Mariah, You're On Fiyah
And by "on fiyah," I mean baaaaaaaked for days. Leave her on the windowsill to cool and then put some frosting on her head.
This is a short but sweeeeet (to be read in a nachos-scented Tommy Chong voice) interview Mimi gave at the Palm Springs Film Festival earlier this week. This was before she displayed acts of drunkery/stonery on stage at the PSFF and the People's Choice Awards.
In this clip, Mimi talks about the mermaid room in her house while trying not rip apart the dozens of Spanx wrapped around her body by falling into a stoner coma right there on the red carpet. Someone has been hot boxin' in the limo....
I'm guessing that the centerpiece of Mimi's mermaid room is this beautiful work of art:
Michael Phelps will be right over. Keep the bowl full.
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Either she is completely stupid and vapid or she is HIGH on the chronic. I'd like to think the latter because the whole mermaid room shit sounds like an idea inspired by the vitamin known as THC. Nick must have some bad ass connections.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
I cannot stand her. I like some of her songs but I really cannot stand her.
She is fat and ditzy.
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"I'm not an asshole. I'm just drawn that way." --BK
She sounds like she is smoking some really good shit.
LEAVE MOORIAH ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
She obviously LOVES to decorate. She's always talking about it. LOL! She got that award and went straight into decorator mode. It's all good;p
She looks a LOT like Mary Carey now tho *giggle*
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Careful Mimi, you're evolving into Anna Nicole.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:40am
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Deb! It's been so long since we've seen your visage!! Have you been gone or have I? Nice to see you.
Mariah looks bloated & fat from alcohol, weed, and raiding the buffet.
she does seem happy, and Nick must like her big, because she keeps getting bigger.
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Don't try suicide, nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide, nobody cares
Don't try suicide, you're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide, nobody gives a damn
- Queen
It's not getting high, it's the munching out afterward that seems to be Mariah's problem.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This reminds me of the Paul Harvey BONG! clip I recently re-discovered:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/759604/PHarvey.mp3
"...somebody's singed a kitten..."
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I'm more interested in the Big Boy Safety Training Classes being closed.
A Mess! This Bitch is one step away from turning down an award because she doesn't know what room to put it in. She needs her own reality show "Figuring It Out, with Mariah" sponsored by Activia.
Imma wantin' that mermaid bewby bong.
*exhales*
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
So she's a champagne and doobies kinda diva??
Sweeeeet....so am I!
Love that mermaid bong...gotta get one!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Huh?
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
HAHAAHHAAHA! she's flying high above the glittery rainbow!!
Coma Caca!
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what's up whoreeeeeeeeeeesssssss.
Michael Phelps would be right at home in a mermaid room. He probably has a swim suit with the legs sewn together.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
yo, breakdown! whasssssssssssssuppppppppppppp! xoxoxoxo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I would certainly think she was baked, however, people love the pills. The only pill I take is heartburn & thyroid! Owww!
Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:19am.
Team Soultonic! She does seem so much happier than when Tommy M. had her in his butterfly net.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Fırst she had champagne.
Now her husbandd has obvıously ıntroduced her to hotboxın'
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:16am.
where you been DAE? xoxoxox
Miss Christina was missing her champion around these parts! LOL
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Copy & posted from an earlier comment (Still lazy! lol)
Well I moved house and had problems getting the net hooked up but I back now! :D
Christina's haters had best be scared. The Aghag is back, lmao
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
I know mariah is on fiya but the bitch seems happy.
I smell another Hello Kitty boombox meltdown.
silly jazzy, jack's the one with the glass eye, sucky's the one with the hairy ass complex
LLLLLLOLOLOLO :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
where you been DAE? xoxoxox
Miss Christina was missing her champion around these parts! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
D Dawg was right, this shit runs much betta on Firefox OT: Raul would plow Mimoo's back forty while Nick watches and jerks off in the corner. ***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Leave her alone, she's on powerful anaesthetics, she'll die if you inject some sense into her.
*waves at snowpiece* Heya!!
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
*blinks*
DAE?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*blinks* Crazy ho said whaaaaaaat?
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:06am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:05am.
Raul is back to fuck you in the eye hole.
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YES!! YES!!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT!!!!
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*plucks out sucky's glass eye with a shoe horn*
LOL the romance in this thread is making my heart hurt, or is that just that fat around my gunt?
On Topic: MAriah is gonna make me love her again if she keeps this up
LEAVE MIMI ALOOOOONE!!!!!
LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Sounds like a bit of propofol.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:05am.
Raul is back to fuck you in the eye hole.
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YES!! YES!!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 9:01am. Raul is back to fuck you in the eye hole. ***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
major stoner
Forever 13.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here