Thursday, January 7th 2010
A Clip From One Of Blohan's Nightmares
Anthony Bourdain tells us to not make any Lindsay Lohan jokes (too late) as he's about to set fire to 6 tons of cocaine. 6 TONS OF COCAINE! ON FIRE! The bad shit hasn't tickled my nose hairs since I was in elementary school, and even I shed a tear. The entire Lohan family is probably lying in the fetal position on the bathroom floor.
The truth is, they didn't need to set that stuff on fire. If they needed it to disappear in a few minutes, they should've invited Wino and Pete Doherty over. In fact, Petey probably hired a helicopter to fly over the cokefire so he could inhale fumes.
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*gets 100ft long skinny PVC pipe*
*snoooooooooooooooooooooooooort*
*cries*
Even though I wasn't very fond of the flakey pearl.....Imma go get some Orajel and make my mouth numb in rememberance.
*crying my eyes out*
*pauses briefly for a moment of silence*
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This hurts, I can't watch. Wait, you mean that Anthony dude is a cop?? wait.. I thought he was like Food Network or some shit. Oh jeez. Old people business.
how mean, LOL
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I didn't see the coke burning...
My guess is they extinguished the flame quickly after the cut and made a quick $ with it.
i'd curl up like a little baby and cry if i was there.
that was a clip from MY fuckin nightmare! those selfish pricks! i couldnt even watch the video all the way through...
Bourdain often seems stoned on something and/or heavily intoxicated on many of his shows but he can't ever touch the sloshed hilarity of Graham Kerr of The Galloping Gourmet.
so who is this guy everyone is raving about? his website is out of order.
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Holy SHIT!!! Notice how Anthony keeps "adjusting" his mask!!! LMFAO!!!! And, I thought I heard a lot of sniffing in the background too.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Go Bourdain!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!
Pure undiluted awesome.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
you could cocaine nose rot just by looking at that much of it.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:31pm.
6 TONS OF COCAINE! ON FIRE!
That's why Hohan and her sister Ali were crying at St. Barts.
HA! I immediately thought of that too.
I've never done coke.. hell, I've never even felt any temptation to do it. Which is pretty amazing, considering how a lot of my friends turned out. It always struck me as such a cheesy disco drug.
In re-reading my post, I thought it may come across as sounding that I am pro-cocaine but nothing could be further from the truth. It's caused major damage in my family due to the addiction of an immediate family member...who is 100% sober now and has been for years. While it was going on, it was wretched to watch and I know many others here have experienced similar crises...either as the user or the relative/loved one. I certainly don't want to offend anyone but my point only was that any drug is/can be bad. It's not just the cokeheads who have the issues. Thanks.
well,I am on the same page as Charles M...I danced with a cocaine addiction, that took me to skid row...from working in the studios, to practically homeless hanging out in tents in downtown L.A., which ain't nothing nice. I tried so long to quit, and what I said earlier was in jest. I am not 100% sober I smoke weed and drink every blue moon, but the cocaine was my biggest monkey/gorilla I have ever dealt with in my life...and believe me I have had some doozies!! So with that...cocaine really and truly is the devils drug, and I can't tell you how much I have lost behind it...but thank God I have my life still, and faith....and can laugh again...which really is the key...don't mean to sound preachy, but I have really been down the cocaine/crack road...and it is hell on earth...
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:17pm.
It's funny how coy people are being about coke on this thread. What, coke is bad and addictive? I've known more potheads and drunks in my day that couldn't give it up than cokewhores. Addictive substances are addictive, no matter what they are. I loved me some coke, and loved staying up all night even more!
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You're right! A drug is a drug is a drug. Some people like to act all righteous as if their drug of choice is fine but some other drug is BAAADDD. Not to say coke or any other substance of abuse (including alcohol, caffeine and nicotine...the legal drugs) is not bad and just fine to indulge in, but it's all in where you snap your chalk line. I know people who could hoover up coke like nobody's business but tsk-tsk the "losers" who do meth because meth is some nasty stuff. Come on!! Everyone justifies their own addictions and almost everyone has one or another... it's not always drugs.
Anyway, Bourdain was likely in a Lohan fetal position ( on the inside) as well. I love the guy to death, but don't think for one minute his halo is on totally straight and perfectly shiny. A funny story...I received a spam email from an online "pharmacy" that advertised the hard to find meds. It was from South America and part of their pitch was to name-drop Bourdain as their favorite and frequent celebrity customer. I thought, jeez, talk about being discreet...not! If he really is a customer and gets wind of the dubious honor they bestow on him in their mass mailings, he won't be a customer for long.
Here here. I had friend who was a pot head. Stoned all day, all the time. She was nutz, but funny and fun. She never drank or did coke, never interested. For some reason, one day she did a bit, and it was all over. Cokey McCokerson, all the time. She got irritating as fuck, skinny as all shit, rude and annoying, downright mean, stopped working, and I really hate to think how she's supported herself, besides bumming off of her friends for years, which was part of how she never got evicted. I can't believe she is still alive.
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:31pm.
Yeah I used to hang out with people who snorted coke growing up and they all turned into assholes after they started doing the shit on a regular basis. I dunno where any of them are 6-7 years later today except for one, and she stays messed up on whatever drug/drink/pill she can get her hands on AND she has kids, too. I just decided to remove myself from the company of addicts a long long time ago and I don't think I'm missing out on much.
The video won't play for me. It loads all the way but won't play. So where did the cocaine come from and why were they burning it?
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Honestly I would cry over them burning that much weed. Coke, could'nt care less!!!!!!!
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That was like a re-enactment of Chris Farley's cremation.
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Damn!! Talk about drug abuse!
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I'm your huckleberry...
6 TONS OF COCAINE! ON FIRE!
That's why Hohan and her sister Ali were crying at St. Barts.
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I don't know about anybody else on this thread, but I am not being coy. I honestly prefer downers!
It's funny how coy people are being about coke on this thread. What, coke is bad and addictive? I've known more potheads and drunks in my day that couldn't give it up than cokewhores. Addictive substances are addictive, no matter what they are. I loved me some coke, and loved staying up all night even more!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I have been sober for years but I probably would have leaned in for a good whiff...just cuz the smell of burning coke makes me nostalgic.
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:43pm.
Why are you typing in CAPS?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:31pm.
Yeah I used to hang out with people who snorted coke growing up and they all turned into assholes after they started doing the shit on a regular basis. I dunno where any of them are 6-7 years later today except for one, and she stays messed up on whatever drug/drink/pill she can get her hands on AND she has kids, too. I just decided to remove myself from the company of addicts a long long time ago and I don't think I'm missing out on much.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:38pm.
Nothing more depressing than hearing the birds chirp w/ a Keystone light in your hand.
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Nothing worse than waking up New Years Day after 5 hours of sleep and finding you've killed the Box O'Wine!
THIS IS NOT A WHATEVER SPAM. I AM GENUINE. I AM THE WEIGHT LOSS KING TO ALL LOVELY LADIES. NOT JOKE. TELL ME YOUR WEIGHT AND HEIGHT AND EATING HABITS AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET IN SHAPE. DONT TRY TO FUCKING FOOL ME WITH BIG OR MEDIUM BONE SHIT. JUST WEIGHT AND HEIGHT. I WILL NOT BE SOFT AND WILL DISH OUT STRAIGHT SHIT FOR HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT. UNSOLICITED, FREE, AND, OF COURSE, CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR FIRST. I BELEIVE IN EATING NORMAL FOODS AND CALORIES IN, CALORIES OUT. TELL ME IN DETAIL.
Is this in Colombia???
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:01pm.
I know I could never try a hardcore drug cuz I got a really addictive personality but just watching this cocaine makes me wanna
WELL OK IM GOING TO FUCKING GO THERE AND SOMEWHAT TRY TO PUT MY CUSSING ASIDE. I WOULDNT DO THIS UNLESS I FELT THE NEED TO. YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO TRY HARD DRUGS IT IS A BAD SLIPPERY SLOPE. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE PRE-DESTINED, PHYSICOLOGICALLY, TO ADDICTION. YOU MAY BE ONE OF THEM. IT IS ENORMOUSELY IMPORTANT YOU GET PROPER NUTRITION, VITIMANS AND EXERCISE DAILY. SPECIFICALLY ABOUT 1200 CALORIES DAILY 2 MILES BRISK WALKING DAILY AND A GOOD MULTIVITIMAN PROCEEDING OR FOLLOWING A FULL BODY WASH. DO THIS DAILY AND DONT THINK OF DEVIATING. LET ME KNOW.
This gives me a sad.
Absolutely love Anthony Bourdain! He's one of those hosts who seems real, maybe because everyone other word is fuck, which sounds so familiar to me... I saw this episode and kept thinking should AB be this close to all that burning coke, but I also wondered when he went to Peru he chewed up some coca leaves to help with the altitude so...hey he gave up the cigs, but not the drink so long live Tony!
Nite nite whores...don't let the Coke bugs bite...
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I'm with Super Martian -- with my addictive personality, I'd be dead in 15 minutes from cocaine addiction. My mom was given it in liquid form once for medical reasons (a nosebleed caused by high blood pressure) and was high as a fucking kite for two days, then crashed like a bitch.
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Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 8:01pm.
I'm with you on the addictive personality thinggie.
*hangs head in shame*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I know I could never try a hardcore drug cuz I got a really addictive personality but just watching this cocaine makes me wanna try....
ohh...to be there with a pipe and some baking soda...havent done the shit in eons...but now my stomach is flipping over...thanks alot Mr. Bourdain. Can you imagine the contact high from that...quick, get a me a on a plane to Mejico...or wherever it is they are burning that stuff...stat!!
Plenty more where that came from, I'm sure.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:48pm.
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Haha, that too. Using food products. :)
CHARLES MANSON, it's really great to see you 'round these parts again!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:35pm.
Love him. Any man who can cook and make me laugh while doing it is OK by me.
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and gets HELLA nasty sex cuz of it...MEOW...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:35pm.
COCAINE OR ITS DIRIVITIVES ARE THE WORST FUCKING SHIT EVER. DONT GET INVOLVED IN THAT SHIT UNLESS YOU LIKE BEING JACKED UP AT 4AM AM
Nothing more depressing than hearing the birds chirp w/ a Keystone light in your hand.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Ain't that the flippin truth!
I can't do stuff like coke, it makes me crazier than usual. I'm ascairt of it. But I'm not as scared of it as I am of meth! At least cocaine comes from a plant.
Never snorted coke in my life but why did my eyes just glaze over and my mouth start to drool???
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 7:35pm.
COCAINE OR ITS DIRIVITIVES ARE THE WORST FUCKING SHIT EVER. DONT GET INVOLVED IN THAT SHIT UNLESS YOU LIKE BEING JACKED UP AT 4AM AM
Nothing more depressing than hearing the birds chirp w/ a Keystone light in your hand.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Haa haaa, no LL jokes...I lurve AB.
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