Wednesday, January 13th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Rip Taylor (76)
William Hung (27)
Orlando Bloom (33)
Michael Pena (34)
Nicole Eggert (38)
Atoosa Rubenstein (38)
Shonda Rhimes (40)
Traci Bingham (42)
Patrick Dempsey (44)
Penelope Ann Miller (46)
Trace Adkins (48)
Julia-Louis Dreyfus (49)
Matthew Bourne (50)
Jay McInerney (55)
Richard Moll (67)

Posted by: Michael K


literarylioness's picture

How come Julia Louis-Dreyfuss (and that is Leewé)keeps getting younger? She is born in 1960, so doesn't that make her 50 now?

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll's picture

I loved him on The $1.98 Beauty Show. The bouquet was made of carrot bunches...

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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.

Dion flowerboy's picture

I love Rip Taylor! He gets the joke. Yes he's gay; he's also a Vet, so show some respect. Confetti please!

When I was in High School, we used to go to gameshows as Fundraisers...this was the 80's. After going to so many tapings, my friends and I discovered where the "stars" entered and exited. We met several, including Rip Taylor. Somewhere, there is a picture of Rip Taylor and me, in head to toe acid wash denim, and I have a very alarmed look on my face...because he was pinching my 16 year old ASS!

SF_Mike's picture

Rip Taylor is still alive?

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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.

Albatross's picture

HB, William Hung - "She bangs, she bangs!"

And To Julia, a/k/a Elaine Benes. One of my favorite female TV characters EVAR.

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"I'm not an asshole. I'm just drawn that way." --BK

And Jay Schadler of ABC News...hot!

Hysteria's picture

My god, that pic terrified me. SCarey.

No one should make a face like that, especially with so much pancake makeup.

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Reeter's picture

HBD to all except Penelope Ann Miller. Do not like her - never have.

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Bad decisions make great stories.

HB Rip Taylor! *throws confetti* I loved me some $1.98 Beauty Pageant and the bouquet of withered vegetables the winner received!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

jack-n-the-hat's picture

HB Rip!! Love that guy! Uvy - I do believe so.

HB bunnyman!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Bunnyman's picture

I could not be happier that Rip Taylor and I share the same birth day.

Unfortunately so does William Hung, so that cancels out everything. God is playing a cruel joke on me.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

WORSHIP. Rip. Taylor.

LEGENDARY!!

Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.

Happy birthday William Hung.

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Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by sushi on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:10am.
Is Rip Taylor gay?

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Oy vey! If he isn't a faygeleh, then I'm meshugga.

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Is Rip Taylor gay? Maybe it's me, but he looks a little light in the loafers.

drumroll please.

CindyC's picture

76 MY ASS!
86 is more like it.

Jennifer Aniston should have made that face more often, it might have kept Bradley Cooper around longer.

EvilShoe's picture

ummmm, Orlando Bloom ala Legolas.... its gonna be a good day.

gucci's picture

oh my god i totally worship richard mall! and obviously you guys weren't regular viewers of will and grace cuz if you were you'd know richy wasn't dead lolol

but in the end, oh shit what a cool list of capricorn sluts HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

Miss Meliss's picture

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss looks younger and way prettier now than she did 15 years ago! If she's having plastic surgery, it's the really good stuff that isn't obvious.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

HB, sluts! Good morning, all~

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Is this the dude that opened the door at the Emerald City?

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Plecostomus's picture

Wee-ha! Rip Taylor is still alive!!!

I loved that old queen in Sigmund The Sea Monster.

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Auntie Mame's picture

I thought Rip Taylor was old 30 years ago!

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

loozer's picture

Rip Taylor & Charles Nelson Reilly shared a birthday? Spooky. I would have sworn Rip was in his 50's back when he was doing the $1.98 Beauty Pageant thirty years ago.
Happy B-Day Trace, Patrick, Julia, Orlando, Traci, Pena, Penelope etal.
Applauding Ophelia's Elaine Dance!!!

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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...

Ophelias evil twin's picture

HB Rip and Julia ::throwing confetti while doing the Elaine dance::

mike's picture

I thought both Rip Taylor and Richard Moll were dead.

Happy B-day Julia Louis-Dreyfuss (note the correction, MK).

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 7:34am.

I thought Rip Taylor was much older.
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Well, his wig is at least 82. And so is his act. :)

I thought Rip Taylor was much older.

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suckandfuck's picture

ATOOSA RUBENSTEIN! EEK! JIGSAW IS STILL ALIVE!

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here