Would You Hit....No, I Wouldn't Do That To You
Michael Lohan, the nut-covered piece of caca that refuses to be removed from the Internet's shoe, attended a press conference yesterday in Milmont Park, PA for a celebrity boxing match. Vaginas beware!
In case you're wondering in what world Michael Lohan is considered a "celebrity," you should know that the other celebrity participants include the town's second most popular weed man (the first is on a buying trip to Vancouver), Suzanne Roberts' day nurse and some bitch who was almost cast in The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Michael was joined at the press conference by Jon Grosselin's former blue moon bitch Kate Major Fail. Word on the stroll is that Kate and Michael are dating, but she was all over Baby Huey's stand-in at the press conference. Maybe Michael, Kate and Baby Huey Jr. are a threesome. Who knows? And really, who wants to know? That's a skeleton that needs to grab War & Peace, have a seat and stay in its closet.
Here's a few more pictures of Michael that will make your genitals want to kick themselves. And The Situation should slow down his situation, because he could look exactly like this in 20 years.
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Cunt punting idiot...it's time to grow up.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Lohan is a failure as a husband and father and is a complete waste of skin. He's in his mid-50's but he still thinks he's a 20 year old. Doesn't he see his receeding hairline, eye bags, and slack skin when he looks in the mirror?
As for Baby Huey's stand in, he was last seen kissing Haley Glassman. Now he's kissing Kate Major. He must like Job Gosselin's sloppy seconds and thirds. Yeah, he has high standards!
So Michael Lohan is always preaching about drug abuse (cuz supposedly he's stopped using, rolling my eyes) and yet he might be with this Kate Major chick who you just know is using, I mean she has to be if she's with ML and possibly Baby Huey who fucked Jenna Jameson without protection...
i thought michael lohan claimed that she was his niece or cousin when she was dumped by gosselin?
I'd hit it.
God help me, I'd hit it.
Why isn't this fucking idiot taking care of the kids named on his tattoo? LiLo is fucked by beyond belief and being measured for a coffin right now. Ali isn't in school. Who are the other two?
Line this maggot and WO against a wall and just let a firing squad solve the problem.
Two less attention sluts in the world.
Note to Michael Lohan - Tattos and baseball caps on men in their late 40's (or early 50's) don't make them look younger, just draw attention to the fact that they're no longer in their twenties.
And the only way I'd hit that is if it was crossing the street and I was behind the wheel of a winnebago from the 70's with peeling paint.
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Shiitake happens...
Or is it a turnip?
Cool, a flamin' Strawberry!
Who the fuck let's Christian Audigier design his tattoos? Ick. NAST!
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
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I'd hit it with a four-wheel drive Chevy Suburban at 65 miles per hour, slam it into reverse and hit it again, then do burnouts on the greasy slick that remains!
MK - did Baby Huey & Jenna Jameson break up? Why's he kissin on Kate Major? He's such a tool. I almost like Michael Lohan MORE than him.
Why does this nasty asswart want to be infront of the cameras? He is fug as sin. Makes me feel bad for blohan.
man, this guy is pathetic. he's so gross and just... unnecessary.
He is like the weird, touchy uncle nobody talks about.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Haha @the situation look-a-like. Vomit
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Yes MK please don't give this idiot more air time! He's awful!
Kate M looks like the girl who thought she was hot in a small town high school because her class was like 50 people (half not even girls) and she had (bleached) blond hair so that was her default role. But then she went to LA with stars in her eyes and realized she couldn't even give extras in a movie a run for their money.
Two people with no talent gripping onto each other and the slippery (and melting) iceberg of 'fame'? I'm shocked!
I'll hit it with my boot after I just stepped in dog-doo
god do I hate this man...i mean really really hate him. Why the hell is he even in the news...that waste of air daughter, but every time I see him, I feel sorry for her...I would just absolutely DIE if this was my father...he is a major fucktard piece of shit from hell....
"That's a skeleton that needs to grab War & Peace, have a seat and stay in its closet."
ed zachary!
there is no excuse for this sort of behaviour once you're past the age of 25. i mean really. showing off new tattoos? necking with a woman in front of cameras? blech.
STOP MAKING ME FEEL SORRY FOR BLOHAN!!!
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He is so nassy-looking. Weak mouth, loose and fleshy chin, turkey neck, rapidly receding hairline. And look at him trying to flex his bicep in the pics. Nice try, Flabby McFlaccid.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
I'm a slut, but no thanks.
He looks like he could be christopher meloni's (melonhead for long) retarded brother
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Sure I'd hit it. With a bullet train running at top speed.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Please stop with this asshole MK, please.
With a Louisville Slugger.
Wow, I live like 2 minutes from there and had absolutely no clue...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 2:53pm.
*hands Momus Louisville Slugger*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I just ruined my lunch.
Ugh, that FACE.
The Situation already looks like he is Michael Lohan's age.
Dude's face is busted for a 20something guy and requires a bag on his face to be fuckable. All that tanning doesn't help either.
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"I Loooove my vagina....because my vagina makes moneyyyy!" - Molly Shannon as the late Anna Nicole Smith
Remember Joey Buttafucco?
Exactly.
And he had 2 or 3 tv movies telling his story.
that ain't The Situation.
Would I hit it?
Anyone got a Louisville slugger handy?
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouche!
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"I'm not an asshole. I'm just drawn that way." --BK
I can't believe anyone would pay him to do anything!
pic#8...that tank top is inappropriate!!!
HE IS AN inappropriate HUMAN BEING!
Coma Caca!
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gawd, he's gross!
wife beater trash
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I just had to sanitize my laptop with bleach after reading this.
I don't know why I thought that was another Marc Jacobs vacation pic.
" And The Situation should slow down his situation, because he could look exactly like this in 20 years." ahahahahahahaha (pees in her banana leaf underwear)
I heard they both got matching tats! fools!! He's so gross!!
Coma Caca!
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Excuse me while I go burn the kissing images out of my memory banks.