JLove Thinks Every Woman Should "Vagazzle" Her Snatch
On last night's Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the show to whore out her new book on relationships and dating. That's another joke for another day. In the book, JLove writes about how she decorated her vagina with crystals after a break-up. Yes, bitch gave herself an Edward Cullen creampie!
JLove loves her disco ball pussy so much that she thinks all women should look like Glamberace directly blew an air kiss into their coochie.
Is nothing sacred anymore?! There's already a pussy dye out to make your labia toddler pink again, and now JLove wants you to throw some rhinestones on it?! FOR WHY?! Is JLove's vagina going to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars? Seriously, unless you're planning on entering your pussy into a child beauty pageant or RuPaul's Drag Race, there's no reason for you to vagazzle your business.
That being said, I must excuse myself, because my no-no has an intimate date with a BeDazzler.
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Hewitt, that's NOT what we mean by "family jewels."
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My computer blew up when I clicked on the pussy dye link, so now I'm even more confused. Are they like punk rock shades of cooch? Shouldn't pussies just BE pink?
And who the hell sits spread-eagled in front of a mirror to glue sparkles on their pooter?
There's a great Howard Stern interview with Nick Carter on youtube about what a psycho JLH was when they dated. She made him wear 2 rubbers when they fucked & bought him an eternity ring telling him some crap about them being together forever. Meanwhile, bitch was handing out eternity rings to everyone else she was banging at the same time. What a whack job.
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"OMFG! What kind of site are you on?" - David Letterman's Psych major sister, 1/7/10
Stoney
LOL. A seriously, who wants the base of their dick smacking up against little rough pieces of metal? Sucky, don't answer that.
And god forbid your man knocks one loose and it ends up inside your hooha. What the fuck is wrong with this idiot?? That shit would be painful. That could cut a bitch, ya know.
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I'm your huckleberry...
That's one dumb thing to do, honestly, and said advise comes from a chick who's obviously afraid of commitment. ha! what a joke.
Anyway, it's much better than stalking your ex with repeated drunk calls.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
LOL. A seriously, who wants the base of their dick smacking up against little rough pieces of metal? Sucky, don't answer that.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ironically, the only males who would appreciate bedazzled baginas are gay.
PLEASE!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
An Edward Cullen creampie..LMAO I almost fell out of my seat with that one MK!
What if one dislodged and traveled elsewhere.. that would make for an interesting convo with your gyno..
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
I wonder if her disco ball pussy is a size 2.
Of all the hot women in Hollywood, I don't think JLH would be my top pick for a bedazzled vajajay.
OMG stoney I was JUST getting ready to type something about chipping a tooth or choking on bead that gets NOMNOMNOM'd loose!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
It's all fun and games until you chip your tooth on a pink bead.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I don't know, but when an actress starts to talk about her bedecked genitals on national television, it sort of makes her look desperate.
Pussy dye? That sounds all kinds of wrong from an OBG perspective.
All Work, No Dlisted makes Loozer Cranky.
Bedazzled va-jay-jays makes Loozer Crankier.
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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...
WTF?! WHY?! Why would anyone think sticking crystals on their cooch would be a good idea?!
Snowy & Stoney ~ what's next????
Pussy Glitter?
Cooter Tassels??
No arts & crafts on a pussy for me...thanks.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
This is all kinds of fucking HOT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Ughhh, like anyone wanted to hear that. I've ALWAYS loathed JLH.
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Douchechill!
Craziness aside, the adhesive is bound to cause some kind of reaction. That is sensitive skin down there, and you can't just throw chemicals like that on it. There are mucus membranes in that region, so even regular body glue may be a bad idea.
Oh and: LOLWUT? Is this bitch for real? SparklePussy?
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...?
The logistics of using hot glue on your pussy to keep the rhinestones in place must be overwhelming. How soon before we can all go to Walgreen's to buy our own "Sequin Snatch Kit"? *runs off to trademark name*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 11:07am.
I still can't believe George Lopez has a show. I thought he'd died.
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Oh no you didnt (lol).
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
ahahahhah Stocky. I was about to say "the correct dlisted term is COOTER DYE!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
LONG LIVE COOT DYE!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney ~ before you say anything....yea, I'm sure Cooter Dye Girl would do this.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
What a loser bitch, she'll do anything to be deemed "interesting".
CRAZY CUNT. GO BEDAZZLE YOUR CUNT
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I still can't believe George Lopez has a show. I thought he'd died.
BLINGEE ON, BITCH!!!
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