If It Didn't Work The First Time.....
Josh Duhamel surprised his wife of one year Fuggie Fug with a vow renewal ceremony in Santa Barbra, CA last week. UsWeekly claims that Josh set up a ceremony on a cliff overlooking the ocean. That was very conscientious of Josh. That way either of them could've jumped off the cliff if they decided not to pinky swear to faithfulness. Unfortunately, neither of them jumped to freedom.
As you might remember (but you probably don't, because the good shit kills memory cells), Josh was accused of passing his peen to an Atlanta stripper last year. The stripper claimed she got down on the down low with Josh. Josh denied away.
This could be the reason why Josh decided they should renew their vows. Maybe he thinks if he wipes the stripper's panty pudding off his vows, it'll stick this time. But I don't know why bitches bother with that vows shit. You are just setting yourself up! Be real about it. Just say some shit like, "I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner.......unless I get really fucking drunk and some hot piece gives me the eye."
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Don't know about Ashley Judd, but she def. looks like Nia Vardalos here.
She doesn't look very happy here...
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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:50pm.
Loser faux switch-hittin tramp! Go make another Moulin Rogue wannabe.
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Moulin Rogue? You mean Moulin Rouge? And if you're talking about "Nine", that's not a Moulin Rouge "wannabe"--it's a remake of an old Italian film.
Also, she looks really pretty here? I hope she keeps this look up.
Anyway, I don't know if we should immediately piss on Fergie for this. MK did say it was a SURPRISE vow renewal. She probably didn't have a hell of a lot of time to mull over it, and maybe was just pleasantly excited at the time. Either way, it's just an excuse for a pretty (boring) party and is generally meaningless, so it doesn't really make any difference to whether or not they get divorced later. Might as well enjoy what little time in a marriage one has left?
that means he was creepin'!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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And we all know there is always a hot piece giving him the eye, stink ass drunk or not, doesn't matter. He's just trying to keep the gravy train.
"that doesn't even look like Fergie in that picture! That looks more like Ashley Judd!"
Yeah, that's seriously the best picture I have ever seen of her. She's never looked prettier. I know, I know. I hate myself too when I say something nice.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I wish I could redo my wedding. We were so broke, we had a budget wedding. I would love to do it again and have it the way I really wanted it. But I think renewing wedding vows is stupid, so I will have to get over it.
OR he might actually love her, and wanted to demonstrate it in a thoughtful and romantic way, and the ho who claimed she blew him did it for money and notoriety and made the whole thing up. ... nah, me either.
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but, then again, what do i know?
I just don't get the whole vow renewal thing...... They've been married a year, he fucked a stripper, yeah nothing says I really love you like renewing their vows. Maybe assholes like these need to do it, cause they obviously can't get it right and can't be faithful to begin with. Now let's see who starts renewing their vows on a weekly basis, yeah that's should be the new IN thing. I've been married 16 years, haven't had a renewal yet, don't need it, never will.
that doesn't even look like Fergie in that picture! That looks more like Ashley Judd!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I'm getting the feeling that they both want a "do-over" on their marriage because they both messed up. They can pretend renewing undoes past wrongs, but there's no magic erase stick for infidelity, so good luck with that.
Um, go Fergie? All the good stuff has already been said.
Submitted by BBGemini on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:50pm.
It looks to me like Fuggie is training her eyebrows back down to a human position, lol. You know, stop plucking out the normal brow line and quit wearing them halfway up the forehead. Like Michelle Obama! They both look way improved. That said, we know how Michael K gets wet over villainess brows.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:54pm.
It's cuz I did that to myself that I share MK's eyebrow obssession (really, we're totally meant for each other;p). I just got into a zone one day and plucked them so high. Do you have any idea how long and complicated the act of fixing that shit is? It's AWFUL! That's when I became obsessed - yearning for normal eyebrows...
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
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Michael's right: It is all about the brows! I used to pluck too thin in the 90s, and it took forever to get them back to normal!
Photobucket pics of Fergie with evil clown brow along side Carrot Top:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/carrot%20top%20fergie/shabasmyhubby/f...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/carrot%20top%20fergie/bonniemarche/ca...
*crickets*
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Did anyone else think she was Taylor Swift?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Don't people usually do vow renewals after 10, 15, 20 years of marriage? Bizarre that they're doing it after 1! I feel like this makes Josh seem even shadier, like he had to make something up to Fergie & show her that he's in this for the long haul...
OurMissC on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:19pm.
I get the feeling this is a publicity stunt.
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Me too. Everything these days is a publicity stunt.
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Say it ain't so Fergie, say it ain't so...this makes you look soooo weak :(
She looks really happy in that pic (not).
DD- MK posted pics of fergie pissing herself.. in concert i think. Over a year ago or so? Embarrassing!
And couples renewing their vows who have not been married for a long time = impending divorce. That or media whoredom, but I think her it is the former. I know a few couples who have done this and they have all split within a short time after.
I'd do her before I'd do him. what? she's fergalicious.
This ceremony is a band-aid on a gaping, bloody wound. Way to go Fergie, your man cheats on you and you respond by re-newing your vows...shoulda responded with a phone call to a divorce lawyer.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:26am.
Who renews wedding vows after one year? I would say...someone with a guilty conscience perhaps?
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maybe they were "just kidding" the first time around... (Congrats, No Words, on the 30 yrs!!)
I think this is the prettiest picture I've ever seen of her.
And, if she was looking for "a well endowded" man, why did she pick him?
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:14pm.
http://www.gaysexblog.net/images/josh_duhamel_front.jpg
Hekki, yeah- she fucked up her face.
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You wouldn't know a diamond
If you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious
I can't understand
- Steely Dan "Reeling In The Years"
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hubba hubba!
Now that I think about it, I wouldn't care if he was prettier than me, I'd just enjoy looking at him. No need to look at myself.
PSL: I've heard things about Ashley Judd, too. Like that she's a condescending cunt and stuff.
And she has Joker Face now. She used to be adorable.
P.S.: I farking LOOOOOOVE Steely Dan.
Submitted by BBGemini on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:50pm.
It looks to me like Fuggie is training her eyebrows back down to a human position, lol. You know, stop plucking out the normal brow line and quit wearing them halfway up the forehead. Like Michelle Obama! They both look way improved. That said, we know how Michael K gets wet over villainess brows.
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It's cuz I did that to myself that I share MK's eyebrow obssession (really, we're totally meant for each other;p). I just got into a zone one day and plucked them so high. Do you have any idea how long and complicated the act of fixing that shit is? It's AWFUL! That's when I became obsessed - yearning for normal eyebrows...
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Just in case someone wants quotations from Fergie
"I’ve been very honest with him from the get-go. I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there."
Loser faux switch-hittin tramp! Go make another Moulin Rogue wannabe.
It looks to me like Fuggie is training her eyebrows back down to a human position, lol. You know, stop plucking out the normal brow line and quit wearing them halfway up the forehead. Like Michelle Obama! They both look way improved. That said, we know how Michael K gets wet over villainess brows.
I love how everyone mentions Josh *allegedly* cheated whereas Fergie ADMITTED she cheated on Josh with women and had to learn from her therapist that this is cheating.
The audacity of this young women to consider all her acts with women as somehow invalid and not impeding on her relationship with her husband. To me, it exhibits a strange sort of homophobia, apparently women are just accessories to her sexuality where Josh has her sentiments? That is absolute bullshit.
Just like Lady Caca saying she's never been in love with a woman. Ummm, so then you aren't really bisexual? Because Bisexuality is something people identify themselves with, no fetishize.
She actually looks really pretty in this pic. What happened to her?
Congrats to the Goslings!
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 12:25pm.
CONGRATS MRS G! I assume it's to Ryan, you are just "renewing your vows?" LOL
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lmao exactly...Fergie and Josh are just trying to jump on the bandwagon
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
He looks hawt in that pic and she is not her fugly self. Good photographer.
CONGRATS MRS G! I assume it's to Ryan, you are just "renewing your vows?" LOL
xoxoxoxooxxo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Wow, so she really is as dumb as a box of rocks then? Blubbing throughout? Give me a break.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
FUGGY UGGY PUSSY PISSY.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Didn't fuggie just reveal that she didn't know girl on girl action was considered cheating?
I get the feeling this is a publicity stunt.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
I think she kinda looks like Annette Funicello in this pic. But with blonde hair. And arms like Matthew McWhatsHisFace.
http://www.celebritiesfans.com/Pic/annettefunicello.jpg
Alas, PSL has shattered my Rose Colored Glasses.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
Be real about it. Just say some shit like, "I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner.......unless I get really fucking drunk and some hot piece gives me the eye."
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But don't say that cuz those are my vows. Called it, stamped it.
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Fuggy Uggy. Pissy Pissy.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
LMAO @ ELB & Jack. 15 minutes?????????
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:58am.
Uh why would you renew yor vows a year after marrying???
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Maybe they were just refreshing the page.
P.S i I mention im gettng married August 7th?!!! Yay me!!
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Congrats! And I see you've been MISS Gosling all this time!
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I'd become a stripper just to bang him until his balls don't bounce anymore.
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Wait. WHEN did Fergie piss herself?
Both look really tense and uncomfortable. Predicting break-up in one month, after both release their new whatevers.
Double Jeopardy, Double Cunt, Double post....lol
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You wouldn't know a diamond
If you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious
I can't understand
- Steely Dan "Reeling In The Years"