John Rich's Wife Gave Birth To A White Rapper
John Rich, one half of the country duo Big & Rich, and his wife welcomed a baby boy on Sunday in Nashville. And they welcomed the poor kid by naming him CASH RICH. That's no fucking welcome. John has been keeping that name in his pocket for years. IN THIS ECONOMY, that name sounds a little cocky. Layaway Plan, Rent-To-Own or Credit Rich would've been more appropriate.
I'm a little surprised that John didn't go all the way by naming his son Ca$h Money Rich. I'm sure John entertained the idea, but that Ke$ha urchin probably threatened to barf in his closet or brush his teeth with a bottle of Jack if he went through with it.
So based on his name, Cash Rich is either going to be a used car salesman or a trailer park pimp. Or he can team up with Matthew McConaughey's nephew Miller Lyte and form the country's premiere white rapping duo (who only plays county fair pre-parties and Spears family reunions). Bubba Sparxxx is on line one.
via People
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:01pm.
Who the fuck is this hillbilly?
~~~~ You forgot the "dicktard" part. I wish Michael had done more research before putting this bigoted asshole on this site. Mr. Clever Names is virulently against gay rights, gay marriage in particular.
So, fuck you, you inbred hillbilly.
Who the fuck is this hillbilly?
"TORONTO ALADDIN, OR SEATTLE THE LITTLE MERMAID"
Ahahahahahahaha......hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Credit Rich? HAHAHAHAHA
BWAHHHHHHHaaha hahahaha!I think this is the only site where I actually laugh out loud.
MK come on now? Miller Lyte and Cash Rich. To funny!
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Go Lakers!!!
No idea who this guy is, but nothing pisses off rednecks more than comparison to a rapper... nicely played!
I loathe John Rich.
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"Tis a fucking pity.”
maybe he named him after Cash Warren..
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
He looks like a total goof with his 1970's gay porn stash.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:27am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:24am.
Stupid name, but at least he didn't go with
"Filthy Rich"
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Or Dirty Rich.
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Or Stinkin' Rich :D
Probably just named after Johny Cash. Whooo cares.
stupid is...stupid does.
Btw I thought this guy was lance bass
Coma Caca!
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I don't expect any less from nouveau riche white trash. No, sir.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I think it has to do with the highly sophisticated word play of John(ny) and Cash.
Awesomenes.....! Not.
OSTRICH
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 10:24am.
Stupid name, but at least he didn't go with
"Filthy Rich"
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Or Dirty Rich.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
future loan shark
Stupid name, but at least he didn't go with
"Filthy Rich"
He looks like a young J.R. Ewing on Sevin Nyne.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
when he stands in line
for food stamps
the workers will laugh
the irony of it all
DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THE GAY FACE?
Forgot to add, but have you seen this guy's house? It's freakin unbelievable. It was on CMT Cribs. I was channel scanning but had to stop. I think it's Barbara Mandrell's old house.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I do like the name Cash. I considered it for my last son.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
If they really wanted him to be a low-budget white rapper, like Lil-Wyte, they would have named him Hood.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:55am.
I'm sure loozer knows who he is
;P
Hangs head in shame. (whispers) yes.
I keep up some with the current Nashville scene. There are only a few of the current acts that I really like. I am a fan of traditional country. Me loves twang, steel guitars, dobroes, and cheatin' songs.
Conway, Haggard and Jones!!
I also love Alabama, Emmylou Harris, Rosanne Cash, Patty Loveless, Dwight Yoakum and the like. I love Bluegrass too. Rhonda Vincent, Alison Krauss, J.D. Crowe etal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8&feature=related
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Worked all week, it’s time to play
Gonna get a little bit Sideways...
It's funny, the county jail is full of people with names like this. Interesting to wonder why.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I'm sure loozer knows who he is
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:28am.
what a backwards ass fuck hole.
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PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives Jack a bottle of Jack because this is a redneck story*
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
Wait a minute, isn't this the guy singing something about the recession with that Detroit tune? Smoking his cigar in his big pimpin' hat and naming his kid Cash Rich =O
AHAHAHAHAHA! Holy fuck. What a disgrace country music has become.
AS LONG AS AH GOT MAHSELF A CAN A' CHEEZ WHIZ, I CAN JUSTIFY BLOWING JUST ABOUT ANYONE, DARLIN!
Submitted by Emmatrude on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:35am.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU HOS, I'D TOTALLY HIT THIS SHIT. I'D LUBE HIS THROBBING TWO INCHER UP WITH CANNED CHEESE AND JUST GO TO TOWN ON THAT THING LIKE IT'S A FRITO SCOOP.
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Something tells me the two incher probably wouldn't even be necessary..... :p
Who is he? He'd better start saving for this poor child's therapy.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Maybe little Cash Rich can grow up to go on tour with Eddie Money doing covers of the tunes of Johhny Cash and Johnny Paycheck (of the immortal "Take This Job and Shove It.")
♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣
Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
If John Rich were a true artist he would have tried giving his son a name that was an oxymoron or made a joke. But I guess this repetition gets the point across more; his son has two Hick town parents. I remember the days when the firstborn son took the father's name ... good times.
Submitted by SINIC on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:28am.
why is he wearing a lady's leather jacket from (insert shitty mall store in your area)
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I BELIEVE THE STORE YOU'RE THINKING OF IS BEBE!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU HOS, I'D TOTALLY HIT THIS SHIT. I'D LUBE HIS THROBBING TWO INCHER UP WITH CANNED CHEESE AND JUST GO TO TOWN ON THAT THING LIKE IT'S A FRITO SCOOP.
My favorite name is Irish= Paddy O'Furniture.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Save a horse ride a short bus....
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
What a horrible display of materialism and poor parenting. What happens to the kid 10 years from now when his asshole daddy trades in his mom for a newer model and he ends up living in a trailer park because dad won't get up off the child support on a regular basis?
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I am not a pussy.
why is he wearing a lady's leather jacket from (insert shitty mall store in your area)
Richy would have been more appropriate imho
what a backwards ass fuck hole.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Who is this? Dumbass naming his kids that, he needs to line dance his ass off the homepage.
Cue the photo of baby Cash in his crib cover is dozens of dollar bills.
Old 70's Country Song (for realz) "If I Had Johnny's Cash and Charley's Pride, I Would Be Charlie Rich"...
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Worked all week, it’s time to play
Gonna get a little bit Sideways...
These rednecks need to drop the tributes to the late, great Johnny with this shit. He's bound to break out of his final resting place and punch fuckers in the throat for being so stupid.
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No idea who this dufis is or his stupid wife. Just because you CAN breed and name your kid what you want doesn't mean you SHOULD.
I'm so embarrassed for that child.
This is sort of the white trash version of Trump naming his baby Baron Trump.
STILL MAKES MORE SENSE THAN BRONX MOWGLI. AT LEAST HIS NAME ISN'T TORONTO ALADDIN, OR SEATTLE THE LITTLE MERMAID. CHRIST.
He's a dicktard. What a stupid freaking name
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
For the love of all that's holy, STOP. Quit being such douchebags when you name your kids. Gawd.
He's such a douchebag.