Bad News For Penises, Pamela Anderson Is On the Market Again
Free clinics everywhere will be on high alert this weekend, because Pamela Anderson is back out on the prowl. Radar reports that Pammy's trailer park love affair with electrician/surfer Jamie Padgett has come to an end. The two had been bumping genital warts for the past year, but Pammy decided that her vagina needed something different to slurp on.
A source said, “Pam made it pretty clear she is no longer dating Jamie and that she was looking for a new love interest. She didn’t have anything bad to say about him and described him as a ‘sweet guy’ and that she hoped they would remain friends. Her ex-husband Tommy Lee was jealous of Jamie and Pam’s relationship and he had given their two sons Brandon and Dylan some surfing lessons.”
Jamie poked out of his CDC-ordered contamination tent and told Radar he didn't know if he was still with Pamela. Jamie said it was up to her.
Basically, Pamela used Jamie and she's done with him now that he's finished crossing her wires. We all know that Pamela is having trouble finishing the renovations on her house, so my guess is that she got Jamie to do electrical- work for her pro-BONE-o. All plumbers should beware, because Pammy is coming for them next.
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He is the hottest piece she managed to get into her cubby hole. But isn't her pussy all tore up from all that dicking, not to mention the kids she dropped from it? He should be hankering after firm and tight-pussied tweens, like any normal 40+ man, straight or gay. I am telling you, the man is a pervert to go after such an old cow who is closer to his own age!
Good grief, she looks like shit!
She may have a good body but I wouldn't rade my face with hers for anything in th world.
GAH!!! Man, she's done.
Pammy's fuckıng the plumbers next!
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Looks like she spends too much time in the sun drinking whiskey. Maybe that whiny douche she fathered kids with has aged her by stressing her out like a little bitch.
And, Weyerhauser will not be able to keep up the will demand for paper bags for the dudes to put on her broke-down face when it comes to humpin' time.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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She is moving on to plumber's coc..I mean caulk.
How does this woman still get laid? She has Hepatitis C and she is very open about this information and dudes still want to hit THAT. I don't get it. She was hot back in the 80's (that was her prime right, on baywatch?) but now she is just worn out and dried up.
SHE. IS. REPULSIVE....end of story. He is major hot though and can do MUCH better...damn anyone know his number...I would love to do a horizontal mambo with this hunk! I am older than that ho, but not near as damaged and rode...so sexy electrician where doth though hibernate???
@Baby Jane:
looks like she just had a chemical peel or reaction to botox.
@El B: I knew Jacko was pathetic but YOU? You're my hero! Don't go near the Scab!
I came in for the special offer: guarenteed personality...
She had her nostrils stapled into a permanent snear.
But her uni-boob is what really makes me nervous. The inevitable collapse of the dike between two oceans of silicon.
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Jesus, she looks haggard. That face would make a freight train take a dirt road.
Pammy is heading to cat-woman face syndrome.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Speaking of looking beat: http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/08/mischa-barton-photo/
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
She is tore up from the floor up! And she ain't close to 50. I would hate to see her then...
No idea who this guy is and def had no idea she was anyones girlfriend at all. And sho don't look happy at all in the above pic!
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I'm your huckleberry...
I need to hear from someone in the know. What happened to Pammy's face? It's not just age or hard living. Her face looks different. She went from being beautiful to Waylon Flowers and Madame practically overnight. I'm thinking bad plastic surgery??!!??
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
jazzy, I'd start w/ suing the US. It's obviously a national epidemic.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
he's fucking hot
I rate a +4. I'm not sure what for, but I think I am proud.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:46am.
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I'm roasted with the heat here... different hemisphere. I think. :)
And I will never get sick of people falling down. It's timeless! *farts*
She is an embarassment to the chola brow world.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:52am.
HOW DOES THIS THING KEEP GETTING DICK WHEN SHE HAS HEP C AND POSSIBLY OTHER AILMENTS?
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Seriously, how could you have oral with her knowing that Tommy and Kid Rock's dicks had been there before?
I loved when she was on Comedy Centrals Celeb Roast:
"Kid Rock, Tommy Lee, ...don't you ever fuck any one with talent? Pam, you're fucking your way to the middle."
Yeah - let's see how good you all look when you're 50!
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Nice head...wrong planet!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:56am.
Awwwww, Pam, we all think hard living will never catch up w/ us when we're in our 20s. Children, take a lesson!
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*looks at dieting advice from doctor's visit yesterday.*
*Doesn't believe the "stop drinking" and "modified diet for life" parts*
No one ever told me that drinking 10-14 beers a day would be bad!!!! Who do I sue?
Charlie, I love you man, but this cunt looks like two week old roadkill. I know 60 year olds who look more youthful.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Chick looks beat. Really, really, really bad.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:52am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:51am.
Hey hate reading posts that give me STDs. Fucking Pam...
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THAT BEGS THE QUESTION
HOW DOES THIS THING KEEP GETTING DICK WHEN SHE HAS HEP C AND POSSIBLY OTHER AILMENTS?
Blood to blood. Dont cut your dick in her open sored cooter!
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Snowed in and bored.
ACTUALLY SHE LOOKS GOOD. THE OVERLY BLOND HAIR AND TOO THIN BROWS ARE AGEING THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF HER BUT HER SKIN LOOKS GOOD. UNLESS YOU HAVE SPENT MONEY ON COSMETIC PROCEDURES OR HAVE SOME KIND OF SUPERNATURAL GENES, MOST PEOPLE START TO HAVE SKIN DULLING AND WRINKLES AT ABOUT 35-40. SOMETIMES IT IS FUCKING SOMETHING YOU CAN PUT YOUR FINGER ON LIKE GENTLE LOSS OF SKIN TONE OR LOSS OF SKIN BRIGHTENING.
Snowy, that's what husbands are for! Actually, The Child slept in 'til after 11. YAY, SNOW DAYS!!!!!
Awwwww, Pam, we all think hard living will never catch up w/ us when we're in our 20s. Children, take a lesson!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:49am.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:23am.
*throws hot dog down the hallway*
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...hot dog comes limping back.
You're gonna have to do better than that reports the weiner.
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kicks wiener into The Pit of Death Spartan style
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Hot dog comes back with even more "mustard", broken in two and says, we split up and STILL could not find anything.
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
I think that she gets men because they can say "I'm dating Pam Anderson" and people think of the hot, youthful Pam Anderson.
It's the same reason people continue to fawn all over bag of bones & botoxed Jolie. She is so boney and looks so morose to still be considered the most beautiful/sexy woman in the world. Yet people just seem to think of her as the pre-saving the world, fucking her brother Jolie.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:51am.
Hey hate reading posts that give me STDs. Fucking Pam...
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THAT BEGS THE QUESTION
HOW DOES THIS THING KEEP GETTING DICK WHEN SHE HAS HEP C AND POSSIBLY OTHER AILMENTS?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I hate reading posts that give me STDs. Fucking Pam...
WTF is this GET RATED shit now, MK?
it's making me uncomfortable, LOL
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:23am.
*throws hot dog down the hallway*
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...hot dog comes limping back.
You're gonna have to do better than that reports the weiner.**********************************************kicks wiener into The Pit of Death Spartan style* *************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
These two seriously belong at a Monster Truck Rally.
Or some WWF event.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
The hard livin is showing but what about the hepatitis that she has? Isnt that sexually transmitted? How the heck guys still sleep with her knowing she has it?
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:38am.
LOL! I thought I was dreaming when I saw the Bat Signal!
I am well, IG! Up to my ass in snow, but who isn't? How are you?
Love your avie. Why is it that people falling down and farts are always so funny? (And people farting while falling down are even funnier!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sooooooooooooooo Pam is into electricians hmmmmmmmm
*Books flight to Chateau Pammy L'amour*
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Snowed in and bored.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:39am.
Dude, tuck your lovetufts the fuck back into your shorts. Nice body but I don't want to see anybody's pubes.
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Pubes are just like chest hair on a permanent vacation. I personally don't mind seeing it so much attached, as I mind seing it in the sink or anywhere else. Because all body hair pretty much looks the same, so you just don't know!
Apparently, even just standing next to her makes guys clothes try to quit and almost fall off.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:23am.
*throws hot dog down the hallway*
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...hot dog comes limping back (edit: I forgot to mention the extra mustard)
You're gonna have to do better than that reports the weiner.
Edited for Jack-in-the-could-get-hepC-box
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:20am.
*packs napsack and heads to Cali*
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
*calls county on drama's lazy azz*
how did the child eat!?!?!? LOL xoxoxo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Look what hard living does to a body. She could've been so pretty in her 40s but she couldn't give up the sex kitten look that made her famous.
right drama? those women's lives are no dream.
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Don't try suicide, nobody cares
Don't try suicide, you're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide, nobody gives a damn
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How funny that when I was younger I was so envious of Pam, Shitney, Chestica -- their looks, their lives -- now I wouldn't trade w/ them on a bet.
Mornin', hos! I just got up. YAY, SNOW DAYS!!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Dude, tuck your lovetufts the fuck back into your shorts. Nice body but I don't want to see anybody's pubes.
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