You Don't Say?
Jon Grosselin is the new Richard Heene. At least that's what Radar is hearing. A few weeks ago, Jon's cavern of desperation (No, not his asshole. The "other" cavern of desperation) was ransacked by one of his arch rivals.
The NYPD lined up the usual suspects (i.e. Hailey Glassman, Kate Gosselin's possum head, Dignity, and 99% of the population) and Jon pointed directly at his ex-girlfriend Hailey. Jon believes that Meth Brows is the one since a note, allegedly written by Hailey, was left behind. The note was pinned to Jon's dresser with a Ginsu knife.
But sources tell Radar that the NYPD swallowed an entire cup of common sense and now believe that Jon himself orchestrated this publicity stunt to keep his corner on the famewhore stroll. The source explained, "The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt. They absolutely think the butcher knife part of it is B.S."
The detectives most likely came to that conclusion after they tested the knife and only found remnants of AXE body lube, Fluff, Ed Hardy's sperm and hot dog water.
(Image of destruction via INFDaily.com)
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Beyond Disgusting.... the balding head and earring is stomach-turning.
Hunka Hunka burning love. Omg he is hot. JK
His abdomen looks like what mine looked like right after my Caesarian operation.
fat, balding, unemployed, liar, shameless...
this picture turns my stomach
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Can anyone clue me in to the reason this disgraceful spaz-tard is deliberately exposing his greasy, fat gut? Is that supposed to be....what...what is that? This gentleman has no redeeming qualities, he is truly a stinky, worthless pile of fat rotting garbage.
Why is this fugly lazy pudgy turd still in the news. Puke!
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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:18am.
I knew it was a lie when the lawyer said the apartment contained a priceless Ming vase 100 years old.
Hello! Ming vases are from the 1600s, and there are only so many of them around!
Bet he bought it at Pottery Barn for $49.
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yeah, that didn't sit right with me either.
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EWWWW he has that pregnacy stripe going on.Wth?? He needs to get it together this is just stright up disgusting.
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yeah... what Babybunny said!
as far as men go, he is by far the worse example...simply DISGUSTING...and desperate...Lawd, how I hate this man, let me count the ways....he and Mr. Lohan (POS to the nth degree) and wonderful balloon boy's dad...need to all go, I mean really disappear, they are pain on the eyeballs, and make all men look like ugly, weak, opportunists...worse than the worse women out there...did I tell you how much I HATE this PIECE OF SHIT GROSSELIN!!!
He's a chubby little boy, ain't he? Lawdy, he's a porker. He needs to get rid of at least thirty pounds. Maybe he can advertise with Marie Osmond? She's used to being around lots of kids.
What woman would want kids with this sad example of manhood? Maybe Kate had hair in her eyes when she fucked him?
God, he embarrasses men everywhere.
I need to post this pic on my fridge. Maybe INSIDE it too.
LOL!
Since most Dlisters seem to prefer hot slut animal friends...
GIANT IGUANA FOR HSOTD!!!
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"My heart will be unbroken, it will open up for everyone but you...
Believe me I can live without when out from under"
Lol @ the giant iguana! I thought my Windows Vista was just being a dick again.
Mmmmm that's one sexy hairy chub roll right there. *horks up lunch on self*
@ Ih8schmegma: That iguana is totally cutes! Nice skin/color too.
@IVixen
HA! I thought that at first and kept refreshing like crazy! That or it emerged from Jon Grosslins cavernous gut1
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"My heart will be unbroken, it will open up for everyone but you...
Believe me I can live without when out from under"
Kate needs to send that bıtch a check so he too can get a mommy tuck!
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Can we PLEEEEASE not read about this asshole on Dlisted anymore??? OF COURSE he did it himself, OF COURSE he's gross and slimy, OF COURSE he will do some other fucktard thing again to get into the news. But do we really have to be subjected to this fartbag on Dlisted? Please bedazzle us with other cast of characters like Jordan or Siennaslut.....anyone but this ass.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:59am.
GIANT IGUANA!!! WTF?!?!?!
Um Ih8schmegma you might want to re-size your avatar
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Although I see it too, I'm tempted to "Gaslight" you by making you think only YOU CAN SEE THE GIANT IGUANA PICTURE!!!!!!!
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GIANT IGUANA!!! WTF?!?!?!
Um Ih8schmegma you might want to re-size your avatar
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"My heart will be unbroken, it will open up for everyone but you...
Believe me I can live without when out from under"
He can share a cell with Balloon Boy's dad.
If only the media would unanimously agree to
completely ignore some of these celebutards..
how nice that would be.
That's one fug ass tee that should never come off!
He should get charged with False Reports to the po po for wasting their time. I also hope Hailey files a lawsuit against him for slandering her by implying she did it. I'm amazed this guy is still in his NY apartment. How can he afford it with no money coming in?
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Submitted by Ih8schmegma on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:30am.
I'll take a 21 year old guy, 6 ft 1or2, blue eyes, dark hair, and a sweet Tennessee accent. Thank Gawd for country boys, yee haw!
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Well, they are quite swoon-worthy!
Ewwww his fat gut! It's bad when your ex who's had 8 kids so far in her life has a better body than your lazy beer guzzling fat ass. Yuck.
OMG! This guy is sooooooo gross. Kate is laughing her ass off about this fuckery.
I can't beeweeve I ever felt sorry for this tool. I wouldn't hit it for all the sweet nectar in the world. Hey, I get easy when I drunky, but have really been behaving in the past three years.
I'll take a 21 year old guy, 6 ft 1or2, blue eyes, dark hair, and a sweet Tennessee accent. Thank Gawd for country boys, yee haw!
Oh, that's attractive.
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Bad decisions make great stories.
I knew it was a lie when the lawyer said the apartment contained a priceless Ming vase 100 years old.
Hello! Ming vases are from the 1600s, and there are only so many of them around!
Bet he bought it at Pottery Barn for $49.
What the heck is he doing rubbing his belly and using the phone at the same time. That's waaaay to advanced for him.
Not only is this story a fake, we think it's a JG double.
In other news, he also doesn't know how to edit down to 140 words:
http://www.toptwitsblog.com/2009/11/jon-gosselin-creepiest-chatty-cathy....
I knew this shit was a lie when Fuckhead Fucktardo's lawyer said a "priceless Ming vase" was in his apartment. Please, this bitch can't afford tupperware. Maybe he is going for insurance fraud. He is desperate and dumb enough to try it.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
@snowpiece:
So she made him fat and insecure to keep him from being attractive to other women? LOL! I still think he's someone who is easily manipulated and can't think for himself. I bet it was someone else who came up with the robbery idea...Daddy Lohan's stink is all over this. He probably got the idea from Lindsay's break-in that turned out to be legit. Those two want to do a "divorced dads" show together don't they?
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snowpiece
kittycatastrophe actually, when they first got together he was kinda hot
*tazes self repeatedly*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:11am.
kittycatastrophe actually, when they first got together he was kinda hot
*tazes self repeatedly*
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Thanks all, I was just curious.
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kittycatastrophe actually, when they first got together he was kinda hot
*tazes self repeatedly*
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:06am.
Off topic (sorry), has anyone seen The Breakdown lately?? Haven't seen him in a few days and that ain't normal.
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Thought I saw him yesterday in OP asking what ITA meant...Saw him somewhere, I'm pretty sure...
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"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Cat-loving, Walmart-shopping, trailer-living, fag-hagging new dlisted member at your service!
pimpy - yea, he was on last night in the blind items i think.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:06am.
Off topic (sorry), has anyone seen The Breakdown lately?? Haven't seen him in a few days and that ain't normal.
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He was here yesterday, I think.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
I hope they do press charges against this douche and he gets slapped with a civil lawsuit for falsely implicating his trash ex-GF.
EW Sugaroo.. I just saw billygoat.. I'm afraid he's going to eat my monitor. Om nom nom NO.
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
I hope they do press charges against this douche and he gets slapped with a civil lawsuit for falsely implicating his trash ex-GF.
@sushi:
I think she picked him because he was a fat, lazy slob and a pussy that would let her "fix" him, which fed her ego. Sympathy from TV viewers convinced this loser that he could handle business on his own, which he obviously can't, and here's the fallout. Kate had to know from the minute he filed for divorce that he was going to be a massive fail if left to his own devices. She is laughing her ass off.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:44am.
*lifts shirt and flashes thread my hairy GUT*
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I'll still marry you. We have an "understanding" right? Right??? *starts stalking Jack*
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Cat-loving, Walmart-shopping, trailer-living, fag-hagging new dlisted member at your service!
What a great start to the new year if pig boy was arrested for this hoax!
*rests head on Jackyhat's smooth belleh & daydreams*
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Off topic (sorry), has anyone seen The Breakdown lately?? Haven't seen him in a few days and that ain't normal.
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I'm your huckleberry...
Mmmmm...Jon's lucious fat roll has reminded me to not stop at Al's Donut Hut drive-up window this morning.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 10:51am.
but what are "Ricers"? LOL something racist I'm sure
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nah just kids that trick out their Hondas
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