Johnny Depp IS Amused
At the Kustendorf Film Festival in Belgrade, Serbia last night, director Emir Kusturica revealed a statue of Johnny Depp keeping it sexy while leaning against a telephone pole. Yes, that is supposed to be a statue of Johnny Depp. It looks more like a parched Katherine Moennig dressed as a young Skeet Ulrich at a Scream costume party. Johnny might agree. But since Johnny's a polite gentlemen, he made sure to swallow the vomit of laughs that tried to pour out of his mouth.
I'm still going to raise my mug of coffee to Serbia this morning, because think of all the drunk tourists and locals this statue is going to attract. Someone needs to create a Tumblr page devoted to showcasing all the pictures of boozed up skanks licking on this statue. Belgrade never has to worry about hiring someone to clean up the pigeon shit. That statue is going to get more tongue than Tommy Girl's ass lips at a Scientology pot luck.
Any inanimate object that attracts such acts of sluttery always gets my seal of approval.
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Ummmmmmm, no.
I can't help but love Johnny no matter how fat-facey he gets. He's charming, cute, smart, talented, polite. What else could a ho ask for?
That statue looks more like James Dean than Johnny Depp. Since they share the same initials, maybe the statue maker got confused about who it was supposed to be.
C'mon people, you gotta admit, that statue is totally bangable
Emir makes masterpieces...
Submitted by Emmatrude on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 1:55pm.
Maybe, but I think it's the hair and the clothes' fault :P
THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME WHEN JOHNNY HAS BEGUN TO LOSE THE HOTNESS. I KNOW SOME WILL STAY IN DENIAL FOEVER, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR HIS LEGENDARY SEXINESS. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN SEE THE TRUTH NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS.
Secret Window is one of the most entertaining movies ever. It's all Depp all the time!
The look on his face really says it all. Who would have ever thought Serbia would be such a Johnny Depp fan, then again, whoever thinks of Serbia, I forgot it was even a country.
LOL@how short he made him.
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Johnny's hair is attached to his hat
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:25am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:08am.
Is Johnny looking a little bloated in the face?
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Mos def.
But maybe it's for a part? Did he happen to play The Caterpillar as well in ALice In Wonderland?
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Nope, Mad Hatter.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:08am.
Is Johnny looking a little bloated in the face?
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Mos def.
But maybe it's for a part? Did he happen to play The Caterpillar as well in ALice In Wonderland?
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LMFAO @ swallow the vomit of laughs that are trying to spill out of his mouth.
MK, you are a genius. Truly.
Is Johnny looking a little bloated in the face? I think he's a little fatter here...Don't kill me ladies I'm just saying...
That statue looks like a lurking pedo.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:24am.
OMG, I fucking LOVED James Spader!!! He was such a scumbucket in PIP, but soooooo hottttttttttt! Ever see "Tough Turf"? A crappy movie, but he is TO DIE FOR in it!
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"I want you to be the best homosexual that you can be." --Brian K
"Two cunts and a crazy is the formula for an instant success!" --Michael K
Looking at the real Johnny....
*clit boner*
People will walk by going, "why ze statue of Andrew McCarsee ???"
EPIC FAIL
That statue bares absolutely NO resemblence to my Johnny.
Pitiful.
that look on his face is priceless (real one, not the statue)
I love Johnny
this dude is so fuckable even if he put that KFC bucket shaped fedora on his mop and rock salvation army suit with that whisker on top of his lip
I'd still spoon with him !
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This is so Barf!
That statue has gay face and the real deal has filthy dirty scraggly face.
LMFAO @ "Quentin Crisp"
OMG, TIGER BEAT !! and TEEN BEAT!! LOL When I was about 13, I used to collect cans for the nickels and save them up every week, and walk 2 miles (and back) to the little Mom & Pop grocery for that week's issue. My bedroom wall was plastered with pics, wall-to-wall. those were the days. 1979.
For some reason, I don't mind Johnny looking dirty and unkept as usual. I think that's how he has always been and it's keeping it close to who he is and all. Can't say the same for poser Billy Goat, meh.
I see some Johnny chunk too.
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HKHo, Back on the 80's, I had a thing for cute white boys..e.g. Judge Reinhold.
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Me, too! I loved Judge Reinhold, although I kept it on the QT cuz of the FTRH jerk-off scene. (Brad!)
Although I also had the hots for the car-stereo salesman who went out with Jennifer Jason Leigh, which is not surprising because I attended that flick with my FIRST DATE, an 18 year old named Tony who drove a 280-Z. Sadly, they looked exactly alike. (I was 14.) After the movie, he took me out to the high school baseball field and said, "So you wanna go to first base?" Or second base, whatever, but to quote lines from cheesy movies...even at 14 I knew that something was seriously wrong. I think that was my first kiss, I let him kiss me and it was awful. Naturally, I kept going out with him. If figured if it was bad, it was my fault! :)
I liked Mannequin, but no chemistry with Kim Catrall, I felt the chemisty in PIP and SEF was smoking hot, so I knew there was something missing, but I didn't know what.
(I'm pretty sure I hadn't been kissed yet at that point, or at least not properly, lol!)
I loved James Spader, too, but he scared me, I liked the nice boys who fucked up with their girls but always realized what a GIGANTIC mistake they had made by the end of the movie.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:59am.
I think AM is an awesome actor. You might think I'm weird, but I loved him in ''Mannequin'' LOL and ''Less Than Zero''.
Back on the 80's, I had a thing for cute white boys..e.g. Judge Reinhold.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Albatross, OMG, that scene in St. Elmo's Fire, where he tells Ally Sheedy that he's in love with her, and then he grabs her and starts kissing her?!!! My sister and I used to watch that scene over and over! *dies*
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Ha! Jesus Christ, he's been revealing that to me and kissing me in the shower for the last 25 years! He also races out from the prom and wildly makes out with me in the parking lot while "If You Leave" blares soothingly in the background. (Well, in MY MIND, at least!)
I like to mix it up.
Great memory, hadn't thought of that one in awhile...
My best friend and I also used to constantly rewind the volleyball scene in Top Gun until the VHS tape broke, too, but that was before Tommygirl was Tommygirl if ya know what I mean! :)
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most overrated person in the planet
He can smile about it because he knows it looks absolutely nothing like him. So after he walks away, no one will know the statue is supposed to be him.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:24am.
OMG, that scene in St. Elmo's Fire, where he tells Ally Sheedy that he's in love with her, and then he grabs her and starts kissing her?!!! My sister and I used to watch that scene over and over! *dies*
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"I want you to be the best homosexual that you can be." --Brian K
"Two cunts and a crazy is the formula for an instant success!" --Michael K
That's just awful. Doesn't Serbia have movies in color?
If Willem Dafoe and Iggy pop had a love child,this would be the end result.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
I also see kind of a Rob Lowe/River Phoenix thing going on here.
Maybe it's just me.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
HE is totally laughing at that shit. That statue looks NOTHING like him.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
If the sculptors lose their jobs over this, they can just move to Beverly Hiills and become plastic surgeons.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Madame S., Andrew McCarthy.
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Whoa. Now, settle down!
That's my MAN you're talking 'bout!
God, I love AM!
Pretty in Pink, St. Elmo's Fire, sigh...
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
LMAO at all the hos getting their picture with the Johnny statue.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:14am.
OMG, it *does* look like Andrew M.! And Johnny can try to fight the hot all he wants, it's not working.
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"I want you to be the best homosexual that you can be." --BK
Very bizarre
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It looks like the starving lovechild of Keanu Reeves & River Phoenix.
Centaurious,
Unfortunately, the Tiger Beat centerfold they were working from was of Andrew McCarthy.
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FIST PUMP!!
Once again, Serbia brings the LULZ
That shit looks like "21 Jump Street" on crack!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Madame S., Also, that is the most terrible likeness ever.
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They must have been working off some Tiger Beat centerfold poster from the 80's.
It's the only explanation.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
In what universe is that statue supposed to look like Johnny?! At least the guy is gracious enough to go along with this crap. Even though he's morphing into Mickey Rourke he still makes me hot. I've loved him since I was 9 years old. TMI *goes to stick head in freezer*
thumbnail 2, fatty johnny's jawline disappears. lol!
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He's hot...and Johnny is, too.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Looks like they were going to burn him at the stake.
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