JLove Thinks Every Woman Should "Vagazzle" Her Snatch
On last night's Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the show to whore out her new book on relationships and dating. That's another joke for another day. In the book, JLove writes about how she decorated her vagina with crystals after a break-up. Yes, bitch gave herself an Edward Cullen creampie!
JLove loves her disco ball pussy so much that she thinks all women should look like Glamberace directly blew an air kiss into their coochie.
Is nothing sacred anymore?! There's already a pussy dye out to make your labia toddler pink again, and now JLove wants you to throw some rhinestones on it?! FOR WHY?! Is JLove's vagina going to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars? Seriously, unless you're planning on entering your pussy into a child beauty pageant or RuPaul's Drag Race, there's no reason for you to vagazzle your business.
That being said, I must excuse myself, because my no-no has an intimate date with a BeDazzler.
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"My precious lady friend"!!??!!!
You just know that when she is in private she is all
"Spank my precious lady friend, teach that bitch a lesson, make my precious lady friend beg, treat my precious lady friend like the whore she really is..."
Both she and GL must be desperate for ratings/attention
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:40pm.
Yeah....what kind of adhesive would you use for that? Aleene's Tacky Glue, E6000...could you use those memory book glue dots?
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Duo eyelash glue, nontoxic and safe, sticks up to 24 hours.
Why only one color (Ginger) for ALL women of color? And what color is that EXACTLY?
Just another dingbat desperate to stay in the spotlight by any means. Tool.
Bitch, Is you crazy? All that glitter and shit has sharp edges. Who would want a thousand tiny shards of plastic rubbed all over their snatch?
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Wouldn't that hurt when you did it??
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:55pm.
If you're broke, you could just use the fruit punch flavored Gatorade. My kid drank some last night and she still has a red mustache from that shit.
Hmm, now you have me thinking about that grape Icy Pop in my freezer and trying to give my foreskin a more youthful look!
Okay, what guy-other than Glamberace-wants to see a glittery pussay??
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Bitch is crazy and not in a funny way. She reeks of desperation and it's about high time she got herself a regular job.She sucks as an actress and it's time to lose that " cheerleader act".
She was cute on Party of 5 but the was last century, right?
This reminds me of that picture I saw of the tattooed granny who had wind chimes dangling from her hoohoo area......... but I can't see her doing that.
Like they're sayin', SHOW US THE PICTURES!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:04pm.
JLove - pics or it didn't happen!!!!!!
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There's pussy dye? Hmmm
You can always dye with Kool-Aid like Tai did on Clueless (RIP Brittany).
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:55pm.
If you're broke, you could just use the fruit punch flavored Gatorade. My kid drank some last night and she still has a red mustache from that shit.
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Oh Lord...I won't be able to look at a bottle of Gatorade again without thinking: Pussy Dye.
"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ
I can't imagine that's very comfortable to sit on...
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A friend of hers did it for her? All kinds of ewww. I always liked JLove and now I'll have this to think about.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:17pm.
Now, I don't know this for sure, in fact I just heard it from a friend who does this, really...I am sure she is just glueing bits of sparklies on her lady forest, NOT her actual vagina, as that would be painful and pointless.
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Yeah....what kind of adhesive would you use for that? Aleene's Tacky Glue, E6000...could you use those memory book glue dots?
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ELMER'S! (-:
Did anyone look at the pussy dye link? Oh lordy, I laughed my ass off. And I love those whores at Jezebel.
There was a part in "The Story of O" where the Russian girl puts lipstick on her nipples and pussy lips to make them redder. Last time I looked, my bits are a nice color and if I dyed them any pinker, Mr. Hekki would think I am crazier than he already does.
If you're broke, you could just use the fruit punch flavored Gatorade. My kid drank some last night and she still has a red mustache from that shit.
oh jeez......shut the fuck up.
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What a lightweight! I grommeted my love lips.
she better be careful with that glue gun, she might seal her vagina shut. JLove is a serial monogamist...why in hell would anyone want her advice on dating and relationships???
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"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:42pm.
So...(sorry if this was already discussed) it's not pierced right? She must have a really sticky vagina then?
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Uh...maybe she's using panty pudding for adhesive?
So...(sorry if this was already discussed) it's not pierced right? She must have a really sticky vagina then? I think I'll need to see a YouTube instructional video. Can I see that in the book?
fucktard
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by Passionate on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:17pm.
Now, I don't know this for sure, in fact I just heard it from a friend who does this, really...I am sure she is just glueing bits of sparklies on her lady forest, NOT her actual vagina, as that would be painful and pointless.
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Yeah....what kind of adhesive would you use for that? Aleene's Tacky Glue, E6000...could you use those memory book glue dots?
I wonder if anyone on my facebook would know... *changes FB status*
This girl has great tits, but what a fug face on her.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:17pm.
Now, I don't know this for sure, in fact I just heard it from a friend who does this, really...I am sure she is just glueing bits of sparklies on her lady forest, NOT her actual vagina, as that would be painful and pointless.
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I just looked it up for research (cough) and found no such thing. I will admit there is stuff to help rhinestones stick to skin w/out irritation.
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:17pm.
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That's what I understand it to be too. They used to rave about it in magazines years ago when I still bought Cosmo and co.
ETA I've just seen the pussy dye for the first time ever. What the fucking hell is wrong with people??
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Wouldn't it just be easier to use some of that glitter body spray that 12 year old use?
i'm not sure why anyone, even a desperate has been, would do this for themselves. for your guy, maybe, but for yourself? NO. What do you do, get your hand mirror out and go to town with the hot glue gun and rhinestones with your other available hand?
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Fuck this bitch -
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Now, I don't know this for sure, in fact I just heard it from a friend who does this, really...I am sure she is just glueing bits of sparklies on her lady forest, NOT her actual vagina, as that would be painful and pointless.
lol passionate... she's the bead whisperer!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:12pm.
pics or you're a liar like jlove!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you calling she who whispers to ghosts a liar?? Do you know who she is?!!?
Why must she constantly reek of desperation?
lmfao
*dons eyepatch*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:09pm.
Don't make Raul violate your eyehole again Jackieboy. ***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Submitted by Passionate on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 12:10pm.
I'mma going to try it, I'll let you all know how it goes. That's right, I'll take one for the team.
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pics or you're a liar like jlove!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
@ loozer: And YOU look very fresh and handsome today, yourself.
All THIS without the aid of hot glue and rhinestones, too!
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I'mma going to try it, I'll let you all know how it goes. That's right, I'll take one for the team.
Pleco, Georgeina is looking very glamorous today.
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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUULIOOOOO!!!!!
I'LL FUCK YOU TIL YOUR PUSSY SPARKLES, FAGGOT!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Is thıs ho for real?!!
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Holy shit, she's not serious, is she? Glitter made from bits of paper or glass, either option is going to make you scratch like a bitch.
Bits of glitter on your vagina won't heal a broken heart. Moronic, attention-seeking bee-atch. Even big diamantes will slip off and rub against your sensitive bits.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:58am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:46am.
So if it looks "like a disco ball"
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No that's the glittery air freshener hangin' from her belly button ring. ***********************************************************************************************
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
ha ha pleccy: I don't wanna take a ride on THAT disco stick
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*hangs disco ball on little jack*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Hewitt's Disco Ball would go well with Gaga's Disco Stick.
Jussayin'
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JLove - pics or it didn't happen!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
She should have just run on to the set yelling, "LOOK AT ME! TALK ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" It would have been more subtle.