The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For January 7th!

Not to be outdone by big sister Kim, Khloe releases her honeymoon sex tape. - My Own Evil Twin

Runners-up:

Michael Lohan has finally found a worthy pastime where he can shed his douchy turtleneck and also spend some time in the limelight. - Wanted

The merger between Sea World and Vivid looked better on paper. - OurMissC

The 'Biggest Loser' lap swim session turned ugly when a contestant was so hungry, he ate his own penis. - seejaneclick

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Wanted on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 4:48pm.

yay! but that khloe caption is PRICELESS hahahhahahaaaaaaa

Submitted by shescracked on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 3:53pm.

I really can't believe you don't know this is where KANYE'S BLOG UPDATES COME FROM.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 12:20pm.

Supoib walrus gobblers!!!

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Snowed in and bored.

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:09am.

Hahahaaa!
Way to go winners!

Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:25am.

Congrats to My Own Evil Twin for a hilarious win! Congrats also to wanted and seejaneclick. There were lots of great captions this time, glad I didn't hafta choose. Thanks MK! xoxoxoxox @ Snowy and Centaurious!

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:16am.

My Own Evil Twin ahahhahahah that was awesome
congrats everyone!
Miss C xoxoxoxox

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:02am.

LOL...these are all hilarious!

Congrats, winners, especially OurMissC...
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Submitted by Hot_Gay_Republican on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 8:26am.

Jealous Much?

Submitted by atlantapug on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 8:25am.

And a million men just wished they were a Manatee.

Submitted by Mopa on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 7:25am.

Thar He Blows!

Submitted by better2seeuwith on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 7:21am.

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Submitted by Deusex on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 5:43am.

Don't look now - Perez is on to another exclusive.

Submitted by Mitchymitch on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 4:06am.

I don't have a caption, but, bitch literally had to come up for air.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 2:03am.

Beth Ditto plays the flute? Naked? Underwater? Is there no limit to her skills?

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Snowed in and bored.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 1:55am.

Autoeroti..ca..choo.

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Snowed in and bored.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 1:51am.

Cum to Semenworld - tastes like fish.

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Snowed in and bored.

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 1:37am.

♪ A dog licks his balls because ````` he can. A walrus sucks his own dick because ```` he can. I'm glad men can't do that b/c we females wouldn't be able to get them out of the bathroom!!

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 1:22am.

Now THIS is the correct way to respond when they are out of McNuggfish.

Submitted by amashlee on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 12:58am.

Tennessee Tuxedo: Chumley.......WHAT......THE.....PHUCK ????????

Chumley: DUUUUHHHHHHH....Gee, Tennessee....it tastes just like penguin

Submitted by DirkDiggler on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 12:51am.

"Come on Michael" said the Walrus. "If you could do this you'd never post another useless article on D-listed again!"

Submitted by DirkDiggler on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 12:48am.

Hmmmm, "Taste's like Chicken!

Submitted by paula_abdul on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 12:42am.

Cut... Mr. Jeremy, you're free to go to lunch. We have your body double here.

Submitted by kyky on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 12:35am.

Chyna, desperate for money, hopes another sex tape will be just the career boost she needs.

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"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack"

- Snoop

Submitted by cat2010 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:53pm.

Hot slut of the year!!!!!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:32pm.

When you play "I am the Walrus" backwards at 10 times the speed of sound...this is what you see.

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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Submitted by Mimi-LaRue on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:06pm.

Boy,oh boy, the second time Oprah interviewed Kirstie Alley in swimwear sure was different from the first.

Submitted by cliff777 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:54pm.

I didn't even know Michael Moore had a new documentary out.

Submitted by ReallyNow on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:39pm.

PETA confirmed that no animals were harmed in the making of this film.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:39pm.

Silly walrus! You can't blow yourself up that way!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by ReallyNow on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:30pm.

Do you think that the walrus thinks he tastes just like chicken?

Submitted by ReallyNow on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:28pm.

You laugh, but if Richard Gere could have attempted this, he wouldn't have bought all those gerbils.

Submitted by ReallyNow on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:27pm.

St. Angie really needs to stop watching old porn video tapes of Brad and Jennifer's sex life.

Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:21pm.

I am the Walrus, goo goo g'job goo goo g'job goo goo g'job. Goo goo g'job.

Submitted by nerdynerdenstein on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:13pm.

After a scarring screening of the first cut of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the producers insisted that Grandpa Joe and Charlie burp to save themselves in the Bubble Room and not any other actions.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:47pm.

Finally Mr. Wilford Brimley and his family bring some class to St. Barts.

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Submitted by sarabod on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:46pm.

Looks like Cinemax will be airing Poochinski after all these years.

Submitted by sarabod on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:44pm.

Tusk, tusk, little walrus! This is a family friendly acquarium!

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:38pm.

The security footage that got Shawn Merriman off...

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:36pm.

This is why they club seals but not walruses....

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:21pm.

Invitro fertilization does not always result in pregnancy. Here's why.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:47pm.

"Aaah...no thanks. I'll stick to swimming with dolphins."
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:45pm.

If you hold the "Fleetwood Mac: Tusk" album cover up to the mirror, this is what you see.

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."