Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
We overheard some chatter yesterday that kept us updated on some good blind item material! Friends of this Disney star gossiped that although she is young and cute with a clean image, she’s well on her way to trouble. The star they were gabbing about is underage, but is very talented in taking all types of drugs, even through ways we’ve never heard of! The friends seemed concerned about the drug use, but laughed off the fact that she is sleeping with two different older men, one that is involved with her career. Right now this star seems to be enjoying her life in the fast lane, but we wonder how long it will be until the lifestyle catches up to her! Not Miley Cyrus. (BuzzFoto)
This is one of those blind items that has me screaming, "ALL OF THEM," because if Mickey Mouse was sniffing on your taint all the time, you would be inhaling freon like an air conditioner in the summer too. But if I have to guess, I'll say that Demi Lovato person or that Selena Gomez person?
Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. It must be held. But not by her. Because she photographs much better when she has her hands free. This is Status. This is Respect. This from a woman who claims she’s down with down home living. Not high maintenance? Please. (Lainey Gossip)
Since Posh Beckham would never let a bitch dirty up her fancy bags by touching them, I'll go with Nicole Kidman.
This nighttime television show has caught a lot of flack because its cast has so few people of color that white cast members sometimes pretend to be Hispanic or black. To remedy this, they will be bringing aboard two African American cast members, both of whom really need the work. The female will be coming directly from a shuttered former competitor. The male is being hired primarily for name recognition, although his career has paled in comparison to that of his sibling. And, although this show is known for bringing aboard fresh young talent, both of these performers are nudging the half-century mark. (Blind Gossip)
MadTV's Debra Wilson? And Chris Rock's brother Tony? Or Eddie Murphy's brother Charlie?
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could be any disney young thang these days...and to think poor annette funicello had to strap her chichis down all those years on the mickey mouse club and then even after she left them out of respect to uncle walt who asked her to be modest in her beach movies she only wore a one piece in her first picture then had to hide her navel...good thing she doesnt really know what these little sluts are up to now otherwise she would have put them on blast already...
1. Demi "the cutter" Lovato
2. J-Lo
3. Debra Wilson & Charlie Murphy (he sadly just lost his wife). Is the show SNL?
"Domo arigato, Demi Lovato"
crazyinjapan - I can't stop singing that now.
Submitted by get serious on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 3:23am.
So, Disney's little underage whores are sucking & fucking their way to better roles? We should rethink Disney employees "clean" image.
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Well, they are products of a corporation iconified by a rodent.
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Submitted by CeeCee on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 6:22pm.
1. Brenda Song
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*gasp* what? She's like 22 now, I'm not sure they mean her but I hope not. She is hilarious. I have to watch these shit shows just like angel_i
#1 is Selena Gomez.
I pegged that one almost a year ago. She's homegrown by Disney, been with them forever, she's totally fucked up.
So, Disney's little underage whores are sucking & fucking their way to better roles? We should rethink Disney employees "clean" image. You've got older ones like Shitney (drug addict, baby factory, retarded, slutty) and Xtina Aguilera (slutty, baby factory). Then there's that stupid whore Vanessa Hudgens who likes to pose for pics naked, showing her snatch. Then there's miley cyrus, who likes to pose with no clothes on for cell phone pics & act slutty whenever possible. Then there's rob kardassian ex-girlfriend "cheetah girl" who, per human toilet seat kim kardassian, leaked naked pics of herself to the internet for publicity whoring, all the while whining & lying about someone else doing it. Then there's these 2 whores. All of the above being slutty, and in many cases boldfaced lying. Walt & Roy Disney are rolling over in their graves right now...
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I always wonder about these blind items: is there anyone out there who holds the key to unlock these enigmas or does it all come down to guesswork? Just asking, because not knowing the truth is so frustrating.
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 7:30pm.
I WANT A JOB WHERE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HOLD A PURSE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE BAG LIKE IT'S MY CHILD.
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Like it's my child? I can do better than that. I'll take care of that motherfucking bag like it's Mother Theresa's child.
To get a job of this caliber I think a person would have to prove their upper body strength in defending said bag, and their ability to coordinate their wardrobe with the subject bag at a moment's notice.
#1: My guess is Lalaine Vergara Paras who played Miranda Sanchez from Lizzie McGuire. She was arrested for possession of meth in July 2007.
Submitted by Ohyeah on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:25pm.
For #2 - Lainey Gossip has an old post about Katie Holmes
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HOT SHIT, GOOD CATCH!!! I think you solved it with that link. wow.
Submitted by toni on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 5:35pm.
Please let it be Charle Murphy! Darkness!
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Honestly, I was thinking a wayan's brother or some shit.IDK, I personally like Charlie more than Eddie, but Eddie has had more success.
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Submitted by Ohyeah on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 9:25pm.
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Pish...So, it's Barley water and vitamins in that purse????? BOOOOOORING....Unless Katiebot has developed a hard drive of her own and is storin' the good shit in her purse which must be kept away from Tommy Girl???? YES! This is the story I want to believe...JUNKIEBOT!!!!
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#2 cannot be Nicole Kidman. Never seen her do anything of the sort. Have seen her with husband in pics in Tennessee with a bag or gym bag many times.
Could be Faith Hill however. Also hear she treats her "friends" like shit.
Even though MK says "not Posh", it's Posh.
iCarly is a Nick at Night show. BTW, that fucking Miranda Crossgrove is annoying and is the show.
Seriously, who the fuck thinks that carrying a purse makes you not photograph well? Not to mention that bitch was wearing rolled-up jeans for Christ sake.
For #2 - Lainey Gossip has an old post about Katie Holmes not carrying a purse because she photographs better without one. Here's the link: http://www.laineygossip.com/Katie_Holmes_goes_out_for_dinner_in_New_York...
#1 is totally Demi. She's been screwing around with Trace Cyrus, and he's just a walking medicine cabinet, let's face it.
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Fuck, SNL should hire even more stars from Mad TV. I would LOVE to see Kristin Wiig and Stephanie Wier team up. Oh and just go ahead and replace Seth Meyers with his brother Josh. Does Seth do ANYTHING besides the News Report?
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 8:20pm.
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Shit girl, my question would be: What happens to ME if I get busted for what's IN the purse?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 7:30pm.
I WANT A JOB WHERE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HOLD A PURSE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE BAG LIKE IT'S MY CHILD.
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I know, right? But how much do you make as a purse holder? And, what do you put on your resume to GET a job as a purse holder? Is there a purse holder union? How 'bout a purse holder temp agency? And do you get promoted to suitcase puller? These are questions I must know the answer to. Methinks I needs to move the West coast because being a secretary for local gubmint ain't payin' da bills.
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 7:30pm.
I WANT A JOB WHERE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HOLD A PURSE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE BAG LIKE IT'S MY CHILD.
hahahahah.... me too!
#1 could be any of those prostitots, except for Vanessa Hudgens or Miley Cyrus since their good girl images have been shot to hell anyway.
#2 JLo is quite possible. She did hire a nipple tweaker for that Jenny from the Block video. If not her then Mariah, who in the past has hired ppl to carry her umbrella...oh wait, she's got Nick for that now. Don't think it's Julia. She's always walking around with her hands full. And even though she has a personal assistant with her she's still very hands on with her kids. I saw a video of her and the kids at the airport on TMZ, and honestly, I wouldn't wish all at once 3 kids under the age of 5 on anyone.
#3 is definitely SNL and Madd TV. For the past few years SNL's been getting heat for having such a limited minority cast now (Like really, how much longer will Kenan Thompson have to play the token black guy? And I'm not even going to get into it about Fred Armisen) Towards the end Madd TV got better reviews from the critics and started to gain popularity, but not fast enough so Fox pulled the plug. So I'm guessing Deborah Wilson is the female. Not sure about Charlie Murphy, but it could be possible, even though he's too funny and edgie for SNL (but they also said the same about Eddie). Tony Rock was my first choice, but as someone else pointed out he's still in his 30's.
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Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 7:30pm.
I WANT A JOB WHERE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HOLD A PURSE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE BAG LIKE IT'S MY CHILD.
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WORD....
but methinks the REAL story is not so much the purse handler, but what's IN the purse....I bet whatever it is would make Blohan human traffick some "pretty" kids for it....Think about it.
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Selena Gomez for number one.
I don't think it's Nicole either because she never said she wasn't high maintenance, I mean look at all that Botox. Katie Holmes would be an interesting guess, but she just looks like a sad Stepford wife. Although, she could actually be high maintenance, but she's always carrying Suri around or playing with her, and doesn't seem to use nannies that often either. So that's out the door. Hmmm, could be any one high falutin' celeb...?
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1. the chick from icarly
2. jennifer HoPez
3. george no relation to # 2 but same surname
I WANT A JOB WHERE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HOLD A PURSE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE BAG LIKE IT'S MY CHILD.
1) Sounds like Emma Roberts. Lets hope she doesn't emulate Daddy and Auntie behavior-wise.
2)Sounds like Nicole Kindman and Keith Urban to me. The Ice Goddess must have re-filled his booze bottles with estrogen. She's *always* up in his bizness.
3)Puh-leezzz. The diversity-free "SNL" was mocked on "In Living Color" way back in 1991-92. One of the comedians played Chris Rock being escorted out of NBC studios since they didn't recognize him and thought he was there to rob the place or something.
1) Is Emma Roberts a Disney chick? I think she's had some problems going on, so maybe it's her.
2) What the hell is in that bag? That's a key clue for whatever reason someone is a god damned purse holder.
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 6:23pm.
What I'd like to know is what the heck is in the purse?
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*crashes thru wall* "OH YEAAAAHHHH!"
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
I think the second one is Jennifer "I'm Real but my babies sleep in gold cribs" Lopez.
I wouldn't discount #2 as not being JLo because she has her own money. I get the feeling that bitch doesn't like paying for anything herself.
Hmmmmm...Demi Lovato is into cutting right? That's fucked up so I'd have to go with her.
But Brenda Song has lost some pudge lately so it could be her.
Ultimately, who the fuck cares about these Disney twats!
I think the second one is Faith Hill.
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1. Domo arigato, Demi Lovato
2. Fishsticks GOOP
3. SNL, Sarah Palin, and Keenan Ivory Wayans
1. Emily Osment
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
#3. The show that popped into mah brain was "Gossip Girl" for some reason.
I won't even fancy a guess who the new actors are.
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The other thing about Number 2: She would have to be photographed watching him work, so a concert would be too dark to get good pics, and often, wouldn't the spouse be back/side stage? I'm leaning toward an athelete's wife.
Okay here are my thoughts...
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Who cares... yet sadly hasn't that been a problem with all their "stars". They turn into train wrecks. But if I was to guess, I am going with Emma Roberts.
#2
Beyonce. I totally see Jay-Z having a purse holder on staff just to hold her ugly ass purse.
#3
The new black male actor could be Vanessa Williams brother... Chris Williams. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0930282/
What I'd like to know is what the heck is in the purse?
1. Brenda Song
2. Katie Holmes
3. Charlie Murphy sounds good.
number 2 sounds more like a Rita Wilson, CZJ, Kelly Preston type of woman to me...where the husband is the heavy hitter and has more funds to pay for her staff. Jlo, Fishy, Julia and Kidman all have their own staff and make more or as much money as their husbands.
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Submitted by Granny Frump on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 6:14pm.
I haven't watched SNL since the early '90s when Chris Rock was on the show. I've read that the few black cast members that they've had over the years have had a very hard time on that show. A check is a check, but I just can't see Debra Wilson or Charlie Murphy fitting into that kind of toxic atmosphere. I like both of them and hate to think of them amongst that vileness.
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LOVE Charlie Murphy!
I haven't watched SNL since the early '90s when Chris Rock was on the show. I've read that the few black cast members that they've had over the years have had a very hard time on that show. A check is a check, but I just can't see Debra Wilson or Charlie Murphy fitting into that kind of toxic atmosphere. I like both of them and hate to think of them amongst that vileness.
The thing with #2 is that the husband must be richer/more in control of who hires who. It's her husband's staff. I don't think Chris Martin's staff, or Keith Urban, or Marc Anthony's staff would be the same as the lady's staff. Danny Moder wouldn't even have his own staff. That's why I like POSh, except that she's always carrying a giant purse.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 5:32pm.
2. Mother Superior
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Wot??? :D
Number two.....is it a sick bag like you get on planes?
iwould guess Julia Roberts for #2...shes always trying to be down to earth but she still has that bitch side
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