The Poof Has Seen Better Days
Jersey Shore's very own Snooki brought her homegrown guido glamour to Florida's Seminole Hard Rock last night to host a "Fist Pumping Competition" at club Opium. Also seen at Opium last night was Gay Al Reynolds who showed up in assless leather pants, a tub of Crisco and a very, very confused look on his precious face.
TMZ says that Snookisaurus was paid $10,000 to get drunk at the club. Hopefully, Snickers uses some of that cash to invest in a Bumpit. Recently Snooki proudly proclaimed that she keeps her poof (not to be confused with this poof) poofy without the help of a Bumpit. But look at that weepy thing on her head. It looks like a year-old shower puff that has been trampled on by a hippo and attacked with a world rockin' grenade. It desperately needs the support of a Bumpit. Nobody can bump it like a Bumpit. Well, Lindsay Lohan can, but that's a different kind of bump.
Here's more of Willy Wonka's favorite wet dream girl destroying me over and over again with her constant abuse of the duckface. Speaking of destroyed faces, that bouncer's "Fuck My Life" face says it all. Dude is definitely calling DeVry this morning.
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$10,000? WHY on earth to people keep egging on trash?
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Britney Spears the world isn't laughing with you they are laughing at you.
ugh
Will somebody punch this ho already!!!
Submitted by Lohohater on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 7:20pm.
i hate this fat ugly bitch. as far as i'm concerned, she didnt get hit hard enough.
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Yeah, the fugly stick shoulda gone full medieval on her.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Someone please do a techno remix of the Oompa Loompah song!!!
i hate this fat ugly bitch. as far as i'm concerned, she didnt get hit hard enough.
i love this show, its mad funny but i hate how the media is trying to make them actual celebrities, we don't need more heidi's and spencers and the like. just let the show be popluar and thats it. i know one thing though, them signing up for this show was the best decision they ever made, 10 grand just to show up at a club? wow. must be nice.
Submitted by RasKimmie on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:43pm.
Fuck you guys if you think this is what NJ is about...Hmmmph. Sure we drink ourselves silly and occasionally punch the shit out of a loudmouth troll. Is that so bad? NJ has many many beautiful areas, and some of us are really fucking classy!! I, for instance, only yark in the privacy of my own home, and it is always top shelf liquor, so FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!
HEY! Dont come on here posting with semen hanging off your lips! Trollop!
Fuck you guys if you think this is what NJ is about...Hmmmph. Sure we drink ourselves silly and occasionally punch the shit out of a loudmouth troll. Is that so bad? NJ has many many beautiful areas, and some of us are really fucking classy!! I, for instance, only yark in the privacy of my own home, and it is always top shelf liquor, so FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Submitted by Coffy1978 on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 9:54pm.
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Haha
"The toolbag with the blow~out"! Pauly D is kinda cute.haha.Fist pumpers.
Snooki looks like her butt smells.Also like she smells like B.O.
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"I told you to touch my poof,NOT MASH IT"
Dude making funny of Snooki on SNL
is america going to make a star out of this stupid cunt too?
When will this bitch's 15 minutes be up?
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idk, all i feel is pity as she is so unaware of what the majority of people think (sans Jersey Shore...but even there I am doubtful). She is trying too hard to be one of these guidette girls (growing up in RI this WAS derogatory) She wants to belong so much it is painful to watch...
Madam s,. don't give them any ideas!! And that's exactly how I feel Manimal...we have all these channels and 98% of what's on them is CRAP! It's just lazy tv...find the most plastic, most trashy, no-talent sleazy person you can, and just roll the cameras. Make millions...make the person who is the equivalant of chewing gum on the bottom of the shoe a "celebrity"...the only consolation is that most of these idiots end up broke jokes...so there's that!
this pig is calling some ELSE fat and ugly? take a look in the mirror, you homely hog!
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You wouldn't know a diamond
If you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious
I can't understand
- Steely Dan "Reeling In The Years"
Manimal5 and pomegranate,
Next progression for American t.v... Snookie in 3-D!
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FIST PUMP!!
Awww, Snookie's ok. Kinda annoying but a fiesty one. Tried to fight 3 chicks at once on the episode I saw today. So funny...calling them hippo and zoo creatures because one of them was fat and the other was ugly.
Submitted by pomegranate on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 10:01pm.
How in the world does televison ever live this era down?
I hear this more and more now, "I've got 800 channels and there's NOTHING to watch".
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How in the world does televison ever live this era down? Baseball has the steroids era, this will be televisions' trash era. Truly pathetic.
Jersey Shore....exactly what level of hell are we in now?
The worse part......(wait for it and then backhand slap me after wards).....I have a small crush on Pauly D.
I need to seek professional help ASAP.
If you notice in the pictures nobody is watching her. Only in one photo do you see a dude taking a picture and I'm still not sure if he is taking a pic of her.
Zebra and lace go together like milke and lemmon juice.
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i still can't believe her hair. she is such a mess.
I'm not hating on her for making her 10K but I will hate on that face in that picture. thanks for those puckered up lips, your undone weave and a flash of your tiger pinned blouse. is that a dancing pole or do think it's the fire station slide pole? can't put out a fire that never started.
I was skimming through InTouch or one of the other rags at B&N today and they showed her 'natural/no makeup' appearance and I thought that she's actually a very pretty girl. Too bad she makes herself actually fugly with all that orange goop.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:45pm.
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That is an awesome avie transformation--lovin' it, lolz!
does anyone NOT from the cesspool we know as New Jersey actually think this trick is attractive? Why the fuck would she need a body guard who would want to touch her... well on second thought after they down a bottle of jager they might be convinced she was one of the oompa loompa extras thus making her actually famous and attractive enuf to bone
Did y'all see this Jersey Shore skit from The Soup?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul454eF0jmw&feature=sub
Unless she miraculously starts fucking a real Hollywood star, her 15 minutes will be up a minute ago.
Submitted by hoozer on Sun, 01/10/2010 - 6:36pm.
Oh God. This girl. YUCK. She makes me want to go off and snort elephant shit or something. BOO.
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hmmmm... does anyone make you want to snort rhino shit? Is there a spectrum of animal shit snorting that applies to specific people? HOW DOES THIS WORK, I AM SO OUT OF THE SHIT SNORTING LOOP.. help a girl out
Oh God. This girl. YUCK. She makes me want to go off and snort elephant shit or something. BOO.
what's with the lace shit? poor thing's so short, her wedgie worked it's way to her shoulders. :(
They are not laughing *with* you, Snooki darling.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
She has the stalkiest body I've ever seen in my life.
I see she's hired Tank Jones as her bodyguard.
As if anyone wants her body.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Trash
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
girl needs to pace herself
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
That trash is laughing all the way to the bank. 10.000 dollars??? Unglaublich!
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Snooki!!! Love her. I would party with her if she wouldn't drink all the booze before me.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
RasKimmie
Jersey was known for its trash long before this whole mess even cropped up on TV. Hate to break it to you!
Can someone say GUTTER TRASH?
This girl is a hot disgusting mess, and without ever watching the show, I can't tell you how much it bothers me that this dried up cumstain excuse for entertainment is linked in any way to NJ.
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Theres only about three inches between her chest and her ass. Midget???
Kudos (as pronounced by Jill Zarin) to the honest injuns at the Seminole Club for the stellar upkeep of their crappy casino! I really like the way they keep the floors all polished around the stripper poles; nothing but the best for their class acts and upscale clientele !
THIS FUCKING SHOW SUCKS. THERE ARE SO MANY UGLY, POORLY DRESSED SIMPLETONS FLOODING AMERICA THAT IT'S SHOCKING TO ME WHY IT'S SPILLING OVER TO TELEVISION. I CAN SEE THE SAME SHIT BY STEPPING INTO MY LOCAL WAL MART AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THESE HAGS ARE ALL OVER THE MAGAZINES RIGHT NOW AND HOLY SHIT IS IT ANNOYING. I ESPECIALLY WANT TO KICK "THE SITUATION" IN HIS TINY, SHRIVELED, STEROID-SHRUNK BALLSACK.
Everyone who watches this show should be rounded up, thanked for the decline in Western Civilization, then fed into a wood chipper.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Team Banana Jesus!
sticky pole
SEE! You think Suzanne Roberts perfectly coiffed hair would have pulled this shit!?
Hmpf, some HSOTM. That's probably a gold coloured straw that dumb shit is so short. Stupid orange smurf.
I bet she smells like Babe cologne and Aqua net