Two Drag Queens Crossing The Road
And here we have Xtina and Cher on the Los Angeles set of their movie Burlesque yesterday afternoon.
I'm sure these two are bonding like Kim Kardashian and a bed pan since they both don't have pores on their face anymore. And also because they both have a faucet in their bathroom that only spews foundation piped in directly from the MAC Factory. They have a lot to talk about.
Wait, let's do the Reverse Running Man back to subject of make-up. While I'm sure the entire Extreme Makeover: Home Edition team put enough plaster on Xtina's face to cover every single house in a Phoenix subdivision, she does look kind of natural here. Did I just write the words "Xtina" and "natural" in the same sentence? Excuse me while I go look out my window for the four horsemen.
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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 9:43pm.
Go rent " Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean", if you want to see a really natural performance from a young Cher. She is so good in it!
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I totally forgot about that movie. It is a gudden, and she's good in it.
You can rag on Xtina all you want, but leave Cher alone! Cher is a force of nature and I love her more than a theaterful of Friends of Dorothy!
Go rent " Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean", if you want to see a really natural performance from a young Cher. She is so good in it!
Submitted by HOTNEY on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 11:07am.
Shut up britard.
A Fatney fan talking about saggy tits?
anyone seen Bitchney's tits lately?
Not a fan of Christina, but she actually looks good here. and she has great legs, again unlike Cuntney Spears with her stumpy, chunky, mannish linebacker legs.
Xtina AND Cher both look hot here. For Cher that's par for the course, for Xtina, not so much. It's sad that I'm so used to seeing Tina in makeup applied with a butterknife that she looks like she just rolled out of bed in these pics even though she's wearing a full face.
good one, xtina is just a caca ripoff now.
that superbitch thing was just embarrasing. no wonder it flopped like her saggy tits.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Lady GaGa looks decent here lol
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Cher's face looks removable, damn.
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Christina really looks pretty without all the concrete on her face and so much younger.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:00pm.
Who is Hotney replying to? Understanding her posts would be easier if she quoted what she was responding to.
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LoL. She's on her one hour break from the rubber room. It doesn't matter WHO she responds to, as long as she does.
Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:14pm.
How random! BWAH!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:10pm.
The skank that is britney is actin all kinds of crazy sayin you threatened to whack her, me thinks she's on that crack
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Submitted by HOTNEY on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:04pm.
SOmebody just made out like they couldn't see me.
as if they were gonna whack me or somethin, lol.
ghetto ho
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What is your IQ? Is it in minus numbers? Jeez
I think she meant that she could see your POSTS. Not that she was "gonna whack me or somethin"
GO.BACK.TO.SCHOOL.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:05pm.
Dang, that's aimed at Sug
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Wot?
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Dang, that's aimed at Sug
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SOmebody just made out like they couldn't see me.
as if they were gonna whack me or somethin, lol.
ghetto ho
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Who knows who she's talking to, I know I don't
*snickers*
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Ben Folds.
Who is Hotney replying to? Understanding her posts would be easier if she quoted what she was responding to.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
did you just threaten to make me 'dissapear'?
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by HOTNEY on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:52pm.
I never start anything on here. people reply to MY comments.
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LMAO
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dont like me?FINE. NEVER REPLY TO ME.
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It's FUN though. Meh, your probably right though, people shouldn't respond to the mentally challenged like this, it's not fair on you.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Never reply to what? I don't see anything.
*looks around and shrugs*
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"dont like me?FINE. NEVER REPLY TO ME."
...but it's fun
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um, no, i dont want to draw david letterman in, thanks.
HE started on me DUMMY.
like he ALWAYS does. I never start anything on here. people reply to MY comments.
dont like me?FINE. NEVER REPLY TO ME.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
I thought you were leaving, BISH?
again, I DO NOT GIVE A PIECE OF SHIT what you think is funny or interesting.
why do you keep replying to all of my messages? you started on me here bish, like you always do.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Well, I think Christina looks really pretty in these pics without the usual heavy makeup on. And I wish I had her figure. *sigh* Like her, I'm kinda short, but I sure don't have those legs!
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:44pm.
Too bad none of your posts are interesting or funny HO-TNEY. They are just pathetic! What grown woman goes around braggin about some dumb whore, from my home state, whose only claim to fame is bad lip sync'ing, blood soaked snatch, shavin her head bald cuz she's a fuckin mental case and havin kids with a dude that had the I.Q of a Louisiana swamp rat?
Grow up SCRAG, and quit fingerin yourself while lookin at Britney's picture dumb ass.
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*claps* Brilliance!
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Not that I am not havin fun, but I am starvin. Maybe I can call Britney Spears and ask her for her Cheeto and snickers casserole recipe!
Later ladies.
Keep up the good fight!
Submitted by HOTNEY on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:43pm.
Xtina has a dick.
batboy gave birth
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I'm shocked that was close to being funny.
I'm not shocked however that you haven't even tried to rebut what I said about Brit.
Even dumbass Brit fans can't argue with the truth,
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
David Letterman, don't let it draw you in, honey. That's what it wants! ♥
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"Given how gross and filthy the real Britney is, why on earth would anyone want to use them as a role model IRL or in a gossip blog????"
they prob think it's the only way to get ppl to talk to them since they suck at being normal
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Submitted by HOTNEY on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:39pm.
Too bad none of your posts are interesting or funny HO-TNEY. They are just pathetic! What grown woman goes around braggin about some dumb whore, from my home state, whose only claim to fame is bad lip sync'ing, blood soaked snatch, shavin her head bald cuz she's a fuckin mental case and havin kids with a dude that had the I.Q of a Louisiana swamp rat?
Grow up SCRAG, and quit fingerin yourself while lookin at Britney's picture dumb ass.
Xtina has a dick.
batboy gave birth
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Lol these tricks are trolling each other. Awesome.
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Hooker talk. Nice! Keep going...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Genny and David - pay no attention to that skank behind the curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Given how gross and filthy the real Britney is, why on earth would anyone want to use them as a role model IRL or in a gossip blog?????
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what ADULT would even care about how many people LIKE THEM ON THE WEB?!
guess what, shithead, i dont give a turdskin
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Don't lie
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Submitted by HOTNEY on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:36pm.
XTINA doesn't have a pussy to flash.
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What? Christina is a WOMAN. Of course she has a pussy, who the on earth do you think she got pregnant? Jordan came in her arse? How stupid are you?
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another trend that Brit set that Xtina couldnt follow.
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What Brit did wasn't "trend setting." What she did was a low, disgusting, degrading thing, especially for someone who has TWO CHILDREN. No one who respects themselves would want to follow that "trend."
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Sales talk honey.
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Only when the artist has no talent for his/her fans to brag about.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:38pm.
Hiya Sugaroo! Yeah, I am not mean to anyone but HOTNEY. She is hateful to nice folks and I hate that.
She delusinally (can't spell for shit) thinks I was stalking her, when S&F,Raul and I were totally makin fun of her!
Anyway, thanks for the nice words. You are sweet too.
I am outta here for a bit.
Never gross to anyonme but SCRAG-HO-TNEY
Team Sugaroo!
Kk DL
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I DONT CARE!
Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:35pm.
I'm also a David Letterman fan, this one. Not the real one.
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Thanks Doll! You are sweet as sugar for sayin that!
See HOTNEY, I wasn't lyin when I said I have people here who like me!
Genny18, if you are around later, I will chat with ya. Gotta go for a run and get some chow!
I happen to like OUR David Letterman a lot. I've never seen him be gross except to Hotney so that explains that.
TEAM DAVID LETTERMAN!
Ugh. Why do I keep on with that TEAM crap?
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XTINA doesn't have a pussy to flash.
another trend that Brit set that Xtina couldnt follow.
Sales talk honey.
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
I'm also a David Letterman fan, this one. Not the real one.
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HO=TNEY, at least people on this site like me.
People think you are a joke.
Don't worry cheap HO, I wasn't stalking a chick that masterbates to Spears music and eats hamburger helper all day.
Catch any of Britney's period soaked underwear aat one of her lip sync'd concerts dumbass?
I bet you'd wear em troll, blood and all. Sick bitch!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:29pm.
Dreamy Aguilera Eyes- Pay no attention to HO-TNEY, she just loves to look at Britney's period soaked legs and underwear. I am no expert on Christine, but I am pretty sure she doesn't let her crab snatch get exposed to the world when she is on the rag! GROSS!
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It's OK. I'm bored and Hotney amuses me.
I don't think Christina has ever flashed her lady parts. Ever. Even when she was playing the skank.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Pay no attention to DAVID LETTERMAN.
when he started posting here he fuckin STALKED me across every thread, harrasing me with fuck talk EURGH SO FUCKIN GROSS!
at least I dont spam this place with fuckin personal talk about my girlfriend's stinky pussy, or stalk anybody you fuckin spaz.
GO DANCE THE SCRAGSACK BALLET NUTCRACKA
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
I'm a Spice Girls fan
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Submitted by HOTNEY on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:23pm.
Dumb STAN.
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I'm neither 'dumb' or a 'stan.' I am smart and a loon. Ok?
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Why would Brit be scared of the scrag dog Xtina?
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Because on New Years Eve Christina announced she was releasing Bionic in March, less than a week later Brit's team started rumours that Brit was also releasing in March. Brit and her team are running scared. They know that Christina has more talent in a big toe than Brit has in her whole body. (Being a ho in not a talent)
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Brit will ALWAYS outsell that cheap bitch.
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Maybe, but Christina will always be more respected than Britney and will last longer in the business than Britney.
I mean come one Christina is a grown adult who can do whatever she wants. Britney has got to have daddy's permission first.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Dreamy Aguilera Eyes- Pay no attention to HO-TNEY, she just loves to look at Britney's period soaked legs and underwear. I am no expert on Christine, but I am pretty sure she doesn't let her crab snatch get exposed to the world when she is on the rag! GROSS!