What Perfect Timing
For the past couple of weeks Bravo has been showing a preview of tonight's The Really Plastic Howives of Orange County where Tamra cries about how her marriage is headed for divorce and she doesn't know what to do. Well, Tamra must have a crystal ball for a brain, because her husband Simon has filed papers to legally quit her ass for good. Cut to Vicki:
Radar reports that in the divorce papers Simon claims Tamra has been verbally abusive and cheated on him several times. If you watch the show, then you know how Tamra constantly accused Gretchen of being a lying cheating whore. Do you want you want to make dinner reservations for Tamra and a kettle or do you want me to do it?
Even though Tamra moved out of their home into a 2-bedroom apartment earlier this week, a source says she still didn't know Simon was about to cut the cord.
Simon and Tamra have 3 kids together and she has a rapey-eyed son from a previous marriage. Simon confirmed to Radar that he's divorcing her ass.
Truth time. Tamra is one of my favorite housewives, but only because of how many times she used the word "whore" last season. Every time she opened her mouth, a whore party came out. It was WHORE this, WHORE that. It was music to my whore ears. I guess you are the words you say. I typed that with a guilty look on my face.
Because I'm kind of in Tamra's whore corner, I think this is a good thing for her. Not only does Simon look like he'll chew on your nipples a little too hard during fuck times, but he also isn't making that money anymore. BOO and BOO. So Tamra needs to go find someone that can afford to keep the silicone in her implants fresh. Hey, if Lauri Waring (who has a face only a horror movie director could love) can find a sugar daddy so can Tamra.
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its bruce bitch...
this is because Simon lost his job and Tamra thinks she is going to hook herself a George like Laurie.. good luck ho...
its bruce bitch...
I don't know if anyone else caught when Tamra's daughter asked her who was going to watch her when they all went on vacation... it was like the daughter couldn't fathom spending time with the mom... she probably hasn't in years...
Submitted by xtina on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:05pm.
Did anyone see the before and after plastic surgery pictures of Gretchen on goodplasticsurgery.com? She looks like a completely different person.
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Thanks for the heads up. I am SHOCKED. She looked like a different person. Shit I would flaunt what I had now if I looked like that then.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Simon is a creep, glad she's on her own. She should become a weather woman like NeNe...
http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2010/01/nene-leakes-weather-woman.html
Oh shit, this post was supposed to be on the Snookie thread last night - "Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:48pm." Proof that one who posts drunk can feel pretty stupid the next day.....ugh.
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I'm your huckleberry...
Submitted by laryhanis on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 7:31am.
What's LH?
Darlingjulie-
I LOOOOVE your doggie picture. Too cute. Makes me think of my pup.
I totally thought everything in the show is set up. Even the problems in the relationship. But, yay! And though I should say I feel bad for the kids, who fuckin' cares 'cause they're half Simon and half Tamra.
And I was so prepared for MK to talk about Tamra's mom's eyebrowzzz!!! Those eyebrowz was praising Jesus. Un-rehensible.
And didn't Vicki and Don remind you of Miss Piggy and Kermie sitting on the sands at the beach? How many times did she say "We're gonna fall in love all over again!"? Loved the heartfelt letter she wrote him in which she talked about loving him b/c of what he does FOR HER!
It just figures that her home life was messed up, the way she couldn't stop talking about Gretchen. I do feel sorry for the little kids though. (She really has THREE with Simon? I just remember the little girl...). Simon and his idiotic tequila business, christ.....those pre-recession episodes are like a time capsule.
I agree with darlingjulie. This is just...unrehensible!
My ears were so confused by his statement. The original word is easier to say than that invention.
Tamra's probably telling others, "It just isn't working out between him and I." Because "I" is the klassy, formal version of "me."
Unrehensible
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 10:33pm.
Oh hell, I thought that was Dave Coulier after plastic surgery.
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I thought the same thing and couldn't figure out why everyone was calling him Simon.
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HAHAHAHA!!! Thats what this dumb cunt gets! Gretchen is what she is but who was this dumb holier then thou skank to say so? HAHAHA dreams do come true!
*her own show.
good morning motherfuckers.
If Tamraaaaaaa gets her own because of this, I will off myself a la Artie Lange.
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"To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen da leprechaun say yeyah!"
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Vicki getting smacked on the head with the football was so funny too.....she's a real nitwit.
Not a surprise about TamRuh and Simple Simon - they are have been fighting all this season (which of course was taped much earlier).
Now to see if Jim and Alexis will last. They'll probably have to identify her by her tit implant serial numbers.
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Submitted by laryhanis on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 7:31am.
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I gotta hand it to you, that was the most original attempt at spamming I've seen in a long time.
Asshat.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 7:08am.
DREAMY!! Holy shit, how weird is that. I was thinking about you the other day and wondering where you got to. Happy New Year!! xox
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Hey!!!!!
Well I moved house and had problems getting the net hooked up but I back now! :D
Happy New Year!!!!!!!
"By Night, It's All You Need To Wear!" ~ Christina Aguilera. "By Night" coming to Europe October '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
DREAMY!! Holy shit, how weird is that. I was thinking about you the other day and wondering where you got to. Happy New Year!! xox
Good for Simon!
He's hot and Tamra is a fake azz obnoxious twat.
Good morning everyone!!!!!!!
"By Night, It's All You Need To Wear!" ~ Christina Aguilera. "By Night" coming to Europe October '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
She got that vest from Kohl's. Britney Spears models it on their Candies brand website. LoL.
Money must be tight, since he's wearing the shower curtain and she's wearing the dog's jacket and leash.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Trashy cunts who think they're classy cunts are the worst.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
When the the phrase "busted gay face" drop out of MK's vocabulary, and why isn't this post tagged with those words?
I'd watch Lauri over Tamra any day...I stopped watching the Orange County series after she left
he looks like Sam Champion on GMA... hahaha!!! no wonder he left her... he's GAY!!! duh!!! fuckin dumbass.... OC women as soooo plastic!
That vicky fall needs to be an animated avatar.
I'm happy to say I've never seen any of those crap shows, so the funniest part to me is how its tagged by MK: Real Housewives Shit
Did anyone see the before and after plastic surgery pictures of Gretchen on goodplasticsurgery.com? She looks like a completely different person.
@Irish
I'll agree that Gretchen is a butherface but Tammy Sue's "bombshell" days are ovah. The leathery skin flabby arms and thighs are nothing to flaunt plus that hair dehydrated hair could use several deep oil treatments. Not that Simon is a prize himself but some desperate skanky fameho will subject herself to him anyway (see gosselin and papa lohan).
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While I think Tamra has major issues and is completely fabricated and superficial, her husband comes across as a controlling jerk. I will be curious to see if the allegations he made against her are valid.
Simon does have a touch of the gay to him.
Tamra is a loon but I also think she's actually prettier than Gretchen - she has softer features, she just needs to lay off all that makeup.
I think Gretchen's bod is fantastic but she doesn't have a pretty face; just all tanned skin and bleach blonde hair and teeth. In California, that's mistaken for good-looking. And Gretchen is half Tamra's age plus Tamra has had three kids. (god help me for a) actually analyzing these morons and b) defending at least one of them) Put 'em all in minimal makeup and their hair scraped back in a bun and I think Tamra is naturally purdier.
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Dark-sided!
These people are scum.
YES!!!
Had to stomach Miss Piggy renewing her vows, but it was worth it cause the NEW YAWK CITY HOUSEWIVES ARE COMING BACK!!!
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“Petitioner contends that Respondent has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.”
Wow, in my day the wronged spouse simply wrote "irreconcilable differences".
I feel so old !
All these Real House Hos have scary orange tits.
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"I wanna be very clear. I still have the use of my penis."-Artie from Glee
Oh hell, I thought that was Dave Coulier after plastic surgery. Is it? I didn't read the whole story, because I don't give a shit,but that guy looks like uncle Joey after he got some work done....some bad work done.
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Quick: Where's Cousin Nancy ? You know Cousin Nancy just hopped a plane headed for CA....
What are you dying your hair for? You don't need to dye your hair. You were born with a certain skin tone and hair to match and should leave it that way. My wife used to bleach her hair to the tone of about 150 dollars a month and then finally I was like why the hell are you doing this your hair looks like shit and you always looked better with your natural dark auburn brown hair. fuck. She got it dyed back and let the natural grow out and it has never looked better on her.
You wanna know what's most shocking here ? A TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT.
Tamara's hair extensions alone take up 3 bedrooms. Where's she gonna put her collection of La Perla bras ?
Tamara Vieth Barney in a TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT ? Not on this planet. Maybe it was a misprint and they really meant TWENTY-TWO bedrooms. I cannot imagine a world where Miss Tamara lives in such meager quarters.
Tamra slept with Tiger Woods, she denied it.Simon must have found out she lied and filed for divorce. Vicki now has to make nice with the other girls and she was such a crunt to em all, now that is worth watching.
The funniest part about Vicki taking a spill is the herky jerk before she topples.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:59pm.
Hilarious! It is hynotizing!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Must. stop. watching Vicki falling on her arse. HAHAHA!! I think I may be hypnotized.
G'night all, just made some chicken cordon blue with smashed red skin potatoes and gonna enjoy!!!! GOD, I luv to cook!!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Watching this shit as I type, Simon is and always has been a tool. Tammy Sue needs to reconsider this, she's a little too long in the tooth to latch on to another sugar daddy. Time for her flabby ass to head back to Iowa.
Team throw all these OC whores off a cliff!!!
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Bossy on Thu, 01/07/2010 - 9:35pm.
I didn't know who Gretchen was so I looked her up. Being unbiased since I don't watch these women, I have to say Tamra is better looking.
Anyway, divorce and cheating are both very unfortunate, especially with 3 children involved.
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ITA, serriously, don't watch that shit either!!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Does this mean Gretchen and Tamra will shack up in an OC condo and we can watch them try to snag a man? Gretchen would put Tamra to shame!
Vicki, Lynn and the other brunette older woman were on Dr. Phil a few weeks back. Interesting shit.