Morgan Freeman And His "Companion"
Pimp pepaw master Morgan Freeman tried to murder the rumors that he's Woody Allen-ing his 27-year-old step-granddaughter by showing up to last night's National Board of Review Awards with a special ladyfriend on his arm.
Morgan's date, who is giving me Cynthia McFadden LITE vibes, does have an "I Hope This Bitch's Check Doesn't Bounce" look on her face, but apparently Morgan didn't snatch her up from the escort agency's vintage collection. Morgan's spokesbitch said that Morgan's piece is his manager slash companion.
COMPANION! I love that. I used to think that the term "companion" was only reserved for oldies like Morgan and Austrian dignitaries from the 19 century, but it's a new year. From now on, I'm going to introduce all of my fuck friends as my "companion." It makes me look like such a refined fucking lady.
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Freeman can't be seen with his 27 year old step-granddaughter (they are not related), because he knows it will look bad for his image. He keeps her at home.
Neither one looks particularly comfortable. He needs to check himself before he wrecks himself....oh too late. I love Morgan Freeman tho' good actor.
I love that chocolate dress that lady has on and she's very pretty but I still think he's a perv who's effin' his step-granddaughter
Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:20am.
I have a hard time seperating the character the actor plays, and his/her real world drama.
I can't see Nelson Mandela banging his grandaughter, so I won't be catching Clint's new flick.
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Oh man, I had that same problem, which sucks coz I really wanted to see Invictus.
So I did see it, while compartmentalizing all the "Woody Allen" drama.
She kind of looks like Christine Lahti in addition to looking uncomfortable and confused...
Is this the same ho that broke up his marriage by being in the car with him when he had that car accident last year?
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i'm so dissappointed with easy reader..don't know who sarah ferguson looking chick is, but i know he's banging that step granddaughter...disgusting...
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Morgan looks like he is not trying to get his picture taken and got busted.
--thanks awfully--
@bambam: Years ago I had a coworker with just one arm. He lost the other when he rolled his car and had his arm out the window. I've never hung my arm out of a car window since. I think that's what happened with Def Leppard's drummer, too.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Is that the outline of the head of a large sausage we see in Morgan's pants?
If so, please post more photos of Morgan, preferably nude, and WITHOUT that old fish!
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Correct a mundo. I saw him on Charlie Rose last nite, he has no movement in his left fingers due to the accident.
Every once in a while that thought crosses my mind of what would happen if I got in an accident where my left hand were hanging out the window as I like to do sometimes. Gives me the chills. Won't do it anymore, that's for sure.
Everyone has their shameful crush. Even my bf knows Morgan's my alternate-universe bf.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
MF injured his hand in a car accident, the glove is for nerve damage, I believe.
Huggy Bear is in da house...props to my man!!!
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..is he stepping out with Sarah Ferguson ?????
Goddayum!
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Mr. Freeman is single and can go out with his companion if he wants.
the glove he has on - isn't that the type of glove they have you wear if you've been severly burned? i dunno.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
That glove on his hand looks like a compression type of glove to me.
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He wishes he could be with such a classy woman (without paying, of course).
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Bad decisions make great stories.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:35am.
You clearly haven't been visiting the national enquirer online, the premier site for classy stories of incest and bashing the newly dead. Good stuff, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The Enquirer said he's planning on sperminating the step granddaughter with a baby friend. Altogether now, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The Easy Reader diddling the granddaughter just bothers me to much. A tarnished hero. Lets give him an award now.
I'm too lazy to scroll down. Has anyone explained why he's wearing a glove that has no fingertips?
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Ack!! Thanks for pointing out her gigantic shiny toeroids, people.
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Banging your step granddaughter...not cool Morgan.
Pull your head out of your ass before you ruin your career.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Hhhmmmmm, might be the "other woman" with whom he had a real crash-bang car accident outside of Charleston, Mississippi, one dark and rainey night a couple or three years ago that caused his then-wife to divorce him.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
What the hell does he have on his hand and why?? Other than that, I think they look great together. She's total GMILF material. And, no, I don't go that route.
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I'm your huckleberry...
The statement about her being his "manger/companion" gives more credence to the rumors that he's banging his grand-daughter. If he's was banging staff he would have had her out on his arm the minute his marriage ended.
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I am not a pussy.
I really like Morgan Freeman, so I hope to hell he is over the young thing. I hope this is a real relationship. They look great together.
I like Morgan Freeman as an actor but everytime I watch a movie with him it, I get so distracted by all those skin tags he has on his face & neck...yuck!
I like her outfit too, I liked the shoes until i saw her feet
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
They both look so goddamned elegant, how can I hate them?
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I like boring things.
The glove at first reminds of the guy in Happy Gilmore who got his hand bit off by the alligator. Probably a germaphobe thing but I like how it matches his "companion's" lovely dress, I do like that dress. The feathers in her scarf match his silver hair and suit. They were thinking.
I can't hate. What a stud!
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lol at news we can use
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:35am.
Pleco - your avie is giving me the tingles....
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No one can resist fried chicken, jack.
No one.
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I have been so confused about MF, I see all these ads for Evict Us (LOL) and no one, not even TMZ, says anything about his incestuous pedophile tendancies?
Only MK brings us the news we can USE!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Morgan Freeman is the pimp of all pimps...
Pleco - your avie is giving me the tingles....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Cablack trash Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton.
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OH THANK GOD. I WAS WORRIED FOR A MOMENT THAT WE WOULD HAVE TO GO A DAY WITHOUT A POST ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN. PHEW.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
@ Pleco.. LOL , ready to slap a bitch when the occasion calls for it.
And your avie...always stunning
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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:20am.
What is with his hand thing?
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Old Morgan's just keepin' his pimp hand warm.
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What is with his hand thing?
And the earring he is wearing?? I hate those... This guy at my old office wears two of them and a bow tie, he's fucking lame. He think he looks cool but looks totally ridiculous. Yes I hate him. Because he still has his fucking job and I don't. Booooo
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I have a hard time seperating the character the actor plays, and his/her real world drama.
I can't see Nelson Mandela banging his grandaughter, so I won't be catching Clint's new flick.
If this is true, then at least she looks like she's in her 50's, much more age appropriate. She looks good for her age.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 8:57am.
What the hell is going on with her toes?
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That's what happens when you wear ill-fitting, pointy toed shoes for WAY too long.
Suri Cruise, THIS is your future.
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You mean "step-granddaughter."
What a fucking dope he is. It's hard to look at him again without thinking what a total perv he is.
This must be a serious relationship. If he were just playing around, she'd be younger. :)