Becks' Personal Jesus
At an AC Milan vs. Juventus game in Turin, Italy yesterday, Becks ripped off his shirt and revealed a new tattoo of Jesus hanging out on his torso. The tattoo is apparently a copy of Matthew Brooks' The Man of Sorrows painting.
You know, I'm all for Jesus hanging out on Becks' torso, but just imagine going down on Becks. I mean, you're on your knees, licking on Becks' peen when you look up and see Jesus staring down at you? What do you do? Do you wait for Jesus to hold up a score card so you know how you're doing? Or do you let the Catholic guilt get to you and silently weep on Becks' peen (Note: Halting the blow job is not an option)? As if sucking dick wasn't pressure enough!
Here's more of Becks' Jesus tattoo along with pictures of Becks motorboating one of his teammates and pantsing himself on the field. Because even Becks can't resist pantsing Becks.
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why the fuck when your a rich successful douche would you get such SHITTY tattoos?
fucking research and get some real art from talent.
these guys pull up in their limo to the stankiest street shop and get scratched on.
hey soccer douche, it looks like shit!
get it lasered and go to a legit tattoo artist
FOR FUCK SAKES
So how does he explain wearing a yamakah and going to Temple?
Weirdo!
I didn't even know he's not on the Galaxy team anymore. Of course, soccer is only on the spanish channels.
Submitted by kevinvt83 on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 8:38pm.
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I'm writing in to the Nat'l soccer league commission as we speak. "Changing shorts" should be a mandatory rule. The next rule I'm writing in is that Becks should always have to play in a jockstrap and never be allowed to speak in public.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Why is he changing short in the field? and taking off his shirt? Totally show off!! (and I like that).
i thought he was Jewish?
nice bod. ;-)
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Nah not really, I remember reading in one of his books that he has some Jewish family (I think only his Grandad was Jewish, the one that passed away recently) & he has said that he feels he has a bigger "connection" to the Jewish faith than any other because of his Grandad but he's not practicing or anything. But he's also said that he doesn't follow any particular religion. I think to be honest he just likes religious themed tattoos, doesn't matter what religion.
i thought he was Jewish?
nice bod. ;-)
OVER HYPED/PAID ASSHOLE!
The fact that he has no pecs is a shame.
Good GOD!!! This man is the perfect specimen of physique EVAR.
I totally fail to get the appeal of this guy. He looks like a yob in need of a shower.
so that means he's not into alien shit?
so much ink in maturing skin is gross,
but I wouldn't say not in getting near that sexy ass,
gotta admit though i find his voice and accent adorable I don't really get what people find wrong with his voice.
OMG! I see the face of Jesus in Beck's abs!!!
*immediately stops being atheist*
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
now i kinda understand why islam discourages imagery of mohammed.
blech.
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Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
ali g interviews posh & becks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc
he use to look so fucken hot, now he just looks dirty
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
I'd rather he'd use his passion for soccer in a correct way. And sorry, that doesn't mean opening 'soccer academies' where he charges people for... whatever.
Bitch could start in the LA area too. If he used 10% of his paycheck to build and academy for the poor, but talented, kids around there, maybe, just maybe I'd buy his story about wanting to make soccer big in America.
He's committed, sure, but let's not kid ourselves, bitch sucks compared to much more talented players outside of England, not married to Posh Spice.
For a multitude of reasons, whether valid or not, it is impossible to have everyone on your side. There will always be someone with a snide remark and there will always be someone to pick a fault
He is still the daddy for the simple fact that he does as he pleases and earns his keep doing something he is passionate about.
Good on 'im.
--thanks awfully--
Becks doesn't trick me - he is trying to keep Tom Cruise away from his bits and pieces by tacking on more religious symbols. Wish he would get the hint that Becks won't change his religion.
#77 is one lucky fucker.
That skin is already sagging.
This is not cute.
See, Becks, not even conditioning yourself to pretend to be decent at football can stop it.
2 years top and his geriatric tats are going to start scaring the shit out of innocent fans.
Shit, actually, make it 10 years.
Becks will try to not retire like Jay Leno, altho his 'prime' form was like 50 years ago,
Jesus is probably bummed out because He knows Posh's inner thigh is gonna be rubbing all up on Him and stuff.
Miss Jane & angel: this is where a ball gag would be useful....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
lmao at sweet, innocent MJT...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
@Miss Jane- I'm with ya!!
I don't give a shit what he sounds like...he's HOT
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:05pm.
here we go..... *waits patiently for loozer to make homo-erotic comment*
Snowy beat me to it! LOL.
Sucky, it should be a rule in all sports for the guys to put on their pants on the field or court!
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:01pm.
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Great player, never one of the best, imho.
He only went to LA Galaxy for the spondoolies and plays for Inter during the MLS off-season to try to remain in contention for England's squad, else he'd be dropped.
Currently living off former glories. That and tattoo ink.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:08pm.
I just read his Wikipedia page where they say he has OCD and is "addicted to the pain of the tattoo needle."
He's probably addicted to the pain of looking as his wife, too.
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ROFL!!!!!!!
Well...she does look spiky and spiny.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:07pm.
I know I am alone here...but what dirty, dirty things I would do to that man. YUM.
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Not alone. I'll come with.
(*giggle*that sounds dirty;p)
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:04pm.
roo, the team "borrowed him" or some shit. I think he is only playing for them for a few months or something.
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Thanks, Jack. But what happened to his "injury"? I wonder if Posh is making him play injured just so she can keep buying those $100,000 handbags. I nearly had a coronary when I heard that's what she spends and then saw the pic. I've seen better in Chinatown. And cheaper!
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I just read his Wikipedia page where they say he has OCD and is "addicted to the pain of the tattoo needle."
He's probably addicted to the pain of looking as his wife, too.
I know I am alone here...but what dirty, dirty things I would do to that man. YUM.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Thanx Jill!
Maybe the answer to my own question is Google Safe Search. I am able to view the Statue of David here at work with all the security features.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
lmao. protocol.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
here we go..... *waits patiently for loozer to make homo-erotic comment*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Snowy if you look around on that link there are lots of twigs and berries.
And even some kielbassi!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:02pm.
I don't get why he took his tuhvvrowsers off....
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PROTOCOL. SORRY JACK I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOUR SHIT BUT RULES IS RULES. PROTOCOL.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
roo, the team "borrowed him" or some shit. I think he is only playing for them for a few months or something.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Jack: but you know you loooved it~
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Jill : loozer
is only interested in the statues that show twigs and berries
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I don't get why he took his tuhvvrowsers off....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I don't follow futbol so I know not the answer. But wasn't he one of the best players in the world? Didn't he come to L.A. and get paid an ungodly amount of money and then he didn't produce because of injury? So what is he doing back playing for European teams????
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Those tattoos are an attempt to butch up hıs ımage despıte hjıs Mınnıe Mouse voıce.
EPIL FAIL.
Yeah we'd all hıt ıt and tell any and everyone anyway!
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Don't judge! You know he voted for Banana Jesus and so he is safe. (thinks about getting a Banana Jesus tattoo)
I wouldn't let him speak. But I'd fuck him till I wore out my yes yes.
Snowy, Snowy, Snowy, Snowy!
That is Art, No? At what point does Art become Porn? Things that make you go Hmmmmmm.
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But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself ...
Y'know, I like tattoos but enough already.
Next he needs to try branding.
As in branding iron, not slutting himself out to the highest bidder.
LOOOOZER! that was NSFW!!
ahahahahhaahhaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown