and she definitely needs to stop wearing such tight clothes, she looks like a cow most of the time! Enough said.
LisaH: that is the question of the year!!
She's either being hoisted by 2 poor sweaty guys, lifted on a crane all decked out in evening wear, held up by anyone just to take a STEP.
Argh!
I'm really starting to appreciate this booze hound more & more. Go Mimi!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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Don't want to butt in snowpiece but you will LOVE the lap band. I had it two years ago in March and it is the best thing I have ever done. If fact, I just had a tummy tuck on December 18 to get rid of the extra skin from losing weight.
The great thing about the lap band is that is very difficult to gain weight back. If you start eating too much, get the band tightened.
It is also a much safer surgery and much slower weight loss than Gastric.
Good luck!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
why the hell can she NEVER walk anywhere without being held up by someone--and i'm not talking about just walking up onto stages. she was a tiny thing when she started--those boob implants must have leaked fat into the rest of her body...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:27pm.
I am just thrilled that the fucking Kardashians were not there. If they were voted, "favorite reality show", I may have to go postal.
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If that does happen & you feel the need to "postalize" human toilet seat kim or her braindead siblings, post something here; I'm sure you'll have a stampede of dlisters clammoring to sign up for your crew...
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she isn't drunk..shes just stupid.
I love Mimi! Yes, she is getting HUGE, but, things are going really well for her otherwise.
I hate how much people put other people down because of their weight. I was a size zero before I had kids and I worked out like crazy and starved myself after and never lost the baby weight.
I will always be curvy. Mimi will always be curvy. Her music helped me through some of the hardest times in my life.
I'm happy for her, all the rest are just jealous haters.
"Now pass the wine cooler, you big black *****, their jingling baby, go head baby, their jingling baby, go head baby!"
she isnt drunk, this is how she is. Doesnt anyone remember her walking barefoot in broken glass years ago, then she was gone for a while? Accept her for the nutter she is, shine on Mimi.
I love how an artist who's last album didn't sell that well wins an award. I also love how these artists pretend that it wasn't bought.
Now back to MoeMoe. She looks like a call girl from Las Vegas. But what else is new.
I love Mimi! I think she's beautiful and sweet and talented. However, that dress is so tight it is crippling her. She is not fat! She is curvy. But I'm from Arkansas, and it is normal for women here to have the "traditional" build.
All Mariah needs is a big bow hat to complete her Aretha Franklin transformation. I thought she was gonna take the whole row of seats with her when she got up. And my gawd can't this woman find a dress she can walk in. She seems high on some benzos. Of course I wouldn't know anything about that. Okay I'm done.
TMZ has something posted about her (or someone) blaming her tight dresses for her acting all loopie. I don't know, maybe lack of full inhalation ability will do that to someone. But I doubt it unless she is locked in a room without ventilation.
All I gotta say is"Bitch, you out your alcoholic mind"...Eminem..haha
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:25pm.
I wish I were fat, I want to lick my own nipples :(
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Buy a pump and stretch the hell out of those fuckers...lol
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:48pm.
I just got a gander at Pleco's avie.
*makes note never to give Pleco a pic of me*
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Pleco's avie is what Tila would look like without her plastic surgeries, implants and if she ate something other than toe nail clippings and firefly wings.
On topic: If Mariah keeps this up she will need rehab for "exhaustion" again by the time awards season's is over. "Promises for Betty Ford" might as well be the name of her new single.
"I Loooove my vagina....because my vagina makes moneyyyy!" - Molly Shannon as the late Anna Nicole Smith
OMG - does she honestly think that by having her assistants cut out the size 14 tags from her dresses and replacing them with size 2 or 4 tags that she will magically have a smaller body? Has she looked in a mirror lately? To say baby got back is putting it mildly. She looks good, but the skin-tight strapless white fairy princess get-ups are NOT doing her any favors if she's still trying to pretend she has the body she had in 1990. Own up, Mimi.
Well, at least she is more covered than usual. I would rethink white as a color choice though. Is it just me, or is she wearing the same dress in different colors for each awards show?
You know J-Holyhellshesdelusional is steaming, hopping mad that Mimi has won some kind of acting award.
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She's looking more like Aretha Frankllin everyday. She's pretty, but she's deluded about her body. Totally classless. She could still look good, if she dressed for the body she had now and not the one she had 30 years ago.
It's true, she is a drunken fatass, but at least she's happy (and harmless)! And praise Xenu, she hasn't spawned yet!
The couple met at the Teen Choice Awards in 2005, a dream come true for Cannon who said Carey had always been his celebrity crush. "I'm like, 'Give me a chance,' " he said he told Carey.
The pair started dating in 2008, and Cannon proposed a few months later on the rooftop of her apartment, which he had decked out in pink-lavender balloons. He started eating a Ring Pop and then handed her one. She thought it was broken but he encouraged her to open it anyway. Inside was a 17-carat pink diamond engagement right. They were married in April 2008.
"I wake up," Cannon told Oprah, "feeling like the luckiest, most blessed man
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I just got a gander at Pleco's avie.
*makes note never to give Pleco a pic of me*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 1:42pm.
*SITS ON THREAD*
where are all the other bitches today? playing hookie?
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For a nanosecond there, I thought I read "Playing hooker?"
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her boobs! that pit! her butt! the back phat! and little husband nicky...wth. he needs to man up just a tad. she doesn't have a clue & that is hilarious.
I love it that Nick is fixing her dress, holding her hand, and walking her up there.