Hoff Out, Howie In
The America's Got Talent set will now have a sanitizing station at every corner and contestants will have to marinate in a bath of hot vinegar before taking the stage, because Howie Mandel is going to be the newest judge! Last week, The Hoff announced that he was triple X-ing himself off the show to go and do his own thing (aka have a threesome with a cheeseburger and a bottle of Jack).
Yesterday, NBC confirmed that after several OCDers from A&E's Obsessed thoroughly disinfect The Hoff's old chair and button, Howie will settle into his place beginning this summer. Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan will also be back as judges.
I'd high-five Howie, but that would probably cause him to chew his own hand off. On second thought, let's all high-five him anyway, because watching him chew his own hand off sounds pretty fucking entertaining. Now that's TALENT! No X from me.
via HuffPo
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IT'S SO FUNNY THAT HOWIE MANDEL MADE IT TO LEGIT STATUS...TO ME HE'S JUST THE DUDE WITH NASTY HAIR FROM "BOBBY'S WORLD".
I thought the jew was a germaphobe?
So how can he put his face so clsoe to Hollywood Blvd>
Can't stand Howie. Sad that now there won't be any American judges.
The show blows anyway. I'm done with it.
submitted by Porcelyn on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 6:39pm.
Isn't it kind of silly to not have any of the judges be American?
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Ain't that the truth? I guess we don't know our own talent. What is Howie doing so close to the ground? He must of freaked out when he got up and needed to be deloused. Can you imagine sleeping with this guy? I bet he races to the shower as soon as he's done. Yuck.
Isn't it kind of silly to not have any of the judges be American?
IF I EVER SEE HIM I WILL BEAT HIS FACE INTO THE GROUND!
That seems like a good replacement.
I want to have dirty angry sex with this man in the mud. Mmmmmm!
I sentence Howie to watch 80 hours of A&E's HOARDERS for driving me insane when my kids were little and played that hideous TUNELAND CD-ROM game over and over, with Little Howie's annoying voice!!
*rips out own ears*
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Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:38am.
cue ball
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um.. you're calling a scratch?
Why is it that American's Got Talent doesn't have any american judges?
Who's this guy?
What's this show?
Fuck it... it's NBC, so it's no wonder this means nothing to me.
I only watch the biggestloser - Jillian is totally my girl crush - and Community on that channel.
Whamo is my new best friend!
Whamo is my new best friend!
Sorry to see the Hoff go.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Submitted by seejaneclick on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:17pm.
I can't stand his arrogant ass. Most people get over the OCD thing with therapy and WORK, but since he uses it to further his career by utilizing it as a tool for sympathy, he's no better than any other fame whore out there.
His. Poor. Wife.
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I couldn't agree more. Both he and Howard Stern are in the same boat. Like it's somehow cool ,and they're troubled geniuses that must somehow suffer this for their art. What a pant load! I understand there is a drug that pretty much stops this right away when taken. Fuck them both...douchbags!
I can't stand his arrogant ass. Most people get over the OCD thing with therapy and WORK, but since he uses it to further his career by utilizing it as a tool for sympathy, he's no better than any other fame whore out there.
His. Poor. Wife.
Howie is so hot. Not all men are sexier bald than with hair, but Howie is one of them.
Poor Howie, I saw him on Larry King talking about his OCD... Talk about being miserable.
@Pleco - What's in your coffee today? What a line up!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
@ OurMissC: I want to see AGT hosted by Kristen Stewart, Joaquin Phoenix, and to balance out all that manic energy and lend an air of gravitas, William Shatner.
Or David Caruso.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:26am.
*hands S&F a shovel*
Howie and his OCD get a pass from me. I liked his video game Tuneland!
Pretty soon every show is gonna have Regis, Ellen and Howie. Can't we get some fresh blood on these shows?
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
lol snowy yea and to you too!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
jack don't worry, it's gonna happen naturally soon anyways
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:26am.
I like how I'm saying "your" even though its my fantasy.
LOL! S&F, if I were bald, I'd let you rub your dick on my head anytime!
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"I'm not an asshole. I'm just drawn that way." --BK
I was bald for about a year, that shit is MAIN.TUH.NENCE. never again.
*sneezes on Howie*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I never understood his appeal.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
The tidal wave of talentless celeb-douches just keeps getting bigger. Howie Who?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
He has a vagina on his chin.
I'd high-five Howie, but that would probably cause him to chew his own hand off.
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That's funny.
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Anyone remembers that mess from last year ""Howie Do it''? *shudders*
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:43am.
Is Deal or No Deal not on TV anymore?? I just realized I hadn't seen it in a long time.
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It's on at like 4, it's a half hour show now.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Is Deal or No Deal not on TV anymore?? I just realized I hadn't seen it in a long time.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:29am.
sucky: I never found him attractive till he shaved his head!
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SAME, I want to make a deal in his anus dohohohohohoho.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
The man responsible for Walk Like a Man and A Fine Mess will be judging talent??
http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/walk_like_a_man.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xgDJUWDazQg/SqnDSezivkI/AAAAAAAAAUU/XfsHTiECx7...
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
cue ball
right hand pocket
I liked Howie before he turned into a Dr. Evil/Rico Suave combo.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:31am.
How did they convince him to lie on the filthy ground like that!
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They wiped it with The Hoff's hair first.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
How did they convince him to lie on the filthy ground like that!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
sucky: I never found him attractive till he shaved his head!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
With no job to keep him honest, I predict The Hoff will be dead in a year.
Sad.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I am ok with this. He's somewhat fuckable..hmm..uhhh maybe its just the bald head, you know you want to grab that shit while getting pounded and rub it with your dick when he falls asleep. I like how I'm saying "your" even though its my fantasy. FUCK.. I GUESS I LIKE HOWIE MANDELL A LITLE BIT...hoo boy this is awkward.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here