Suri's Toy Car Costs More Than Your Real Car
If you drove to work today in a 1987 Nissan Maxima with 340,000 miles on the odometer, cardboard over the broken windows, "can't get clean" seats, and a busted radio that only picks up the Christian station (you know who you are), then you might want to stop reading this. A source tells News.com.au that Tommy Girl bought 3-year-old Suri a $30,000 custom-made miniature replica of an Indy race car.
The source went on to say, “Suri has been mesmerized by auto racing n TV so he thought it would be fun for her to have her own little car to ride in. If Suri truly takes to the sport, Tom plans on having a little race track installed at his L.A. property. But for now she’ll just be going up and down the family’s long driveway.”
Let's get really really REAL here. Suri didn't want that mini race car. If Suri wanted a car, she'd request a burgundy Cadillac Deville with gold-plated accents, tan leather seats and a driver in a tuxedo. Suri is a REFINED LADY. She doesn't play around with stupid race cars.
Tommy Girl ordered that miniature race car for himself, because he heard it makes the boys coo. So if you see Tommy Girl riding around on a booster seat in a toy race car, just coo at him. It'll make his no-no's day.
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Tom & Katie could write a parenting book entitled "What NOT to do with your kids".
Discipline is child abuse!
Let them suck on bottles till they're in kindergarten!
Buy them anything they throw fits for, and never, ever say no!
Let them do whatever they want!
Let them eat whatever they want!
Let them wear whatever they want!
Let them set their own bed time!
Let them tell YOU what to do!
Remember, they're not children, they're little adults and are perfectly capable of making their own responsible decisions!
Yeesh. It will be a damn miracle if this girl grows up to be anything but a selfish, spoiled, snobby, promiscuous little bitch a la Peaches Geldof. I feel so bad for Suri. She might have had a chance had she been born to anyone else. Scientologists need to be banned from having kids.
Sadly, my mom is taking this "parenting" route with my little sister. She's only 6 but she's already backtalking & demanding a new toy everytime they go to the store. Thank god I'm there to counteract the damage & dole out spankings.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING EVIL TO THIS CHILD. SHE DIDN'T ASK THE BE BORN A XENU BABY. SHE'S JUST A KID. I TOO HATE TOMMY GIRL AND HIS ROBOT BEARD AND SURI MIGHT END UP A HUGE BRAT, BUT DON'T HATE ON A THREE YEAR OLD'S ASS LIKE THAT, IT'S CREEPY AS ALL HELL AND NOT PARTICULARLY FUNNY. WHAT IF YOU RAN INTO A LOSER MOM CLUB THAT WAS DISCUSSING HOW UGLY AND RETARDED LOOKING YOUR KIDS ARE, AND WHAT A FUCKING "WHORE" THEY'RE GOING TO BE. REALLY, WE'RE CALLING TODDLERS SLUTS NOW?
You know it's weird that Katie Holmes has been interviewed on the subject of the high heels her daughter wears. She's aware it is controversial. They are ballroom dancing shoes for children. I think it's terrible she allows her daughter to wear them because she thinks they are "cute". How about the poor child's foot development? Women have lasting foot and back problems from wearing high heels. Suri's going to have bunions and back pain by the time she's 10.
Oh hell....I think Suri will pull either a Lilo or Britney is older and ride the crazy train.
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I know this probably sounds ridiculous to parents, but why don't they dress her nice like they did when she was a toddler? Even though I'm sure her clothes are still just as expensive, she always looks very lower-middle class these days. If I didn't know she was Suri, I'd just think she was some random brat I'd find at a crappy department store.
Oh, and UGH to the car tidbit.
Dang how old is this poor child?? She looks like an adult "little person" dressed like that. Sad just sad!
Such an ugly child. I don't see why people call her cute. I personally think Ella Sofia Gordon is much cuter. And I think Suri will either get bored with the race car when she realizes that she can't drive it while wearing dresses and hooker heels or these fuckwits won't make sure she's got all the safety gear even if it's a toy and she's get hurt.
She's cute and please stop hating she was born into money it's not her fault. But those litlle heels are a no-no!
Submitted by Alex222 on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:36pm.
Why is a 3 year old wearing heels? Its so wrong. Suri won't wind up in a good place in my opinion.
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It's not like she's in a good place right now.
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Why is a 3 year old wearing heels? Its so wrong. Suri won't wind up in a good place in my opinion.
Look at that picture, it's so sad! With the purse and little heels and all, she looks like a tiny little old lady. Not at all what a cute, charming three-year-old should look like!
Shit, bet she's already been audited. She's going to grow up with more guilt than a half Catholic, half Jewish girl-child from Lithuania, right? I say let her have her stripper heels and big wheels while she can enjoy them. It's only a matter of time before they convince her how fucked up she is...and she will be..because she was raised by two obviously celebutared individuals.
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Dayum, you got that right, dude, that toy cost more than the 2000 Beetle I drive. That is one spoiled child. They're making a mistake not teaching her the word "no". Ah, but the stories that we'll hear when she turns into those teen years and starts causing trouble, if she's allowed our of their sight for a min or 2. Can't wait for the entertainment to begin. :D
In that photo, Suri has a case of the fugs.
Tom and Katie, did Casey Johnson teach you nothing? Wonder at what age Suri is going to start looking for parenting in a liquor bottle or crack pipe.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I think Cruise is losing it. I fear for Suri's fate.
WHY TERI BO BERI, WHY DID YOU STAND ME UP IN THE OPEN POST TODAY?
Because you are ASKEERD! HA!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Banana Jesus, people! It's not her fault her parents are a couple of alien-worshipping freaks. Give the little girl a break. She's just trying to be happy in a weirdo environment.
Spoiled brat children turn into horrible hatefull adults.
WOW! She's not growing up spoiled or anything.
I'd rather have the love and respect from my parents than some expensive materialistic gesture gift......no fuck that I want money...yes wonderful MONEY hahahahahaha!!!!
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Ugh, little monstrous alien. Violet Affleck is actually seen doing childhood things and wearing appropriate clothes, unlike this robot.
I cannot wait for the inevitable tell-all memoir from Suribot or Katiebot.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
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That is one weird looking, unattractive child.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Tom Cruise's sister is so hideous. Suri needs to get out in the sun more often, she is too pasty looking. Like a fucking ghost or something.
The other two kids Tom adopted sure got the short end of the damn stick.
Not so cute anymore.
My daughter was mesmerized by hockey at that age. I didn't go out and by her hockey gear. Guess what? She got over it.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
A real, non-contributing, useless slut in the making. She is what 3, and already has diva attitude. It's not her fault though, her parents are to blame. Nothing wrong with providing your kids with all of life's necessities and fun things when you have the money but bringing them up to be spoiled, high brow brats that dont appreciate what they have , is just wrong.
There are enough useless and worthless people and especially "celebrities" in this world (Kim Kardassian, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller...) - making yet another from scratch is irresponsible.
Next to polluting the atmosphere and poisoning our food, add spoiling children rotten to create useless human beings, as some of the irresponsible things people can do.
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:33pm.
Is the woman next to Suri Tom Cruise's sister? She's got that sunglasses/maniacal smile/big nose thaang going on.
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Is the woman next to Suri Tom Cruise's sister? She's got that sunglasses/maniacal smile/big nose thaang going on.
So tiny and she already has middle age arm flaps.
Tone up girl!! Pilates, yoga, you can doooo it!!!
This post is perfection. MK made me do some serious ROFL at my desk here.
My favorite part:
"Suri is a REFINED LADY. She doesn't play around with stupid race cars."
A little Blair Waldorf in the making
ugh....Perez ripped this story off DListed and put it on his site. I've been noticing him do that a lot lately with Michael K's stories. He is so NOT original.
I know, I'm pathetic, I can't stand this little brat. Bitches car cost more than mine!
I'm almost more offended by the fact that they have that little girl in heels. And is that the chick who played "Blossom" to her left??
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:40pm.
You certainly are a hateful bunch of people here.
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My first car: a hand me down white Honda CVCC, not the super super tiny model, the next size up, which was about as big as a large JetPuff marshmallow. AM radio. Choke. $1500. It had a lot of pick up, and could fit 6 college kids and lots of beer bottles.
In other news, I hate those fucking kiddie ballroom dancing shoes on this kid. I hate the whole girlie girl clothing theme as well.
My sister would only wear dresses as a child and threw tantrums otherwise, but eventually grew out of it - the clothing choices, that is. She kept on throwing tantrums until she was in her 40s, when she became born again. So there's that to maybe look forward to for Suri.
Also, in looking at Suri in this pic, I am realizing the tot-girls and bad drag queens dress exactly alike. Cartoon hyperbole of femininity.
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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:49pm.
:))) It's true... I get tired of battling morons - except Lyle (he's so stupid, it was fun!)
not to sound crass or anything, but that little girl looks like a cunt
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:12pm.
This little monster is going to be such a horrible adult. Never taught boundaries, never heard the word "no", never reined in in any way.
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kinda sounds like Tommy Girl, don't it?
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:38pm.
I don't see Shiloh or her siblings having a 30,000 toy sports car. Better yet Brad and Angelina have had built medical centers and schools in thier childrens name. I see so many people bitching about a toy that cost this much and rightfully so. I don't know any child who wears outfits that cost thousands of dollars besides maybe trumps kid and suri. I don't think the JP children will look back and regret the lack of toys their parents provided them.
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No. Their daddy is too busy buying himself $1M artwork and then to better his publicity makes a donation after.
Let's not pretend that the Jolie-Pitt clan have taken a vow of poverty
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Terri-Ann is a Brangeloonie. In her eyes, they can do no wrong even though I wouldn't be surprised if the J-P kids grow up to be just as fucked up if not more so than Suri.
I love how Terri-Ann and her like can claim they are "normal" kids even though they are looked after by a team of nannies, travel via private jet, do not attend school, and have parents who whore them out for PR and $$$. In fact, most of the money they give to charity comes from the money they get from selling the kids' pcitures.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:40pm.
You certainly are a hateful bunch of people here.
THEN LEAVE YOU RETARDED CUNT!!!
TeriAnn, go the fuck away you Brangelooney. On point, get Suri out of the high heels for fucks sake.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:20pm.
Right One BB!!! Why the fuck does she even come, or should I say CUM, here?????
Shiloh and Suri are both poor little rich girls and were created to make their parents rich by selling their pictures to the highest bidder and making mommy and daddy look just like everyone else so we can't guess the dark secrets. Why do they have to bring kids into these things?
God how I love suckandfuck!
I can understand having money, but fucking hell, don't spend $30,000 on a three-year-old. That's just a recipe for "Casey Johnson" syndrome. Way to go, Tommy Girl. You've just signed a fucking death warrant for your child.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:40pm.
You certainly are a hateful bunch of people here.
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FUCK YOU!
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