Open Post: Hosted By Ronald McDonald's Newest Enemy
Soon Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Birdie and Officer Big Mac will have to arm themselves with taser guns and patrol every McDonald's, because the crazies are turning it up!
Last week, a strung out McNuggethead was arrested for telling a McDonald's employee "You deserve a break today, bitch!" before punching her in the mouth. And now here's surveillance footage of Mary Lee Johnston a ho wreaking havoc on a Kansas City McDonald's after they denied her a refund for a burger she didn't like.
This crazy bitch even took her sippy cup to the bathroom, filled it up with sink water and threw it all over the employees. The employees should've tickled the ho with a fry to calm her down! DAMN. This confirms that McDonald's is putting the wrong stuff in their food.
The woman is still at large (jokes write themselves sometimes) and the police are currently searching for her. Um. Have they checked the Burger King's safe house?
(Thanks to all who sent this in)
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Somebody get her a show...LOL @ bucket of water
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I eat at that McDonald's quite often. They a bit ruuuuude. But, the nasty-ass customers (I said *I* eat there!) are ruder.
I used to work at a McDonald's while in highschool (so, y'know, 60 years ago), and I had some bitch of a customer throw her burger at me that she didn't like, screaming, "You RUINED this! It tastes like SHIT!!!"
Ah, Miss Manners is probably clenching right now.
Nasty Ass Ghetto Trash
"Poor Is The Man Whos Pleasures Depend on The Permission Of Another"
I swear they lace that shit with crack. Crack and laxatives.
She wanted a refund cos her 8 Big Macs tasted like shit? Good on her! Were the fries, Shake and McFlurries ok? Oink oink oinkitty OINK!
Fast food is Satans diarrhea.
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Snowed in and bored.
I love to sniff Burger King employee hairnets
i feel this womans pain. one time i was in the drive thru and they didnt put a straw in my bag. i simply ask for a straw and some crazy bitch pops up in the window "i put a straw in her bag!" so i ask again for a straw and as the one girl is giving me the straw the other bitch is still back there "i put a straw in her bag! she's lying!!" after i got my straw...which she musta been planning to spin into fucking gold or something... i told them to smile next time. then i drove off real fast cause im a pussy but i still got the last word.
These bitches go crazy for McDonalds.
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Forecast is calling for “fucking awful with a 90% chance of kill yourself.”
The woman at large's name is NeNe Leakes. Next.
I guess McDonald's policies have changed. Mind you this is going back many, many years, but I once witnessed while in line at McDonald's a man walk up to the counter with an empty Filet-O-Fish box (have you actually seen one of those close up?), tell the cashier it wasn't what he ordered at the drive-thru but he was so hungry that he ate it. And he would like a refund. They gave it to him without batting an eye. What a dink.
What a fat, stupid, piece of shit.
Land whale.
I'll be back in 2 hours when everyone else returns.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:17pm.
Where'd everybody go?
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Shift change. It's 5:13pm on the pacific coast. they're on their way home to do evening stuff and will be back later. The east coasters are finishing their dinners and will be here in about an hour.
Us unemployeds are here all the time.
2nd shift officially begins when you see Team Valtrex. Sandbitch works Graveyard (even though she's in Aussieland and its daytime for her).
Got it?
Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:52pm.
If the burger was truly bad, she would have known after 1 or 2 bites and would have brought it back up, in which case they would have happily replaced it. She didn't bring anything back up. Just some piece of trash trying to get her meal for free.
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i used to work at chevy's (and i'd have to drink and do coke in the bathroom to deal with it and that stupid birthday song we had to sing with the sombrero) and inevitably at LEAST once a night there would be a large, loud family who would eat 95% of their fajitas/whatever was most expensive with extra everything and 1,000 soda refills and then demand to talk to the manager because "that food be nasty"...and they always won because no one wanted to deal...such a scam...ugggh, i hate people like that.
That's how I reacted after they told me that they had taken double cheeseburgers off their menu.
Hello!
Goodbye!
Oh please, when I worked at McDonald's back in the day I had a chair thrown at me... and the guy threatened to force my face into the pommes frites frier... so I showed him my middle finger.
OMG, I just watched the walrus video in the CT contest. TRIP!
If the burger was truly bad, she would have known after 1 or 2 bites and would have brought it back up, in which case they would have happily replaced it. She didn't bring anything back up. Just some piece of trash trying to get her meal for free.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:39pm.
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You are SO smart! I would even sew my spare heating pad into it to keep the poor little dinosaur warm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:25pm.
Well, then I'm going home. My freaking toes are so numb from cold I can barely feel them. My fingers are so cold I have to keep retyping because of mistakes. Fuck this (damn under insulated office).
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So that's your breath I keep seeing thru my monitor.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:27pm.
Babu, see? You never ordered my DListed Snuggie! That's what yew get!
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Hold the phone! I'm the one trying to give away a perfectly good (pretty much) brand new snuggie to any hor who wants it. It always wanted to throw down with me.
*glares at Snuggie draped over kitchen chair*
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FedEx it to Iguana Territory. Rasc could use it for her new friend.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:25pm.
Well, then I'm going home. My freaking toes are so numb from cold I can barely feel them. My fingers are so cold I have to keep retyping because of mistakes. Fuck this (damn under insulated office).
No, lets go to Thailand instesd...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:27pm.
Babu, see? You never ordered my DListed Snuggie! That's what yew get!
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Hold the phone! I'm the one trying to give away a perfectly good (pretty much) brand new snuggie to any hor who wants it. It always wanted to throw down with me.
*glares at Snuggie draped over kitchen chair*
Damn, those SheBoons never take a break!
Babu, see? You never ordered my DListed Snuggie! That's what yew get!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Well, then I'm going home. My freaking toes are so numb from cold I can barely feel them. My fingers are so cold I have to keep retyping because of mistakes. Fuck this (damn under insulated office).
jazzy they went to get their damn Snuggies!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Morbid, I'm right there with you. Just swept the sidewalks for the 3rd time today & it's still freakin' snowing. Changed into flannel jammies & have a heating pad on my lap. Swilling last of only 2 beers in house.
*punts kitty*
Where'd everybody go?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:01pm.
OMG. *repeatedly stabs screwdriver into wall*
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As we all learned on Tuesday.. that is NOT where a screwdriver goes.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:58pm.
Hi Horz !
Its snowing like a bitch outside, please dont brag if youre in a warmer climate. Im cold and bitchy....... it may lead me to violence.
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Too late.
"@ Genny. OTC meds only take care of the sypmtoms and they make me sleepy. Which is why I'm back on Dlisted. I have to pack and shit, but I got tired, the backache returned! So I thought I'd take a lil break and come back.
I have tylenol cold medicine and stuff, but if I take it now, it won't prevent the cold from coming.... I do believe that chocolate dipped shortbread cookies might knock this cold out. I'm on #3, 5 to go. Ruh Roh. The BetterH just took away the cookies"
=( damn this weather. eat the cookies. take a nap.
Its a YES YES HOLE!! haha
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Ben Folds.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:00pm.
The best thing about the warm beaches in Thailand is that people will bring the beers out to you. Maybe get a massage later.
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OMG. *repeatedly stabs screwdriver into wall*
Submitted by Genny18 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:52pm.
DD shove a bunch of medicine in you!
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LOL. That sounds kinda violent. Leave my NO-NO hole aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
The best thing about the warm beaches in Thailand is that people will bring the beers out to you. Maybe get a massage later.
Attacking iguanas - sounds like something Stephan King would write about.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:51pm.
@ DiamondDawg
DD, I don't have electrical blankets or heating pads. I live in a subtropical climate
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I was kidding, hon. The Iguana Tales!!
@ Genny. OTC meds only take care of the sypmtoms and they make me sleepy. Which is why I'm back on Dlisted. I have to pack and shit, but I got tired, the backache returned! So I thought I'd take a lil break and come back.
I have tylenol cold medicine and stuff, but if I take it now, it won't prevent the cold from coming.... I do believe that chocolate dipped shortbread cookies might knock this cold out. I'm on #3, 5 to go. Ruh Roh. The BetterH just took away the cookies.
Hi Horz !
Its snowing like a bitch outside, please dont brag if youre in a warmer climate. Im cold and bitchy....... it may lead me to violence.
Freaking rasc is my herooooooooo!
*tattoos lil rasc on my left buttcheeck*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
L_R you are way braver than me!
My animal story for the day:
I was driving down the main road in my town (4 lane highway with center turning lane) and I see the two local cops parked in the center lane, lights flashing.
I thought there was a wreck in the other direction.
My friend in the passenger seat hollers "Slow down there's horses!" and on our side of the road running through a business front yard were three big Clydesdales, panicking.
We didn't see what happened to them or why they were there but their tracks were in the snow on the side of the highway for about a quarter mile coming from a side road up a hill.
On our way back we drove up the side road looking for tracks and assumed the horses must have ran up the road to the highway. The tracks continued about another quarter mile beside the highway from where we initially saw the horses.
I have occasionally seen a loose cow and more deer than I can count but never horses. I kept expecting to see the Budweiser wagon somewhere.
DD shove a bunch of medicine in you!
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Ben Folds.
@ DiamondDawg
DD, I don't have electrical blankets or heating pads. I live in a subtropical climate.
Lil' Wascal, You are too kindhearted!
About time to slide home. Night y'all.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
Way to go, lil rasc! Yay warm iguana! It luvs you now -- keep it warm & leave some fruit/veg near its head.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:32pm.
The scary thing about iguanas is that if they get cold they will search out a warm blooded mammal and use their teeth and claws to burrow into the body for warmth. It is usually a very sudden and violent last ditch attack to stay alive.
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Ack! *add iguana repellent to imaginary emergency kit*
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KEEP A GIANT TEDDY BEAR IN YOUR BACKYARD!
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:43pm.
Iguana update.
I've warmed a child's blanket and a big towel in a dryer. I put the towel on the ground, rolled the iguana onto it with a shovel and covered it with a warm blanket, and tucked it all around it. It kept looking at me without blinking. Animal control person told me it will hopefully revive the creature.
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OH SHIT, lr!!!! JUST GIVE IT A HEATING PAD ALREADy.I KNOW YOU HAVE AN OUTLET IN YOUR BACKYARD TO PLUG IT INTO.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE THE LIZARDS!!!
XOXOXOXO
SUCK-A-FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (from Donnie Darko)
My sore drippy throat is back! Right after I got done telling Genny that EMERGEN-C is the shit! I downed two more packets.
I CANNOT Have a cold right now!! NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 4:43pm.
Iguana update.
I've warmed a child's blanket and a big towel in a dryer. I put the towel on the ground, rolled the iguana onto it with a shovel and covered it with a warm blanket, and tucked it all around it. It kept looking at me without blinking. Animal control person told me it will hopefully revive the creature.
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YAY!
Iguana update.
I've warmed a child's blanket and a big towel in a dryer. I put the towel on the ground, rolled the iguana onto it with a shovel and covered it with a warm blanket, and tucked it all around it. It kept looking at me without blinking. Animal control person told me it will hopefully revive the creature.