Wino Is Addicted To Pussy

Amy Wino recently traded in her addiction to eating crack smoke in wholesale quantities for an addiction to injecting her body with man-made jellies. Well, The Sun is saying that Wino's got a new bag and this one is full of CATS!

One of Wino's friends said that if she doesn't feel a warm pussy on her cheek every hour on the hour she starts to get the shakes. Gerard Butler feels Wino's pain.

The friend said that Wino's apartment is on pussy overload thanks to her 11 pet cats, "She loves cats but doesn't know when to stop. Controlling that many is proving to be a disaster. Her friends are calling her Catwoman now because they're everywhere."

Now let's hold hands around the crystal meth ball and gaze into Wino's future:

Even if you've seen this video before, watch it again to relive the magic of the fight between the Caucasian cat and the bi-racial one at the beginning. They both need to be drive-by slapped by Roomba Cat.

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Submitted by blah blah blah on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 8:43pm.

Wino looks stunning !

Submitted by HellaciousB on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 3:14pm.

Christ, I just singed my nose hairs from reading that post.

Submitted by Mama Moore on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:25pm.

I just wanna know what name that lady with over 100 cats uses when she posts here. Nooooo bitches, it ain't Mama Moore. I'm Team Dog.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:52pm.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:17pm.
MK... FINED for using the word pussy and then showing a fucked up Winehouse picture like that.

FINED!! FINED!! FINED!!

I concur. Not cool to fuck with my head like that. I certainly don't want that image in my spank bank.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:47pm.

MK... FINED for using the word pussy and then showing a fucked up Winehouse picture like that.

FINED!! FINED!! FINED!!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:05pm.

That pic is so fucked up.

Amy: Oh look! See how pretty I am!!
Current fuck buddy: Oh yes! You look awesome!!

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Submitted by super martian r... on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 10:41am.

Wino has to be one of the most unfortunate looking women I have ever seen. I'm sure the drug addiction doesn't really help her out much either. She looks over 40.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 10:15am.

Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 9:38am.
I bet her house smells like hot piss.

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Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 10:08am.

I bet her house smells like hot piss.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 10:07am.

UGH! Whatta face to wake up to!

Mornin!

Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 9:03am.

@ Hekki

The thought of eating Amy is giving me crack indigestion and a bad case of shivers.

Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 8:46am.

@ literary

Well stated!

And to awaken and see Amy's lovely face this morning is giving me indigestion.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 8:17am.

That crazy fuck.

One day they are going to rise up and kill her. And then they will eat her crazy-ass corpse.

Submitted by Shorty on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 7:54am.

A typical Saturday night thread here in 2007-2008 would have had 300-500+ posts...where have all the good times gone?

The bar, the pole, the champagne room...
Ohhh yeah, I remember a cold-hearted gal called DeeDee that did her best to break up what was once a great group called the Night Crew. The NC was an interesting part of MK's history!

Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 6:18am.

Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:36pm.
I am NOT saying that animals do not deserve our care, but I hate the fact that we are more up in arms about animal welfare than a human life. We easily step over a fallen man on the street without asking if they are okay. We immediately think that they are drunks/addicts and it is their fault. Fuck, we don't even step in or call the cops when we see someone being assaulted, killed, whatever, because we do not want to get involved. There is something definitely wrong with that.
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Maybe so, but I would save a cat over a human any day of the week. I would be conflicted over a child. I only have sympathy for children and animals, humans are overrated.

Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:48am.

um yuck!

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:40am.

This universe is unjust: thousands of talented people try hard to get noticed every single day and she had it all but just squanders it away. She's seems like a nasty piece of work, both inside and out.

Submitted by medot on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:20am.

poor kittehs

Submitted by Pet Llama Jimothy on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:11am.

I'm gonna go purposely off topic and say I am really sad that the creator of Gumby dying isn't big news.
RIP Art Clokey
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Submitted by HoityToity on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:28am.

It is late, I am buzzed.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:45am.

And talking about weird smells *dramatic pause*
Megan Fox farts more than Mongo at a campfire eating a bowl of beans!!

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/07/megan-fox-is-stupid-for-promoting-vi...

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:37am.

Submitted by roxie on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:32pm.
it must smell awful in her apartment, like a giant litter box

Cat piss is not a great smell.*puts on holster with fabreze bottle*

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Submitted by AfroBanger on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:11am.

Caucasian and bi-racial cat-lmfao, Michael K I <3 your twisted azz brain =P

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:31am.

If I were as butt-ugly as this chick, I'd be a crackie, too.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:00am.

HI EVERYBODY!!!!!! I hope Amy's not one of the people to die soon, although 28 is the age of death for many famous people.

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Submitted by Soultonic on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:30pm.

these pictures of tila tequila moarning make me laugh.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/07/tila-tequila-the-anguish-of-mourning/

Submitted by roxie on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:02pm.

it must smell awful in her apartment, like a giant litter box

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:38pm.

Anyone that has more than two cats is a mental case...six dogs is Ok though.

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Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:31pm.

Snoopy, yw- glad your friends are ok

I have 2 gray cats. Maddie - old, fat, smart, bad attitude sometimes,stubborn but friendly

Lucy - cuddly, crazy, dumb. How dumb, you ask? Dumb enough to get her head stuck between the slats of a baby gate. Also jumped out of a second story window - twice.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:19pm.

CSG - Good point!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:13pm.

Um, why is this woman still at large? I mean, after ruining a children's play with obscene language and testicular violence, why isn't she in a jail or mental institution or rehab? Do they just let crazy crackheads run around in the U.K.? Well, I guess our answer to that is Lindsay...

Submitted by Soultonic on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:09pm.

Okay..for a rich lady her hair is in very bad shape. it looks like one of those cheap Halloween wigs you buy for $20 bucks.

The other thing is that she needs to change her eye liner to something simpler and a new cute hair cut. i bet you that she would look so much better. Make-over was due yesterday.

The bitch is stuck in the 50's.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:07pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:33pm.
CSG Amy is 27.

Is that old to you?

Old enough to know better.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:03pm.

CSG Amy is 27.

Is that old to you?

Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:00pm.

CSG, exactly. As much as I love movies and tv shows and music and all that junk you just know everyones high off their rockers. Dumbasseseseses.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:58pm.

Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:18pm.

So what youre saying is, youd be amy minus the drugs lolol yeah she's a dumbfuck for wasting herself away. Humans, eh.

Absolutely. It's amazing to me that these celebrities are so far removed from the real world they'd mess up opportunities the rest of us would kill for so they can experience a 20 to 30 minute high. Assholes.

Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:54pm.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:18pm.

So what youre saying is, youd be amy minus the drugs lolol yeah she's a dumbfuck for wasting herself away. Humans, eh.

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Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:52pm.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 6:09pm.
Animal control needs to go over to her crack mansion and see how well these cats are being cared for. Recently my 7 year old cat has taken to biting and scratching the shit out of my 5 year old cat, who now has scabs all over his head a neck. I couldn't imagine trying to keep the calm with a house full of pussy.

I have heard that cats that live in huge groups like that came become feral.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:48pm.

Genny18 - Amy is just old, sad and over-hyped. I feel bad for her because she has real talent but insists on wasting it. WAIT - I'm getting too serious - fuck Amy, if I had her money, I'd buy an island in a hot climate, live on boat drinks and jump on every cabin boy who crossed my path.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:47pm.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:04pm.

You know those pussies don't lick her fucking face for fear of meth death.
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yeah, that and amy's breath.

brr. that would offend even a creature that licks it's own asshole to clean it up. *waves to tiger*

Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:46pm.

Nina needs to touch up her roots.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:43pm.

MY BEAUTIFUL EILEENIE!!!
*covers Eileenie's face with sloppy smooches**

I've been putting in massive amounts of overtime at work (which I don't mind)but I NEED my dlisted to keep me sane! How are you? How's your dad?

Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:41pm.

CSG, did you know Amy's rappy old twat swallows baby kittens whole? Don't let your pussy near her

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:39pm.

CatholicSchoolSlut!!!!! Where have you been????????????????? Happy New Year!

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:37pm.

God bless you Genny18, you've restored my faith in dlisters. This site is dedicated to the most intelligent, critical, hilarious commentary on the web, and I freaked because I felt you all were getting soft! Come on bitches, you know you've got it in you to rule the world.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:34pm.

You know those pussies don't lick her fucking face for fear of meth death.

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Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:33pm.

CATHOLIC!! My nipples are better than winos mangled crack whore crusty titties! Ha!

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sat, 01/09/2010 - 9:28pm.

DLISTERS, HELP! I had a terrible day at work, am DESPERATE for some nasty snark, and you guys all seem to be posting reasonable comments on a Wino thread. (OK, I admit I'm in such a bad mood I didn't read that far back) but WTF??? Aside from Charlie M, Super Martian, Tits and Genny 18 flashing her nipple (thank you for that, by the way), IT'S FUCKIN WINO, THIS IS DLISTED, SHE NEEDS TO BE CANNIBALIZED. Please make me feel better!