Bradley Cooper Embraces The Gay Rumors
B. Coop thinks it's absolutely fantastic that people are saying he let Victor Garber tickle him in the pink (he bleaches) back in the day. In case you're just joining us, there was a blind item floating around that many (including this bitch) thought was about Victor Garber and Bradley Cooper.
B. Coop, who is currently starring in Reese & Jakey: The Sequel with Squinty Zelleger, told The Independent (via DS) that he has nothing but laughs for that rumor, "People thought we were dating. It was all over the internet. It was the first time I read a rumor like that about me, and I just thought it was fantastic."
Yes, I'm sure the thought of Victor Garber dick-tapping him on the nalgas made Bradley laugh for hours. Bradley laughed until a wave of saliva poured out of his mouth onto his chest....and then Bradley kept laughing. Bradley had to pinch his nipples to try and stop the laughter, but it didn't work at first. So Bradley continued to laugh laugh laugh away while pinching at his wet nipples. Bradley laughed, pinched, laughed, pinched, laughed, pinch, etc.. etc.. Finally, after Bradley had no more laughs to give, he excused himself to change his panties in the bathroom.
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I used to have SUCH a crush on Victor Garber back in the day. He's wonderful as John Wilkes Booth in Sondheim's "Assassins."
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Only a fag would say "fantastic."
Or maybe a Brit.
Well. Same thing.
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S&B, Ewwww tapered fingers.
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LOL...I just thought the same thing, along with his beady squinty eyes, skinny hook nose, pointy chin and jagged little teeth.
I mean, why is this guy considered in any way attractive?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Ewwww tapered fingers. Tapered fingers on a man mean a tapered.... *BARF*
This it the new trend of closet gays. It started with George Clooney. Bring up the rumor and laugh about it. "Oh, if I was gay I wouldn't hide it" BS. They think it makes them look cool and more straight. Nope, Brad, we know you like the boys and everyone in NYC knows it too.
Brad is hot in movies but looks so skeezy in real life.
O, and he's totally gay. Victor totally hit that.
Ron can sue all he wants, I don't wanna believe he's gay. Burger's too cute.
(Im hoping thats his name in SATC)
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Ron Livingston is the guy who's trying to sue wikipedia:
http://scifiwire.com/2009/12/defying-gravity-star-sues.php
The only reason why someone started a rumour that he was dating Garber at some point was because in an interview he said he was one of the closest friends he had, and even after Alias, they still saw each other often.
I don't care if Cooper likes the peen or is heteroflexible, but if I were Garber I'd sue. Dating Cooper would be below him.
TTFN
Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 6:58pm
Who was that idiot trying to sue wikipedia because someone kept changing his sexual orientation to gay? Now that's what I call a closet case. What a moron.
Ron something or another... the guy from "Office Space"
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
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Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
I love straight guys that don't care if people think they're gay because they are comfortable with their sexuality. Now that makes the guy even hotter.
Who was that idiot trying to sue wikipedia because someone kept changing his sexual orientation to gay? Now that's what I call a closet case. What a moron.
Cute couple.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 4:48pm.
Is he some kind of hot shot or super stud that all these menz and womenz want to have sexy times with him?
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Yes he is! *swoon*
B Coop's got the "gay eyes." He can't hide them. Why should he?
And I only remember Victor Garber playing Liberace in a TV movie. Is he some kind of hot shot or super stud that all these menz and womenz want to have sexy times with him?
I've always had a pepaw crush on Victor Garber, ever since Titanic. Don't judge! So hooooootttttt!
I need help.
Ah, the non-denial denial. You'll notice he doesn't contradict it, just says it's "fantastic."
Honestly, this rumor was floating around long before Cooper "hit it big" with The Hangover. And so what if he's gay? He's still a middling actor with no personality. Being gay is neither here nor there.
Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 3:15pm.
Spicedong, aliens????? I'm sorry I asked
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yeah...some hideous creatures that fed on the people the killer brought to them on the train.
it was as bad as it sounds. you did not miss much.
"Honey, we're all lesbians when the right man is not around." - Karen Walker
Banana Jesus- I'd like to say your ass was robbed for HSOTM. I voted for you, though.
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"People thought we were dating. It was all over the internet. It was the first time I read a rumor like that about me, and I just thought it was fantastic."
Um. That's gay.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Fuck Bradley - I want Victor Garber!
You never fail to make my pecker stand up a bit.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:09pm.
BCOOPY BUTTCRACK FAGGY NEEDS TO GET HOT DOGGED BY MY SWEATY DICK.
Thanx I.V. Good to be reminded of Young V.G.!
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BCoop was really cute back in his Globetrekker days. I haven't seen him in anything but Alias as an actor. Everyone in Alias was good - it had the JJ Abrams magic touch.
I think they make a cute couple - and good for Garber if he got some of that.
I have always thought Victor Garber was sexy as all get-out. Never knew he was gay. Still think he's sexy.
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he does look a little gay, but he is ohhh so horny.
i wouldnt mind if he neglected me in a 3sum, as long as i got to handle the goods LOL
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Spicedong, aliens????? I'm sorry I asked
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:23pm.
I do not understand the gay rumors at all. He just doesn't strike me as gay in any way... Not that I'd really have any idea, but where is this coming from?!
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I have no idea but don't think it's coming from the way he looks. I always assumed it was Stories from the Underground - you know, people in the gay community who have stories or are in the know?
And yes, I have to agree with many other posters here who say forget BCooper, it's all about Victor Garber!
Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:26pm.
SpiceDong, I am loathe to ask, but I must-how did it end
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Banana Jesus,
In short, the subway killer was the last in a long list of butchers at the service of these wierd alien creatures that lived underground for Millenia. When Cooper's character followed and killed the butcher guy, he was forced to take his place and care for the creatures himself. The END.
I kept watching till the end but IT SUCKKKKKKEDDDDD!!!!
"Honey, we're all lesbians when the right man is not around." - Karen Walker
Thank you impertinentVixen!
Yowza!
V Garber in Godspell. ZOMG, the fierce AFRO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNE-h-K_jQA&feature=related
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@isprainedmyuvula-I think when she found the cigs she realized that he was lying to her about everything including the cheating
I found this from May 2007:
Bradley Cooper split from his wife Jennifer Esposito according to TMZ.com. The two had only been married for 4 months. One unsurprised onlooker says, ”Bradley Cooper is gay. He was gay all through college and he’s gay now. He had no business marrying a woman. I’m truly shocked he went through with the farce.”
When Bradley was on the ABC show ‘Alias’, there were rumors that he and co-star Victor Garber were much more than co-stars. Filth2Go.com had a very naughty blind item about the sexy twosome:
Could it be that the end of a romance also means the end of a job for that hunky heartthrob? So say my undercover spies at the soupy network, who tell me that the affair between the scruffy scamp and the song-and-dance man came to an abrupt end when the smooth operator’s spousal-equivalent found evidence of this illicit match. Since someone had to go, the bedazzled boy was out the door before he could say “Au revoir.” But that door is not quite locked – we’re told that the older gent holds the key. Look for the tyke to make the occasional return in a reduced capacity – both professionally and personally. Sometimes you gotta stop fiddling around.
Back then, a television adaptation of "Fiddler on the Roof" was in development with ABC, to star, you guessed it, Victor Garber!
fishy- I found her character to be totally unsympathetic. I wanted to be on her side but thought the whole smoking thing was such a pussified reason for her to glom onto and make the dealbreaker of the marriage. Him cheating wasn't but the smoking was? Ish. Yews.
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He's nice looking enuf, but somehow I can't remember what he looks like unless I'm looking at a picture of him. He's forgettable. The silver pepaw is more attractive.
KD, I wonder if there's a man in Hollywood who ISN'T rumored to be gay?
Victor Garber is supposed to be the father of Violet Affleck, but yet is supposed to be gay. Interesting.
B-Coop would be lucky to have sampled the hotness of Victor Garber. I know I'd love to!
SpiceDong, I am loathe to ask, but I must-how did it end because I turned that bullshit off halfway through. It was on Fear.net and free, the only reason I would ever watch it- I was lulled into believing it was a good movie because Brad Cooper was in it, little did I know he needed money to pay his bills and it was this awful movie or prostitution. s
Ooooooh-make it "Day By Day" for the extra earnest 70's extravaganza
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:23pm.
suckandfuck
footlong buns
hot wax for the manhole
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
suckandfuck
footlong buns
hot wax for the manhole
I do not understand the gay rumors at all. He just doesn't strike me as gay in any way... Not that I'd really have any idea, but where is this coming from?!
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... - Where can I find the blind item about these two?
Thanks in advance ^_^
Cosign. Help us out, guys. I'm feeling lazy today...
Can someone please post a link to Victor Garber as Jesus in Godspell? I don't know how to do it, but it is certainly worth a look & listen.
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 1:59pm.
Everybody is gay!!
To quote Homer Simpson: "Has the whole world gone gay?"
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BCOOPY FAGGOTY. WE'RE HAVING A PICNIC! YOU BRING THE BUNS I'LL BRING THE HOTDOG. WOOF WOOF.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:16pm.
I saw him in a really awful horror movie called Midnight Meat Train, appropriate title for this ;)
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That shit went straight to cable...that is one of the weirdest horror movies I have ever seen and not weird in a good way. Cooper alternated between hot and fugly in that film.
"Honey, we're all lesbians when the right man is not around." - Karen Walker
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:00pm.
You have a very cool bf. :)
Wish I had been there to see that kiss. Yum!
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Submitted by Little China Doll on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 2:08pm.
@ KD-
I agree. Seems like every single male is linked to being gay. *eye roll*
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