Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. But a word of advice to our fresh star – people know, and they are watching, and they are offering money to those around you, some friendly, some unfriendly, to catch you in a compromising position. So be careful who you trust. Fortunately, for your sake, so far they’ve refused to sell you out. But everyone has a price. People with children and mortgages have a price. And eventually someone will cave. And if you’re still hiding out in the toilet and rubbing your nose in it, suffice to say that photo can set them up for life. Careful now. (Lainey Gossip)
This sounds like RPattz, but I think the unicorns who frolic through his magic forest hair are the ones snorting the bad shit in the bathroom. RPattz is just their enabler.
This out of control funny man B list movie actor is engaged to be married to a celebrity. What his fiancee' doesn't know though is that our funnyman actor got married about two years ago when he was drunk in Vegas. He kept meaning to get it annulled but never did. Meanwhile since it happened he has lost track of the woman he married that night. His people are searching frantically for her so they can get the marriage annulled before his fiancee' finds out about it and before he gets married to her. (CDAN)
Russell Brand? And if this was a romantic comedy starring Russell Brand his missing wife would turn out to be Katy Perry's best friend played by Kate Hudson.
If this is true, it’s just plain crazy. We hear that this ‘married couple’ is involved in more of a business arrangement than a romance. It’s not that unusual, since people have been using marriage for many things throughout history. We just think it’s sad there are actual transactions involved here – the monetary kind, trust us, not the sexual kind. One of the partners is paying the other a hefty stipend as an incentive to stay hitched. The receiving partner needs the money because of a drug habit and gambling issues and the other is inclined to give it to fight off rumors of sexuality/bad past/unattractiveness. Both in the relationship are celebrities, both have been up against speculation, and both are all about the PR to keep the ball rolling on their different needs being fulfilled by the marriage. Not Katie and Tom. (BuzzFoto)
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban? Or Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith? Or Fuggie and Josh Duhamel?
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LAST BI: Maybe Seal and Heidi Klum? Only because of "plain crazy" like his song "crazy" and the "unattractive" comment...hmmm....also why 'married couple' and NOT just married couple? maybe it is a same sex marriage, or life-partner thing....
Goldie-Kurt
Susan-Tim (that's over so no)
Ellen and Portia
Who else is 'married'?
OH! And I am SURE that this story completely, 100% applies to John Travolta and Kelly Preston, but I am not sure if that is who the BI is actually about...
That makes no sense. There have never been rumors about J.Lo's sexuality or past. And she's never been thought of as unattractive.
Jen/Ben, and Mariah/Nick don't make sense here for the same reasons.
Fergie and Josh almost make sense, except I doubt Fergie would care if people thought/knew about her sexuality or bad past. And while I certainly don't think she's hot, she's not unattractive either.
Brad and Angelina...seriously?! C'mon people. She doesn't need Brad to keep up a reputation, and he certainly doesn't need her money. I don't think it's JayZ and Beyonce for the same reasons.
Number 2 is SBC. I can't believe they are still only engaged. She spent so much time converting to Judaism, just for him. Poor Isla.
Russel Brand and Katy Perry for the second one! He is nuts enough to do that and she had that Vegas song. I agree he is marrying her for more exposure in the U.S. Number 3 is either Josh and Fugs or Bennifer 2.
I vote J.Lo and Skeletor for the last one. At least a drug habit would explain why he always looks so sickly.
I LOVE that horse! It's beautiful. Could it be real?!
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And MK nailed the first two. Taylor Lautner popped into my head but he needs his body to be in top shape to keep the pedo-mom panty pudding flowing. He wouldn't dabble in the bad shit that much.
My DListed educated guess for #3 is Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck.
My reasoning: Garner is waaay over rated in the looks dept. And she's not getting any younger or any more feature movie roles. She needs to be married to Ben, a former "hunk", to save her self-esteem. Her bad past comes from all the dudes she used to jump from, one time very publicly cheating on one. And didn't people used to speculate that Violet Affleck is her ex's lovechild? So the marriage helps her image like that too. Ben has been looking very haggard lately. He's always in casual, almost slobbish, clothes, unshaven, looks exhausted, etc. If you need visual aids go to X17. Speaking of that site, they just recently posted photos of Ben leaving a liquor store... maybe that's his "drug." Oh and someone else mentioned that he's a rumored heavy gambler.
But I could be wrong.
Is Jim Carey engaged to Jenny McCarthy yet? Sketchy past points fingers to former meth-head Fergie. Beyonce and Jay-Z earned $122M last year, they don't have to stay married to each other.
Jay Z and Beyonce is a good guess, but I am going to go with The Afflecks. The rumors about his gambling habits have circulated for years.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Do you really think Katy Parry would give a fuck if the story was true? She doesn't seem like she'd be the type of care. She's probably had enough drunken nights to understand how that could happen?
#3 is Oprah and Stedman.
1) RPattz. Only junkies can go weeks without a shower. I speak from teh life experience.
2) Hasn't Russell Brand been sober for a bunch of years? Yea, I have no guess.
3) Loving the Jay-Z/Bootylicious guess. Bouncy totally strikes me as the pillhead gambler type.
1. I don't know.
2. Definitely Russell Brand. And I'll add he's only marrying that girl to get more exposure in the States.
3. I don't know. I'm not buying Kidman because I don't remember there ever being questions about her sexuality (Cruise, yes, but not her). She's also not exactly unattractive either.
Shia Leboof since there's so much talk of money, mortgages and all that. It was teetering between him and Unicorn Hair, but the talk of money tipped the balance.
Cant think of any other engaged funnymen (i use the term loosely) at the moment so I'll say Russell.
Since it says 3 is not T&K, I betcha it's Fuggie and Josh. She's unnattractive/bisexual/a former methhead, he's a cheater, do the math.
#1 Zac Efron
#2 No idea ...
#3 Beyonce and Jay z .... jay z is really ugly !!!!
2 doesnt sound like russell brand.. wouldnt he have to go through a LOT of paperwork to get married because he's a UK citizen? same with sacha baron cohen
I say 3 is Tori Spelling and that sleeze from Canada she married.
I notice "married" is in quotes for number 3. hmmmmm - Brad and Angie??
no mention of kids in #3....hmmmm....
I think #1 is Shia LaBouef. All that talk of money and selling out makes me think of "Wall Street."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I think we are spot on for this one. Rob is the cokehead, Russell is the dummmy, and Fergie and Josh based on the sexuality/unattractiveness comment. Although I think Fergie is pretty.
the second one isn't Russell, he's been clean for 7 years, I know Russell and I can honestly vouge for his sobriety, he is also a very nice guy.
1. Zac Efron
2. Sasha Baron Cohen
3. Posh and Becks
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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#3 - My immediate thought was Ben Affleck since he has been rumoured to be a pretty bad gambler and he and his wife hardly seem to be the epitome of happiness. Jennifer Garner has been quoted, if I recall, as thinking of herself as a big "dork" so the two clues fit.
#3 - Fuggie & Josh FTW
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Marriage all about PR? Smacks of Brangelina to me. And I say Russ Brand for the second item as well.
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When the emergency technician is about to apply CPR, no one says..."wait, let's pray first".....
Although her ugliness is hardly a "rumor"
#3 = Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick.
The only part that throws me is SJP would be hit with the unattractiveness rumors, and Broderick would be the queerosexual.
Why CANT I find someone to pay me to stay married to them? Everytime I meet someone with deep pockets, I scare them off b/c of my need to make my own $.
(1) R-Patz for the first one. But I dont understand if you are not able to walk freely, how does doing coke make it bearable? I would think the coke would make him more paranoid.
(2) Well if Russell Brand is telling the truth he has been sober for 7 yrs but I have known many recoverin alkie and their period of sobriety are spotted with relapse so I believe this is him.
(3) I say Nicole Kidman / Keith Urban. If this is Fergie and her hubby who is paying who to stay in the marriage?
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Oooooo-Mariah & Nick for #3
I'm bored of speculating about the sex of celebrities the identity of which we can only speculate.
I say Fuggie and Josh too...I give it maybe another year, tops.
For #3 I mean
Totally Fuggie and Josh!