Jon Grosselin Still Gets The Ladies
Why does this picture look like the evil forest goblin snatching on to the town's virgin before dragging her back to his lair? That's because it is. Sort of.
Radar reports that Jon Grosselin's voluptuous rack and creeping hairline has charmed yet another lady. Jon has moved on from Hailey Glassman and is now dating 25-year-old Morgan Christie. Just like Hailey, Morgan comes from a family with deep pockets. Sit on your hands, gold diggers of the world, because Jon is not a wallet fucker we are going to applaud for.
Jon and Morgan met at a ski resort in Utah. Morgan lives in California, but she flew to NYC to be with Jon for Christmas. Since that trip, a source says they have been texting non-stop.
Did Morgan not learn anything from Hailey? A potted plant can love her better than Jon Grosselin. My advice to Morgan is to immediately cleanse herself of the douche by sacrificing an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Once she's done with that, she should got to the nearest nursery and find herself a good potted plant with a sturdy trunk and clean leaves.
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*barfs*
What is wrong with these women? He's ugly! Besides, he has a million kids.
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Bad decisions make great stories.
God. Gross.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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How could he do this to his soul mate?? If Hailey was truly his soul mate he wouldn't ever be able to find another to replace her. Gag me.
These dumb bitches have all the self preservation instincts of the ones that dated OJ after Nicole.
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
one effin word: ew
TITS, i read your links, amazing. i've always been kind of intrigued by pathological liars but mbi is just completely out there! I had no idea how many people do that.
TIGER, i heart you and your side eyes! i miss the old commenters and the weird conversations *sigh*
Just how desperate does this ignorant whore have to be to let Lord Douchebag slobber all over her privates?
Or maybe she just likes to wear his FUPA* like a huge pink beret.
*FUPA = Fatty Upper Pubic Area. You know he has one.
his lack of eyelids gives me the heebie-geebies
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I guess Jon's dumbass can't see all of these bitches are just famewhores.....he's a damn wreck.
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why would a broad even be interested in this goon at his point in time? let's go down the timeline... 1. he's got so much overhead (goddamn 10 kids) 2. he's NOT even attractive with i mean how he looks 3. He's got possum head hot on his heels so to me thats One strike, two strikes, three YOUR OUT!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
You reave now fatboy...you here four hour!!
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I printed this picture and put it on my liquor cabinet---->
Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:07pm.
I wish this fucktard would just go away.
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Well maybe he would have if TITS hadnta poked the belly of the PillburyDoucheBoy and unleashed a congealed torrent of douchery and mama's boy quiverin' chub...*hard side eye to TITS* Now this fat fuck is all over us....Say it with me kids, 1,2,3, "Thanks TITS!"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I wish this fucktard would just go away.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 8:01pm.
*pokes belly*
OH MY GOD - THE TSUNAMI OF FAT!!!!
RUN! RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
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TITS, I done told you not to poke that belly...Wait, that sounded kinda SEXAY...or not...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I fukked a guy just like him once. Oh wait, no, I was douching, that's right.
IN THIS ECONOMY even a porker like Jon can be a babe magnet...he's famous in a reality TV will sell out my kids for money whore kinda way.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
*pokes belly*
OH MY GOD - THE TSUNAMI OF FAT!!!!
RUN! RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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Dumbass bitches just want him because he's been on TV AND all the main gossip magazines and of course THE NATIONAL INQUIRER all at the same time, he's a famous celebrity douce, and they want to get a peice of that famous celebrity douce jizz, as you see all the paps are still out there snapping pics away of Jon being a giant fat douce, and MAYBE just MAYBE these "ladies" will get lucky enough to get photographed and maybe they too will become famous after all it worked for Hailey.
so yes if you want a supporting role in Ironman3 just date Jon and it will happen.
Ugh. How can anyone find him attractive? If the Pillsbury Doughboy were part Asian, an underachiever and marinated in Summer's Eve, this is what he'd look like...NOT HWAT! Don't poke that belly...DONCHU POKE THAT BELLY...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 1:44pm.
He's not attractive ... so he never has to worry about rape. Still burns my hot ass that that stupid coke ho even went there ... grrrrr!
No, really - if he were just a regular middle-aged fat guy in a bar, would he be going home alone or not? Yeah. ALONE.
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Alone!
Looks like those hair plugs Kate made him get are working
"Fat, stupid and broke is no way to go through life, Jon."
You'll make him cry, sshhh
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Ben Folds.
little_rascal's video link is convincing proof that jondouche and hailey were made for each other *belch!*
ugh...i don't even know where to start or where to end.
As my mama says. even the ugly get lovin!
"Why does this picture look like the evil forest goblin snatching on to the town's virgin before dragging her back to his lair?"--
Gawd, i love MK!! 2FFFW too fuckin' funny for words -- you know, i wonder if you've influenced his style? because he seems to have abandoned his Ed Trolly garb - perhaps you have shamed him into it - uhhm wait, i can see from the pic above he has no shame.
Are these girls looking to get impregnated by this oxygen thief? It can't be that she wants sex that badly. She could've just dipped a finger-sized dildo in rancid soy cheese and she'll get the same feeling.
Hey, if the wife went as far as getting artificially inseminated instead of having sex with him, in order to get knocked up, then who in their right minds would want to sleep with this walking turd?
Fat, stupid and broke is no way to go through life, Jon.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
In the words of Jersey Shore's Pauly D, this dude is in eternal "creep" mode. Nast. The girl looks vaguely like Snooki sans tan.
I thought this douche was broke? What was he doing at a ski resort in Utah? His latest victim seems to be turning his face towards the camera in that pic, so that we can all see who she's with. 2010 sees the birth of another useless famewhore.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I am totally with Auntie Mame ~ how in the name of God could a cute little gal like that even stand to be NEAR that fat turd? He gags me....
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 2:06pm.
Speaking of potted plants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EJPzolUpEE
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O that's a good one. VERY good. Thanks;)
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
I call bullshit on this story. Unless this chick is fresh out of a psych hospital no young, rich woman would let Jon NEAR her.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Speaking of potted plants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EJPzolUpEE
Sit on your hands, gold diggers of the world, because Jon is not a wallet fucker we are going to applaud for.
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Why not? Cuz he's a boy? Or cuz he can't seal the deal?
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Something will come of all this govt_cheese: trust. He's like an ordinary man's "god"!
Love you Triston!
I agree: with the over 5 mandatory stay!
MızRo!
lovely email, doll!
OT: I thınk there should be a law agaınst men leavıng wıves that have more than 5 kıds!
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I feel sorry for those women who have such a low esteem of themselves they would hang out with him for any reason.
They are girls to be pitied.
You have a point there, MizRo - he's every divorced guy's superhero. Is he getting his own reality show yet? He would probably have a market of guys watching him play all these diff girls & they would love it. There would be pissed off voices in the background saying, "When the hell does he see his damned KIDS?!" But his market wouldn't care about that. Is there any buzz about a show being in the works for him?
I think these trust fund girls are messing with Jon because it is a guaranteed way to get mom and dad's attention. Fucking around with some loser Federline type is one thing, but parading around some douche with 8 kids and a fascination with celebrity is something that is not going to be tolerated. I bet these girls are all getting new cars and their own homes for dropping that turd.
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I am not a pussy.
He's not attractive ... so he never has to worry about rape. Still burns my hot ass that that stupid coke ho even went there ... grrrrr!
No, really - if he were just a regular middle-aged fat guy in a bar, would he be going home alone or not? Yeah. ALONE.
If he's too stupid to realize that these women only want to be with him to get some "fame" then I'm not going to tell him.
I mean look at him, he has nothing going for him.
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"Hey whore, how does it feel to be a whore? Oh.." - Jeri Blank
He's every balding, chubby, Joe Q. Public's hero!
Getting all the chicks, millions from a show indirectly based oh his "capable spermazoa", "fame", "clothes" (Ed Hardy hence the quotations", interviewed, papped, blah, blah.
He is so fucking immature, and his ex-wife is a narcissistic bitch. The only non-stop texting a man with 8 kids should be doing is about his kids. Moreover, the only life changes Kate should be focusing on most of the time are her kids.
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Submitted by timtim on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 1:29pm.
does this guy EVER have his kids?
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I think TMZ's army of lawyers and his banshee ex made sure of that. Hell, even if he really wants to see them, they don't want him to ruin Kate's victim game. Until he crawls back to big pimpin' TMZ so they can work -- ahem -- film the children.
I also loled at that potted plant pic.. alcohol has a wicked side for that chick!
Ah, fat boy's growing on me. Just because he keeps reminding the world that his ex is nothing but a bleached-blonde Nadya Suleman, made palatable to mainstream sensibilties by marrying this schmuck so before she had her doctor insert her with the litter-making goods, she was Chrischun-certified. Bleh.
does this guy EVER have his kids?