Saturday, January 9th 2010

Blake Lively Is Carol Ferris

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively has beat out the likes of Jennifer Garner, Eva Green, Diane Krueger and Kerri Russell for the role of Carol Ferris in The Green Lantern movie (working title: Ryan Reynolds in Spandex - The Movie). Apparently, the director and the producers originally wanted to cast someone older, but Blake's chichis game audition impressed them so much that they gave her the job. Somewhere in Downtown Manhattan, Harvey Weinstein is quietly weeping into his bowl of crushed double-stuffed Oreos and buttermilk while sitting on the toilet. Yes, I'm a firm believer that Harvey is the eating on the pot type.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Carol Ferris is an aerospace executive who hires cocky test pilot Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds) who later becomes The Green Lantern, Yes, Blake is going to play an aerospace executive. This is almost better than the time Denise Richards played a nuclear physicist in a Bond movie. It looks like Megan Fox's dream of playing a trigonometry professor could come true after all.

Shooting is expected to star in Louisiana this March. The Green Lantern will be out in theaters on June 17, 2011.

Hopefully, they will add subtitles to this shit, because whenever Blake talks it sounds like she's got a bunch of oversized anal beads in her mouth (aka Tommy Girl's second language).

Posted by: Michael K


Anonymous101's picture

Rachel McAdams would have been another better choice. She's 9 years older and yet still looks years younger than this trick.

Emmatrude's picture

GUMBY CALLED, HE WANTS HIS FACE BACK.

Bella's picture

If it's true she´s fucking Weinstein then he's certainly not holding up his end of the bargain with that ridiculous casting choice. This will most definitely be a huge bomb and Blake will be shredded to pieces. Which makes sense I guess, it's not in his favour to make her a huge moviestar because that means she will stop spreading her legs for him.

Juniperjump's picture

This is the look I am talking about.....

Gossip Girls is just shot after shot of Blake looking like this:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2900000/Aaron-s-Serena-Portraits...

I just want to punch her after about 1 minute of it.

Juniperjump's picture

MK is so right about how she talks. I can't stand to watch her and that mouth of hers. She's one of these people that seems to have automatic 'pretty' status because she's blond but I just don't see it - esp, considering the mouth. She constantly has that face on - a combination of 'you've just killed my kitten' with 'I really need to take a shit'.

I think she has a pointy rat face. Don't understand why she's considered beautiful. I don't think she dresses very well either.

I gotta say that in terms of "I could never believe that, never ever ever ever" casting, NOTHING can top Denise Richards as a rocket scientist. Speaking of which, "I thought Christmas only came once a year!" is the most cringe-worthy line in any movie ever. Ugh...ugh...yuck.

mharker's picture

Aw, no love for Keri Russell (though I think Claire Danes should have been considered, too). I don't know anything about Blake Lively, so whatever, but I get upset when a leading man doesn't get an age-appropriate love interest. I'll never forget the MTV documentary that had an interview with Lori Petty and she said that even though she's the same age as Johnny Depp, she'd never be considered as his love interest in a movie. It's true, it's sad, and it's sexist.

MK, this means that she must have given in to Harvey!

Exhibit A: http://www.laineygossip.com/Harvey_Weinstein_sets_his_sights_on_Blake_Li...

Sure, it's an older picture, but it helps prove that Blind Item that you've linked. -Harvey- is pushing Blake Lively's star (among other things...).

MickeyHolland's picture

ginger_t, Even in the cold, harsh reality of daylight (and it is freezing over here in The Netherlands) your words ring true to me. Every year as my birthday nears, these thoughts of "been there, seen that, done that" come creeping up. Bimbo #3442, who's next?

OneBillion's picture

nice dress

GlitterKitty's picture

Oh and those chi chis.... They're fake

GlitterKitty's picture

Well that solves that blind item then because the two episodes I ever saw of Gossip Girl I was busy laughing at how ridiculous that Ed Westwick is and how Blake cannot act for shit. What a terrible show that is. Plus, she has an amazing body but a plain face if ever I saw one.

I hope she enjoys playing an executive (WTF.. at... 22) because if you get boned by that Weinstein to get ahead in Hollywood you better enjoy all the crumbs that get thrown at you....

EatYourVeggies's picture

I don't really think Harvey Weinstein has a "casting couch". With his considerable girth he would most likely have a casting futon or pull-out or a bounce house. He should probably stay away from Tempur-pedics. The space-age foam would swallow him like quicksand.

Centaurious's picture

What about Nicole Kidman playing a brain surgeon in "Days of Thunder."

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EatYourVeggies's picture

This movie is going to suck hard, but probably be a box office success. Usually if you put 2 pretty people in the lead roles it makes decent bucks. Is it just me or do Ryan Reynolds and Blake look like brother and sister?

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 8:16pm.
Why does her face to me scream...

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Maybe this is why!
"There was an arrangement back then – her sexual services for his professional services – and apparently the same arrangement was resurrected recently in the hopes that she’ll finally confirm a juicy role to kickstart a stagnant career."

From a blind item post. It seems that the casting couch still remains.

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mslewis's picture

I really don't think the girl matters in these cartoon movies. However, casting a 23 year old in this role is really kind of stupid. When the movie comes out next year, all the critics will jump on the fact that Blake cannot act and is too young. Why start out with this kind of controversy? I also feel sorry for actresses like Diane Kruger who do so well in a movie like "Basterds" and still have a hard time getting cast in a stupid movie like "Green Lantern." Trying to be an actress is a b!tch!!

And isn't there also going to be a "Green Hornet" movie coming out soon? What's the difference?

paris herpes's picture

Her looks are really boring and ordinary. I think sometimes she looks pretty, but here she looks so bland. Must be the make-up and the pose. I think I've seen her act almost once in the Travelling Pants movie, but then switched the channel because I decided I wasn't bored enough to watch that tripe while on vacation.

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Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 5:01pm.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Why does her face to me scream...

'I lıke golden showers!'

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SeH's picture

Blake is younger than me (25) but looks 30 in the face because she's Harvey Weinstein's personal toilet. When I read the names of the other female candidates I laughed out loud. Ryan Reynolds better look EXTRA hot to make up for this casting fuckery.

Tigerlilly's picture

Meh, I don't even know who this whore is really, nor will I ever see that tween geek masturabatory dry fuck of a movie.

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eggrollin's picture

she looks like a young ellen barkin. too bad that she sounds like she's always got a mouth full of food whenever she speaks.

Fucking_Classy's picture

She's fucking Weinstein alright. Bitch has the acting skills of a rock and the face only a mother could love.

No wonder most of Hollyweird movies suck nowadays, it's just about a bunch of talentless cunts who suck the right dicks...

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Snarf's picture

But will her character become Star Saphire? Somehow I can't see Lively pulling off playing a villain (over the top theatrics on GG notwithstanding)

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FilthyBitch's picture

So this appears to be accurate

http://www.dlisted.com/node/35434

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super-ette's picture

Something about her expression here reminds me of Paltrow

Oh god, what world do we live in where Jennifer Garner and Keri Russell or too old to play the female lead/love interest, and it's just absolutely positively got to go to someone from Gossip Fucking Girl. Because really, don't try to convince me that she won the role for her acting chops. Or wordly view. Not that I am going to see this anyway, but still ... yuck. I am at the point where I think every reality show bimbo looks exactly alike, dresses exactly alike, and shares the same level of talent (a shred of a molecule).

This Hollywood game is so old, stupid and boring. To me. I know for the many talented females who are past their prime at 32 it's just fucking sad. But I guess those are the odds in Hollywood, and if you are really into acting, you develop yourself as a character actor or do Broadway - if you can.

The older I get, the more ridiculous the blonde ingenues seem ...

And one more thing [shambles off couch with dirty glass of JD in hand], wasn't this the blind item with Harvey Weinstein a few days back, about him using and abusing some other wannabe star, and dropping her for his new couch mate?

Gem's picture

Whoever said she looks 30 in the face is right on. She better get the acting jobs now, she'll be playing someone skanky mother five years from now (in porno), if she can ever learn to unclench her jaw, that is

parissucksliterally's picture

oh sure, Blake Lively as an aerospace engineer. I believe it. suuuuuuure.

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peopleperson's picture

She's cute and is a decent actress from what I've seen (traveling pants 1 and an episode of gossip girl. I just don't think she's right to play an executive.

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peopleperson's picture

Can they at least make her a young, up and coming jr. executive? In what universe is a women in her early to mid-twenties an executive? I would hate for this movie to suffer from Kate Bosworth-itis. (i really don't care)

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Sweet Babu's picture

I've never seen this chick's acting so I can't hate.....yet. She looks like a young Virginia Madsen to me.

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govt_cheese on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 4:27pm.

Isn't that the same year Catherine Zeta-Jones was born?
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She does look like she suffers from Zeta-Jones syndrome. Good call.

Hysteria's picture

She kinda looks like Ellen Barkin in that pic.

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ghost of gene rayburn's picture

What does Hollywood have against age-appropriate casting for women? I didn't buy 22-year-old (at the time) Kate Bosworth as a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist with a six-year-old kid in Superman Returns, and I don't buy this. A 23-year-old aerospace company executive?? Puh-lease. I didn't realize the casting couch still had that much influence.

Total marble-mouth.

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Soultonic's picture

Penn Badgley and Scarlett Johansson, please don't get jealous. They're only putting two hot piece's of asses together to make a movie. If Ryan Reynolds happens to stick his tongue and rub his hard dick on Blake Lively it's only acting. I'm sure Ryan and Blake will hate every minute of it.

On another note, Green Latern the movie is going to be a good one. I just recently saw a new anime' version of Green Lantern and it's hot.

lifeislikecake's picture

This HO has already had a nose and tit job. What a waste. And I'm glad Keri Russell didn't get it, I <3 her and she is better than this fucking crap movie.

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fishsticksfan's picture

Whenever I hear her talk, I want to scream OPEN YOUR JAW!!! And her slack face and teeth together and unexpressive eyes - a MANNEQUIN COULD do her job as well.

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 3:54pm.

She was born in 1987? Sure!
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Isn't that the same year Catherine Zeta-Jones was born?

Vern's picture

I am dying from IV's Screendoor comment!!!!
*gasps for breath*

Ryan Reynolds in spanx!

I would ride him like a kayak in a tsunami!

however, I vote eva or diane, even if she does have the stink of the second national treasure on her. at least it's not fishy again. she ruined iron man.

zomay's picture

She was born in 1987? Sure!

Anonymous101's picture

Gah!! I totally would have gone if Garner, Krueger or Russell would
have gotten the part. But now, no deal . . . unless HW can somehow convince the producers to drop her??

mofo's picture

Way to go, Boobs Legsly! I'm sure you'll do the part justice. Nevermind that you sound like you were deprived of oxygen at birth--compounded by a head injury and learning disability. ^_~

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

I also wonder who she had to blow for this.
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TheBreakdown's picture

I saw IronMan and I was not ımpressed.

I know I am ın the mınorıty wıth that. But I can also say the same about Spıder-Man.

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Emmatrude's picture

blake must have sick casting couch game because she has zero talent and for hollywad, her looks are lower tier.

If she's gonna be a short dress and high heels for this movie, I'm gonna be PISSED. I don't want them to Gossip Girl this movie to the ground.

boomsy's picture

Meh, the movie was probably gonna suck anyway; this just solidifies it.

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