Friday, January 8th 2010
Move Over, Daryl Hannah
LiLo went off to India last month to film a BBC documentary about child trafficking, and here's the first trailer for it.
You know, I'm not sure why she went all the way to India to learn about child trafficking. She could've just interviewed her own parents. Okay, okay, I know she's trying to get some publicity, but it's hard for me to fake a seriousface while watching this when she's got two giant gummy worms on her face.
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Manimal, you are a HOOT!
Or should I say, GOBBLE!
The Indian lady is probably risking her life to talk about the abuse and the crimes of the "traffickers" and for what...to talk to a girl who is hawking kneepad leggings?
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
The girl is desperate. She's a poor imitation of herself. Waste product. Used up. Sad really.
Jesus this tart will do anything to keep herself in the spotlight.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:01pm.
One gets the feeling that when this India gig was tossed at Hohan she thought it was "Indians" and there might be some peyote attached to the deal.
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I wish that when someone told her she was going to do a documentary on the plight of the Indians, she said "ick, I'm SO not going to Cleveland" and turned it down.
I mean come on, saying only the attractive girls need to worry about rape when we're talking about human trafficking? Really, Lindsay? Really? O_o
I saw that movie - it sucked AAAAAAASSSS! And what else are you gonna judge a book by if all it's got is a cover???
That's the thing -- Lohan doesn't even bother cover up anymore.
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:27am.
Does anyone here watch "The Soup"?
I love when they have the voice over "It's Lindsay" - she sounds like an 80 year old life time smoker!
Her voice is getting worse and worse.
-- I do, I do! McHale love over here!
The Soup has got Lindsay's number, and they've got her goood.
I expect a superb segment about Lohan's philantrophy, or else Joel will get a stern talking to. I can be very strict if I need to.
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
Angel_i: the only ppl who LOVE "I Know Who Farted ... er, Killed Me" are those who are watching to see Linds shake her tits & ass back in the day when she had something to look at & work the stripper pole & be slutty. It has absolutely no other redeeming qualities. I'm guessing that these ppl who love love LOVE it are 18 to 40yo males.
LMAO! Lindz gave a look to the woman being interviewed, like, "This bitch better hide the crazy or I'm outta here." Seriously, watch it again. Lindz shoots a look.
Why in the world is she involved with this? The world really is going to end in 2012.....hopefully.
Poor Lindsey, there is no Oscar for "Best Actress in a Documentary".
Pouting and posing = stellar journalism.
I think we often forget we're in the minority. There are a tonne of people out there who still love her. Still think she's great. In that list up there (the vids that show after you play the vid) there's a little round table and this guy is up there saying: I Know Who Killed Me (or whatever) was a really great movie and LiLo gets a raw deal cuz people "judge a book by it's cover". He said he polled the audience (20 people - ha!) and they all LOVED it too. He showed it to his manager and he loved it.
I saw that movie - it sucked AAAAAAASSSS! And what else are you gonna judge a book by if all it's got is a cover???
And I find it really insulting having this LIE-TELLER tryna call out other lie-tellers. Please, bitch. Who made that bag your carrying? My daughter?
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by stinkbutt on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:54pm.
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Ugh is right - and to think that I used to think of Daryl and Priscilla Presley as beautiful when I was growing up :(
The interview-ee looks like she wants to pound the "interview-er"
Never underestimate the power of a fire crotch.
Maybe it hypnotizes people into giving her jobs, or sweetly sings them to sleep after her vag cave of wonders rides the peen?
Those are the only other reasons I could come up with as to why the producers hired her.
I really take issue with her representing Americans in any way. The producers involved should all be fired.
Ughhhh GAWD!! Why oh Why do people do this to themselves?????!!!???
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/plastic-surgery-nightmare...
wow...that woman looks pissed at Lindsey...but they should have not sent someone as fucked up as her to document something as tragic and horrific as child trafficking. Lindsay is a stone waste of white...and looking more and more used up every day. If she makes it to 2011 I will truly be impressed.
One gets the feeling that when this India gig was tossed at Hohan she thought it was "Indians" and there might be some peyote attached to the deal. What a lost soul she is.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Lindsay being interviewed on child trafficking in India= No
Lindsay traveling to India to peddle Opiates= Yes
What the fuck? I hope the producers of this "documentary" lose all of their money and credibility. Why, out of all the actresses available, would you hire Lohan for anything? Human trafficking is a very serious global issue. The only thing serious about this chick is her drug problem and 3 pack a day habit. If this program were about Lohan being sold to some horny Arab with a penchant for used up, STD-ridden poontang that tastes like an ashtray and rotten chicken then I would be more amenable to watching it.
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Exploiting the exploited. Very, very sad.
Lindsay & her handlers should be ashamed of themselves.
And the old Indian woman looks pissed off that she has to even answer any questions from her. She sitting there with a look like "WTF, I thought I'd be talking with Anjelina Jolie and they give me this little american coke whore". She totally looks like she's gonna bash Linds in her power snorter!
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*snort* tee hee
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:04am.
Why in hell, is this girl even getting paid to do anything anymore? It's obvious she can't even "act" like she cares about the plight of these kids..........
SHE DOES CARE! If she didnt care that would make her shallow and......wait...forget it.
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Snowed in and bored.
Why in hell, is this girl even getting paid to do anything anymore? It's obvious she can't even "act" like she cares about the plight of these kids..........
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I'm your huckleberry...
I simply have no words in my arsenal that are sufficient to describe my feeling of disgust for this girl. She's cranked out on something (nothing unusual) and trying oh so hard to be deep and informative. Couldn't they have scripted her dialogue? Have someone write the narration who knows what they are talking about and has a grip on the English language? I'm embarrassed for everyone involved in this project, except Lindsay because she's acting exactly as she always does and probably thinks she did a great job.
"Trafficking is bad!" Thanks for the insight Lilo!!
El B!! *smooches* It's brilliantly sunny and incredibly frigid here... New Jersey! Hahaha!!
Manimal5: hello, love.
Other than a documentary called Child Actresses Gone Bad her sincerity is really questionable.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
What a waste! Bet she didnt eat an authentic Chicken Jalfrezi when she was there. Do they sell Balti Tic Tacs?
Good morning MIZROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sleeting as well here now! :(
I'm moving to somewhere warm...like...New Jersey or Dakota maybe.
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Snowed in and bored.
Does anyone here watch "The Soup"?
I love when they have the voice over "It's Lindsay" - she sounds like an 80 year old life time smoker!
Her voice is getting worse and worse.
OMG She can't even speak! She can't even string multiple consecutive words together to form a coherent idea. :( So fucked!!!
Side note: MY HEAD
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:25am.
Chucky-Face, please. That was the phoniest, most insincere look of feigned interest and concern ever. They probably had to constantly stop filming because Hohag couldn't go 5 minutes without smoking a ciggie in between dramatic "not-staged" takes.
LOL!! The director screaming "work with me Hohan",
"remember we're here to actually LOOK concerned",
"TAKE 58" !!!
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Good morning all!
Off topic but equally as frightening: I saw a recent pic of Daryl Hannah yesterday while checking out at the supermarket and holy hell, she's unrecognizable!!
Why would they air this? She said "if some of the girls are like attractive, they are raped". That basically goes against any rape education I have ever heard.
Even if I had no idea who Lindsay Lohan was, I would dismiss this "documentary" based on that comment alone. Please. "Attractive."
You Knew Who: I found the link just now -- I cannot believe Lindsay really said that!! Is that the best edited footage the producers could find of this bitch yapping away? I'd love to see what ended up on the cutting room floor.
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"OMFG! What kind of site are you on?" - David Letterman's Psych major sister, 1/7/10
Submitted by You Knew Who on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:00am.
@ Sweet Babu
Here is the direct link to the BBC site
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tv/comingup/lindsay-lohan-in-india/
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Thanks YouKnewWho, but your link wouldn't let me play the vid because "I'm not authorized in my area." Damn. I guess cuz that means the UK doesn't want my Kentucky ass viewing skanky Lohan? Well that's just a slap in the face!
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"OMFG! What kind of site are you on?" - David Letterman's Psych major sister, 1/7/10
Surely they jest... this slag trying to ask legitimate questions and fecking it up royally?
Die Lindsay, die.
@ Sweet Babu
Here is the direct link to the BBC site
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tv/comingup/lindsay-lohan-in-india/
And yes, she actually said that!!
How is it that IN THIS ECONOMY, with 10% unemployment, that this washed-up junkie keeps getting gigs?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What is so "entertaining" about this whole thing is that LiLo is so fucked up in every phase of her life that one simply has to scratch his or her head and say, "What the fuck was the producer thinking?"
She's a parody unto herself. What's next? Hosting SNL with SamRo as guest music consultant?
That voice is ruined, too.
The saddest thing is that Ali wants to follow in her footsteps. She needs to return to school.
Chucky-Face, please. That was the phoniest, most insincere look of feigned interest and concern ever. They probably had to constantly stop filming because Hohag couldn't go 5 minutes without smoking a ciggie in between dramatic "not-staged" takes.
Trash. She can't even 'fake' being interested.
That's some hard hitting journalism there.
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"The trafficker's are in the wrong."
No...really? Thank's Lindsay.
If I detest something, it's pseudos and hypocrites.
Fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, fake kindness.
Anything genuine about this hag? No.
Will one of you whores please post the link to this BBC trailer here for me? My retarded laptop can't click on MK's link & I'm not finding it by searching youtube either. I just have to hear the part where this little crackie asks if attractive girls get raped. Thanks!
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"OMFG! What kind of site are you on?" - David Letterman's Psych major sister, 1/7/10
I want the Indian Ladies to come interview White Oprah about Child Trafficking.
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Thıs skankbıscuıt just needs to dıe already!
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Seriously people, I want this bitch dead.
I detest her with all of my being -- my Lohan Loathing has escalated to Hilton Heights. I wouldn't think that was possible, but here we are.
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