Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
At a recent photo session for an editorial in GQ, this former major league all star and still pretty decent player replaced a golfer who has had some recent issues and could no longer make it. Yes, it is who you think it is. At the shoot, our baseball player was hitting on the model he was posing with and used the following line. "I love to drink my own cum." Yes, he actually did say it. The makeup artist who overheard the line dropped her supplies when she heard it. Now, our baseball player has had some very famous dates in the past. He has dated this former A list tweener who now is a C list television and movie actress. He also has dated this permanent married B lister who has been around since she was pre-teen and had two very hit shows. (CDAN)
You know A-Rod does this shit. Anyway, my guess for the A-list tweener is Hilary Duff. After a two second Google search, I learned that Hilary briefly dated Barry Zito who currently plays for the Giants. Barry Zito also dated Alyssa Milano for a while. There's my guesses! And the pick-up line of the week: "I drink my own cum." It will either get you a date with an avid snowballer or a free stick of gum.
I guess this actor used to be B list. In a technical sense he might have been an A lister in television. He is a C now. I don't think once you have risen as high as he was that you can ever go down to D. Anyway, our actor who has been around for awhile has a bit of a booze problem. OK, a big booze problem. Well he decided to take his child/dren to a premiere and got absolutely hammered out of his mind on booze. He then got hot and had his shirt unbuttoned and open and was just a mess. Someone from the studio took him home but it was really embarrassing. (CDAN)
The. Hoff. Question. Mark.
A little less than a year ago, we ran an item about a tweener (who is usually portrayed as a good girl) who was eager to star in a television series about a former porn star. Well, she is still going to do the series (which is stuck in development) but she has swapped roles with another actress, because she decided that she wants to portray a classier character. Instead of playing the porn star, she will now play a character based on this former supermodel. Frankly, we don’t think that this supermodel (who was a druggie and notorious man-eater) is any classier than the porn star. Name the 1. Good Girl, 2. Porn Star, and 3. Former Supermodel. (Blind Gossip)
Vanessa Hudgens, Marilyn Chambers and Janice Dickinson? And here's the first blind item about this shit for reference.
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I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF NEVER TO SWALLOW AGAIN UNLESS THE GUY WAS JIZZING SAUSAGE GRAVY.
Never mind.
Sounds like Barry Zito, I remember back when he was actually good he admitted to liking golden showers. I don't put it past him to drink his own cum.
"I don't think once you have risen as high as he was that you can ever go down to D"
---WTF other place is there?
Could MK have found a better picture than the above? Amazing! :D
I immediately thought of Don Johnson for #2....I thought The Hoff was too obvious, but I suppose not.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:26pm.
ANNNGGGEEEELLLLL, how ya doin' pretty mama?
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YAY! HAI! I was afraid you might go all crazy white girl on me. That's been happening to me a lot lately:)
I'm feeling good and bitchy, hunny - how 'bout you?
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I'm feeling the same, baybee and a lil bit tipsy. How's your girl?
WAY too much info, cum-drinking dude! i guarantee that random women you don't even know do NOT care what kind of sick shit you're into. peice of advice: that is NOT the way to impress ANY woman. do us all a favor keep it to yourself next time.
Unless the guy is one of those power shooters that tend to get themselves in the face when they cum, the idea is kind of gross.
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Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 8:56pm.
WHO ON EARTH WOULD SAY THAT THEY DRINK THEIR OWN CUM....is that supposed to be a turn on. Dayum, men can be strange....the
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I'm guessin' it's a possible shout out to the spitters???? I'm a swallower myself (protein and what not), but some whores is spitters... I don't know????...Bitches, if you whore won't swallow you cum just leave it there on the pillow case and go to sleep...You done got off...What good is swallowin' you own cum gonna do ya? Just go the fuck to sleep (preferably witchu wallet in easy reach)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:26pm.
ANNNGGGEEEELLLLL, how ya doin' pretty mama?
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YAY! HAI! I was afraid you might go all crazy white girl on me. That's been happening to me a lot lately:)
I'm feeling good and bitchy, hunny - how 'bout you?
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
ANNNGGGEEEELLLLL, how ya doin' pretty mama?
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:21pm.
"I like to drink my own cum."
That right there is THE pick up line. What he's really saying is "I'm searching for my real inner self, and I'd like for you to help me."
How sensitive. Y'all are so judgmental.
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I hear that. That's very sweet. What disturbs me is the idea of looking for that help from complete strangers.
PS Um...Hi? :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
"I like to drink my own cum."
That right there is THE pick up line. What he's really saying is "I'm searching for my real inner self, and I'd like for you to help me."
How sensitive. Y'all are so judgmental.
Ick. Nast. That line will not make me give you my virginity.
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Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
That cum comment has me wanting to gargle. Gross.
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#2 is just straight up stupid. Probably on any given day 25 (name brand) actors have too much to drink or do something embarrassing. And embarrassing to who? Who gives a shit unless they give us specifics? STOOPID.
<"portray a classier character">
How un-classy can portraying a pornstar on television be? Sounds like we're talking Lifetime TV here. Anyway, I think the pornstar is Traci Lords, the high-school kid who had like a hundred pornos under her belt by the time she turned 18.
WHO ON EARTH WOULD SAY THAT THEY DRINK THEIR OWN CUM....is that supposed to be a turn on. Dayum, men can be strange....the Hoff needs stay home and chill, and the third item is too boring to even guess at.
Um...Zito could get other people to do that for him..
;-o......
Including the former blind item reference link was very thoughtful. It's always annoying to have to go back searching for those.
NO, NOT BARRY ZITO!!!! He is sooo hot.
**You sound like your from london**
*waits for The Hoff to get casted on Celebrity Rehab*
I don't really know any of these blind items.
Provolone, I totally agree...Barry Zito has sucked for a while now, and I don't think he can be classified as still pretty decent (I guess he had a stretch this year that wasn't too sucky?)...he lost it BIG time, that's for sure.
TMI for the rest of it, though I hope he got his face slapped!
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 7:24pm.
Fuck this ABCD list shit-I can never figure those out.
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
I agree... I can guess an A lister, if only because there shouldn't be as many? But what is up with shit like "B list with A list name recognition"...! Fuck the idiot who writes that corny shit.
Fuck this ABCD list shit-I can never figure those out.
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
I don't think it's the Hoff - too obvious - why make it blind?
Matt LeBlanc is my guess
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How does a nasty whore like Vanessa Hudgens qualify as a "good girl"?
does he drink straight from the tap (auto-fellatio)? the model should have asked that...lol
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I don't get why the Hoff just doesn't STAY HOME!
If you wanna get your drink on do it on the DL! LOL
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I think the supermodel in #3 us Naomi Campbell. She has a history of drugs and is also a man-eater.
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I do feel bad for the Hoff's daughters. Both their parents are raging public alkies.
How the frak does Vanessa Hudgens think that she can portray Janice Dickenson, who is a crazy mess. Marilyn Chambers is the girl from the old Ivory Snow commercials? I dont know much about Marilyn other than that. Will research her now.
Almost forgot, eating my own cum. Well if you makeout with ur partner after they perform oral sex on u, technically ur eating ur own cum. Whatever you do behind closed doors, is ur business.
Now to proclaim for all to hear and use it as a pick up line, that's disgusting and the weakest frakkin line ever.
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"former major league all star and still pretty decent"
I'd argue that Barry Zito isn't "still pretty good", he actually sucks, but a broad probably did this write up and doesn't know any better :P
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Ahhh
*stabs skull with chicken drumstick*
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The Hoof needs to be put away for his own good and the good of his daughters.
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma