Thursday, January 7th 2010
BANANAS (Eat Them)
No, these are not pictures from BODIES: The Exhibition. It's Rachel "Chupa" Zoe keeping her bones toasty hot in St. Barts. And while she's doing that, I think I'll go and lick every picture on ThisIsWhatYoureFat.com. I'll save you a spot at the table, Chupa.
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Hey Rach you are still fat why don't you shrink the boobs by a few cups. Then you'll be skinnier by a couple of pounds.
In all seriousness that chick is dying from malnutrition.
Does malnutrition cause osteoporosis? Because I haven't seen a hunchback like that on anyone under 75.
P.S. Gag me with a spoon.
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This sack of bones must feel like shit on a daily basis but thinks it is normal. Eat something, be FIT and happy, damn.
thank you for my new avie.
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Is it just me, or does it look like she's Botoxing and plumping her face in order to look younger from the neck up, and then starving herself into organ failure so she can look like an undernourished 100 year-old from the neck down. Who in their right fucking mind would hire this woman as a stylist? Seriously, THIS is who you would trust to tell you how to look good.
Bitch, get some help. Swallow some food. Eat every carb that comes your way, because aside from looking like a barbecued piece of shit, you have got to be killing yourself, for real.
Sad!!!
WHAT...A...LARD...ASS.
WOW- that side shot is super scary. That is just way too thin and completely unattractive.
I don't know why but on this 75th birthday for Elvis, I think Zoe should eat a favorite sammich of his. Grilled w/ butter peanut butter, honey, banana, and bacon sammich, she'd probably have an aneurism trying to eat that.
Wow, shockingly ick. There's thin and healthy and then there's holocaust starvation. :(
Remember in The English Patient when Ralph Fiennes had to leave badly injured Kristin-Scott-Thomas alone in a cave to go for medical help?
And then he was arrested for months, busted out and killed a guy and turned traitor to the Germans just so he could get back to the cave to save her?
This is what she looked like when he FINALLY got there.
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the amount of posters claiming sympathy for this sad fucking sack is astonising. guess what? as far as chupa is concerned, she looks fab and we are all poorly dressed fatties.
wtf her boobs are sagging worse than my grandmother's. She's making a great PSA for anorexia.
I honestly feel sorry for her. She obviously has a real problem and is in complete denial about it. Why doesn't her husband intervene, tell her that she looks very unhealthy and get her some help? I don't get how he could even want to have sex with someone who looks so ill and malnourished!
That's not Renee Zellwegger preparıng for Brıdget Jones IV?
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Submitted by starfishing on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 5:09am.
Rachel Zoe looks 94.
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Seriously. Isn't she in her 30's? She's had work done and STILL looks like something the cat dragged in.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/rachel_zoe_mid_face_lift.jpg
Did her show get canceled? I haven't seen it since her crew people were fighting.
Rachel Zoe looks 94.
It seems like even her vapidness has decided to exit her body. I don't feel sorry for her. It's bitches like her that create this bullshit fantasy smoke and mirrors shit that drives people to do insane things to their body. Eat a fucking sandwich bitch and fade the fuck away.
These photos actually make me feel sorry for her. I hope she gets the help she needs.
Wow. How sad. I hope she gets some help.
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Submitted by CillaBlack on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:36pm.
whoooah.... SOMEONE looks a little fat in these photos.
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And who would that be??? The only person in these photos looks like she was just liberated from Dachau.
Ginger, I would suggest still seeking help.....meaty calves? the suggestion of a cankle? My god, what do you think of the fittest of female athletes and dancers that might even have muscular toned legs or strong ankles? Ya know you can't really jump, run or get on point with scrawny-granny ankles. Are they all fat to you?
Submitted by ginger_t on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 5:47pm.
How does she still have meaty looking calves and a suggestion of a cankle? She's probably still starving herself to get rid of those, too. I love the next to last pic, where she looks like she's bracing herself against a 2 inch high wave.
I was anorexic. I get it. The body dysmorphia literally makes you think you are seeing a fat bulge when it's a bone bulge. I scared myself out of it when I started developing dyslexia, which persists today. Nothing has made her hit rock bottom yet, and like my family, her friends/loved ones are in denial and/or can't handle big emotions. To this day my sister will claim I was never anorexic, even though I was 5' 6", 90 lbs., didn't have a period for a year, and wore sweaters throughout the LA summer.
The sad part is that this walking corpse is considered a "style icon" by (young) women everywhere. Nicole Richie was well on her way to becoming her when she was under her spell.
What a whale!
Osso Buco
The saddest flapjacks ever!!
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
she looks like one of them saggy breast women on the discovery channel that carry straw baskets on their head and speak to you by clicking their tongues.
Body by Adderall and Clenbuterol.
whoooah.... SOMEONE looks a little fat in these photos.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:59pm.
Kentucky? That's worse! I kid! I took my son there ages ago to Mammouth Cave. We had a blast. That's back when he wanted to hang out with his mommy.
*wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:03pm.
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I know, bad Babu. I was in a bad place then. But now I'm in Kentucky......wait, what?!? I might hate it here but not gonna do anything that dumb again.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:59pm...DAMN! You are lucky to be alive, missy! No more of that!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:33pm.
Babu, how did you hurt yourself??
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I washed down a bottle of ambien with a fifth of vodka. Must have gotten up while ambien'd out, fell face first on the ground, ruptured an artery in my brain, lost a shitload of blood, laid there for 24 hours unconcious, then texted my ex-husband the word "help." The closest hospital for the ambulence just happened to have a great psych ward. And Babu lives! Yay!
SHE. DIES.
her heart is SHUTTING. IT. DOWN.
Submitted by Cake666 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:55pm.
There's nothing fuckin' natural about ...... having teabags fer tits.
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And used ones at that. :P
Only pro anorexics would call this natural.
There's nothing fuckin' natural about being able to count yer bones and having teabags fer tits.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:25pm.
Now I am being called a hippo?!! whaaaaa??!!!! Hippo is Chupacabra's head!
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No. I wasn't calling you a hippo! It just reminded me of Donnie Darko.
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No worries! I couldn't find a clip on this in youtube to see it. if you can find it...post it thanks. I wanna see. ha!
Coma Caca!
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@ Bossy...wow...Stop punishing your BH!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Last comment: so for the heck of it I showed BH a picture from this post and his reaction was, "oh geeeeess, please don't show me that again"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:39pm.
Ugly hobag. You don't want to eat? Who cares.
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I'm with you, Mani. Ugly inside AND out.
Had BH look at this picture (Rachel Zoe, left, and photoshopped size 8 on right). http://lh4.ggpht.com/chatblanc1/SKGhxyeTaqI/AAAAAAAAAaU/3i1xzCu43EU/zoe_...
I gave him no background, just said to pick which one he liked more. He chose the size 8. He said the picture on the left looked like she was going to die or something. Interesting.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:34pm.
Dont women get bloated/puffy face when they are bulimic? She probably gets all excited that her bones are visible.
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Yeah, I think there's some bloating with starvation.
Very sick body image: look what I achieved - my pointy bones! woo!
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Honestly, I think she's naturally pretty thin. But in these pictures she's a naturally thin woman who is also not eating very much. Whether it be due to stress, too much work and too little time to eat, or whatever, she definitely needs to increase her caloric intake at least so her bones don't show so pounced on her chest.
Ugly hobag. You don't want to eat? Who cares.
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Well..unfortunately at this point it isn't even about her "looks". Shes dangerously thin, so anything can happen now. Nevertheless, I've recently come to know someone thinner than her. The poor woman is so thin that she doesn't even fit into a size zero. Size zero clothes hang off of her all loose and baggy. If someone skips a meal she'll put her serious face on to tell them that skipping a meal isn't a good idea. Her level of sarcasm and obvious anger is just beyond the beyond. There's nothing anybody can say or do for women like these. They're pretty much hell bent on self destruction, so let them have at it. Theirs is just another funeral to go to, that's all.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:30pm.
What's weird is her face looks puffy. Must be totally plumped with filler.
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Dont women get bloated/puffy face when they are bulimic? What is really funny is I bet she thinks she looks fabulous. She probably gets all excited that her bones are visible.
Babu, how did you hurt yourself??
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Now I KNOW that her husband is gay and theirs is a marriage of convenience. Who could be "married" to that thing and still manage to get it up to "perform"? Sticking a dick through a hole in a concrete wall would be more preferable to that!
Who'd want to sleep with that shit?
What's weird is her face looks puffy. Must be totally plumped with filler.
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