Fanny's Got What You Need
RiRi and Gollumina can cover up their bikini bodies with a Snuggie towel, because Fantasia has arrived to summon the panty pudding with her piping hot corn cake thighs and marbled pork chops. Actually, by the looks of Fanny's bikini briefs, she's the one brewing the panty pudding in these pictures. I'm thinking caramel with a swirl of amaretto and a sprinkling of walnuts.
Fanny is in Barbados to perform at a musical festival, and she's also there to celebrate the premiere of her Vh1 reality show which starts tonight. I really hope that after her show, Vh1 airs Fanny's Paypal information, because we all need to drop a quarter in her cup so she can go and get those tattoos filled in. Bitch's skin looks like an unfinished coloring book with water damage.
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I'm male, 6'1, 205. But I would not want to get into a physical fight with Fantasia. Because I believe she would whoop my ass. Handily.
The pap who took those pics must be terrified, the 1st thumbnail would send me running away and cowering in a closet. WAH!!!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Submitted by lotusbl0ssom on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:29am.
Yes some people pay to hear her. Unlike you fans of the britneys and madonnas, some peope actually prefer to hear someone who can actually sing good music, not catch auntotune poppy crap.
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It actually bugs me when some people mistake a fucking tv karaoke contest winner for an actual singer/musician. Like some other people mistake a fucking 3 minute mobile ringtone for an actual song.
WTF has happened to music?
Submitted by Meth-freeq on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:44am.
People pay money to see that peace of shit?!
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Yes some people pay to hear her. Unlike you fans of the britneys and madonnas, some peope actually prefer to hear someone who can actually sing good music, not catch auntotune poppy crap.
People pay money to see that peace of shit?! How about a picture of her in full swing with her wig on her big fat head?
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
In my British raised mind, the headline is funnier than the pictures.
*escorts self out*
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Totes thought that was a WIlliams sister. Whoops. ____________________________________________
"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
oh come on, out of all those American Idol ho's, she is my favorite.
She needs someone to redo those tats though
Ummm...no... Looks like crap
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
what on earth just crawled out on to the beach from the deep abyss?
foul
Color tattoos don't work on dark skin that well, so you have to be careful of the tattoos that you get. I'm a chocolate brown sister as well, with three tattoos. I know I can't just get any ole thing, so I kept mine simple with fine lines. Nothing elaborate. It helps to have a talented artist doing your work. I think whomever did Fanny's did a pretty shit job.
*yawns* too late for the nite crew and too early for the day crew (4 am my time) Anywhore, as "triscuit" once said, and I paraphrase, "Why does my fucking monitor have to be on welfare?"
The contrast is so shitty I can't see those tats y'all are talking about. If someone is wearing black and sporting camel toe, I can't see that either. *pouts*
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
I am not celebrity, i am also not rich. I am a part time student and i work, but i still put out time to exercise and eat right...ugh why are people so undisciplined??
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A coloring book with water damage! Oh Michael K -- BURN!!
But I love love LOVE Fantasia. I've tried to keep it between me and iTunes but I'm just going to publicly admit it now. Baby Makin Hips is as good a single as Single Ladies. SORRY KANYE.
She'd be hella pissed if she read this, MK, but she can't read, right?
That's good.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
my twins names:
Wy Lee (girl) and Coyote (boy)
Pole (boy) and Dancer (girl)
If I ever give birth to a boy with no genitalia I'll name him Guy Ritchie
If I ever have twins that are unnaturally stupid I'll name them Paris (girl) and Hilton (boy)
Tasia looks better than I thought she would.
Her body's not bad. And I like me some ghetto Fantasia. Not every R&B singer has to act like a (fake) lady a la Beyonce.
Ghetto trash at its finest! I know I'll probably end up watching this shit anyways *sigh*
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
And that *points down* is the motherfucker I've been looking for.
Submitted by Jizzball on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 12:21am.
She is hot and I want her.
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Oh Jizzy, you say that to all the girls.
She is hot and I want her.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:25pm.
*ahem* If I may make a slight adjustment? *hitches up drawers*
First pancake
Keeper
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:58pm.
throw a trout in her mouth
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that made me laugh
throw a trout in her mouth
And at the end of my menses, it is bread pudding with raisins.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 11:43pm.
My panty pudding is tapioca.
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hahaha... gross
I've definately seen much worse in a bikini; it's those tats that make her look so rough...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Home girl got it all wrong. She needs to lose weight, get a new bathing suit (what's up with that tacky bathing suit with cherries?), get a fabulous hat and leave that unattractive durag behind. Ol' girl thought she was going to the water park. For god's sake Fantasia, you're in fabulous Barbados!!!!
My panty pudding is tapioca.
those are some nasty ass tats...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
I don't care about her body's shape. I think her tattoos are trashy and her mouth makes her look slightly retarded.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:25pm.
speakit,
Precious and You Look Like Your Father.
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ahahahahahah
middle names: Keeper, Return
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LMAO! These are killing me.
That's really the way to do it, innit?
♥ Threadkilla!
Did you have a nice time last night, WHORE?
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:33pm.
We all need to get busy having babies. It would be terrible for these beautiful names to go to waste.
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Hey, I'm ready. I was born to be a mother. Just lookin' for the right motherfucker.
fuckin mk! she looks like many black women and beautiful women who aren't starving themselves to death like lots of women in hollywood and the hood.... i know you're not tryna dis homegirl for being black, beautiful and proud. don't even get my mother fucking ass started!!!!!!!!!!
Nite, whores!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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We all need to get busy having babies. It would be terrible for these beautiful names to go to waste.
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FIST PUMP!!
A'Pickin' and A'Grinnin'
and if the father is rich?
Gold diggin' and Gold friggin'....
Sunshine and Moonshine
A Situation and The Situation
Klymiddia and Siffylus...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:25pm.
speakit,
Precious and You Look Like Your Father.
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ahahahahahah
middle names: Keeper, Return
Looks like she's catchin' flies in that top pic.
Triplets: Rosacea (girl), Psoriasis (boy or girl), and Eczema (girl).
speakit,
Precious and You Look Like Your Father.
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FIST PUMP!!
Those are really tacky tats. Like her nails though.
crazyinjapan,
George Foreman has ten kids and the six boys are all named George, but the girls have other names (because he doesn't love them).
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FIST PUMP!!
Twins: You're My Favorite and The Other One
crazyinjapan,
Those are lovely!
Tigerlilly,
Pro-Lifers Have Ruined My Life (boy) and Rowe Vs. Wade How I Needed You (girl)
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FIST PUMP!!
Ugh. Does she not ever NOT have her mouth wide open?
Twins: Thing One and Thing Two. Triplets: George, George, and George (no matter their sexes).
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:10pm.
Ahhaha speakit,
I'll see if I can work up triplets. I'm hoping for at least three sets of twins at this point since I have names picked out:
Flavor and Fantasia
Itchy and Scratchy
Speedy and Gonzales
I'm open to suggestions, but I don't think my body will be able to take more than 4 or 5 sets of twins.
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Hep A and Hep C?
Nastay and Nastee
Pam and Tommy Lee
botched abortion 1 and botched abortion 2...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...