Wednesday, January 13th 2010
Bitches Get Old: The Matt LeBlanc Edition
One of you hos sent me these pictures of Matt LeBlanc with the subject: BITCH ATE ED!!! You know who you are and you owe me another Mr. Pibb (I refuse to call it Pibb Xtra). I'll be sending your ass an invoice.
The truth is, Matt doesn't look like he ate ED. Yes, he's built like Jon Gosselin after a long bowel movement, and he's got a dash of pepawness in hair, but you know you still would.
Personally, Matt reminds me of that uncle who used to sneak you beer when you were a kid. Then when you got older and could buy your own beer, he still passed you beer on the down low thinking he was doing you a big favor.
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He doesn't really age that good. Oh well. Maybe having a sick kid does that to you.
Whoa Matt! I guess we know how YOU doin'.
EVERYONE gets old and he looks just fine.
PEDRO ALMODOVAR!!!
I would hit it. He's more attractive to me now than he was on Friends or Joey.
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I like boring things.
He still has remants of hotness about him but he def needs to lay off the fritos......
He looks like a dyke with a flannel shirt on.........
i think he looks hotter than when he was young... is that sad? or only to freud?
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I've seen things that would make you crap a book on how to puke.
-Officer Jay
Submitted by elmo533: "He looks like somebody's old uncle on his way to the ice chest for another beer."
LOL. He does.
He also looks like an old lesbian. AH hahahahaha!
You all know he's gay, don't you? True.
I saw this and thought, "Bruce Campbell? On Dlisted?" No, I guess not.
There's coffee in that nebula...
Friends was the most annoying show on television. Tailored for idiots.
I saw this shit on TMZ last night. They were all flabbergasted that he looked so old (although Harvey insisted that from far away he looked like George Clooney). He looks like somebody's old uncle on his way to the ice chest for another beer.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
I would still hit it...with the lights on!
Submitted by KD on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:13am.
I guess I won't ask him how he's doin'.
Does he have a bubble butt now??
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As far as I know, a bubble butt is a good thing.
A lard ass, well - that's something else entirely.
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Bottom-feeder.
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I guess I won't ask him how he's doin'.
Does he have a bubble butt now??
Awww come on look at that handsome stud, tell me you would turn him down because of a little pudge... hell I sure would do him in a second! Matt you gorgeous hunky stud, just go back to the gym first thing in the morning for 15 minutes cardio and 30 minutes of weights and you will get it all back in 12-16 weeks. I will be your personal trainer...
Yep, I still would
I remember watching his spin-off show. He just looked fat, old, and comfortable. I felt sorry for him, actually.
Disgusting slob!!! He could pay someone to lift his arms & legs...and exercise for him! He's making a flippin' fortune from "Friends" residuals! I'm going to the gym, so I never have to look like this!!!
Joey was so hot in friends.
what age is he?
he looked ancient in the last few seasons. you could tell that he was dying his hair.
He still looks better than the rest of the cast.
Courtney Sux Cox - Ano bitch
Chinnifer Maniston - surfboard chin and cankles
Lisa Skidrow - leather
Chandler - obese and red
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Isn't he the gay one? I remember all those Blind Vice rumors about him being gay. Now he looks like a dyke!
Not in a million fucking years would I hit that shit. Not then, not now, not evah. Sheeit, I'd bang Paris Hilton's baby pig before I'd hit this pot bellied country fuck who can't locate his dick with two hands. Barf.
Still bangable, IMHO.
But yeah - aging thucks! Ith thucks!
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Bottom-feeder.
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Back in the day he had a banging body. Now the only work out he gets is when his asshole pumps out a couple farts.
I'd SO hit that. You know he likes it dirty.
Yeah but it is soo much work to keep nosy asses from seeing the f-d portrait.
How YOU doin'??? meh. Not interested... If I have to be dyeing my nethers, he could have the courtesy to dye the hair.
Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:11pm.
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you know?
but shit, we're survivors.
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Come la notte i furti miei risponda!
Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
Woulda fucked him then, would fuck him now.
Still hot. Cha!
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
"Why does he look like the old dyke gym teacher from my high school?"
Speaking of high school, I have the yearbook from his senior year. If I can find it, I'll post his pic.
He's hot! I'd hit him sideways, frontways, backwards, upside down, etc.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 9:02pm.
time, baby.
kronos eats his young.
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I know what you mean (sigh). I wish I could be like Dorian Gray. Fuck, just for the carte blanche on the vices alone would be worth it! Yumm!
Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 7:26pm.
Joey, what happened to you?
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time, baby.
kronos eats his young.
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Come la notte i furti miei risponda!
Deh vieni, non tardar, o gioja bella..........
Ewwww...he used to be so hot back in the day, now he's just fug.
I'd make a Joey Sandwich with him and Tony Danza!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I thought it was Joe Rogan.
Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 8:20pm.
I never thought this dude was hot
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me neither. LOL'd just reading the post title and seeing the pic though.
I never thought this dude was hot. On Friends he was supposed to be the hottest guy just like Rachel was supposed to be the hottest girl. If you ask me, it was all about Ross... yum! Something about dweeby tall skinny guys makes me get goofy.
He looks like he has a future as "Al Bundy" which is ironic since that's the show that 1st got him airtime. They had him as a character and tried to spin a show for him off it.
i was never a fan of his but he's much better looking than jon gosselin
I think he looks great!
he's doing smell the fart acting! (watched way too much friends back in the day)
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/13/2010 - 6:14pm.
You took the words right out of my mouth!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
HOW YOU DOIN'?
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Less skettios and more just for menz!
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
I thought that was grown up Peter Brady...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Joey, what happened to you? No matter, I would still have a threesome with you and Chandler anyday
ew red flannel shirt
that shit is for scarecrows
At least he still looks better than horsey face schwimmer does, too bad the wrong one has the cash
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